The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

Clark's reaction upon learning that the Valentine's Day card he received from "L. L." was really from Lex Luthor and not Lois Lane or Lana Lang.......

Hahaha

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Great, now I gotta listen to fans complain about me not having a cape. ARGH..."

 

[manofsteel4life]

Clark's reaction upon learning that the Valentine's Day card he received from "L. L." was really from Lex Luthor and not Lois Lane or Lana Lang.......

Lmao

 

[Panthro]

CLARK: "No I'm telling ya it's true, Iron Man, AKA: Robert Downey Jr., could have been Lex Luthor! I read it on the hype!"
RANDOM WOMAN: "...."

 

[Lily Adler]

Well, he's obviously delusional.

 

[Panthro]

Clark's reaction upon learning that Lindsay Lohan had been cast as Elizabeth Taylor in a TV film based on the late screen icon's life.

 

[Lily Adler]

Wait, what!?!?

 

[Panthro]

Wait, what!?!?

You can find out more about it in the Lindsay Lohan Train Wreck thread.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_1...zabeth-taylor-in-lifetime-biopic-report-says/

 

[Lily Adler]

I don't think I want to.

 

[Panthro]

No, you probably don't want to.

RANDOM WOMAN: "Wow, you're Superman?! You used to be big!"
CLARK: "I am big. It's the movies - and the box office - that got small."

 

[Rockstar]

I am sick and tired of your pictures showing up in MY thread!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "One day that Oscar will be mine!"

 

[ultimatefan]

CLARK:Can you spare a dime, lady?
RANDOM WOMAN: Let me guess, you used to work for the printed press.
CLARK: Yep.

 

[Panthro]

CLARK:Can you spare a dime, lady?
RANDOM WOMAN: Let me guess, you used to work for the printed press.
CLARK: Yep.

OUCH

 

[ultimatefan]

CAVILL: can you spare a dime, lady?
RANDOM WOMAN: Wait, aren´t you...
CAVILL: Yeah, I played Superman, like, fifteen years ago. People said there was a curse, i thought it was superstitious bullcrap. But hey, I didn´t get paralyzed like Reeve, I didn´t have a suspicious suicide like George Reeves, and I still have more of a career than Brandon Routh, he´s the guy pulling down his pants for food down the street...

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: can you spare a dime, lady?
RANDOM WOMAN: Wait, aren´t you...
CAVILL: Yeah, I played Superman, like, fifteen years ago. People said there was a curse, i thought it was superstitious bullcrap. But hey, I didn´t get paralyzed like Reeve, I didn´t have a suspicious suicide like George Reeves, and I still have more of a career than Brandon Routh, he´s the guy pulling down his pants for food down the street...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, I try!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I know that teaser trailer's lying around here somewhere..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Keep looking, Supes!

 

[ultimatefan]

CLARK: Oh, such an adorable dog! What´s his name?
RANDOM WOMAN: He´s chinese. Name´s Don-Giv-Change!
CLARK: Cheap cranky b****

 

[Prime]

 

[manofsteel4life]

CLARK: Oh, such an adorable dog! What´s his name?
RANDOM WOMAN: He´s chinese. Name´s Don-Giv-Change!
CLARK: Cheap cranky b****

Lmao

 

[Panthro]

CLARK: Oh, such an adorable dog! What´s his name?
RANDOM WOMAN: He´s chinese. Name´s Don-Giv-Change!
CLARK: Cheap cranky b****

Hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Batman? Is that you?"