The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[hopefuldreamer]

Oh Beer, you'll be my friend won't you? Bar keep! Another Beer to keep my friend here company!

I can't believe they cut me off... that Beer was all I had...

 

[Prime]

 

[Panthro]

Oh Beer, you'll be my friend won't you? Bar keep! Another Beer to keep my friend here company!

I can't believe they cut me off... that Beer was all I had...

Hehehehehehe, poor guy.

 

[Panthro]

Cavill: "I must stop Hyperion from releasing the Titans!"
Crewman: "Wrong film Henry."
Cavill: "Shaddap you."

 

[Prime]

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Prime

CAVILL: "Shooting a scene from the Tudors? No, but I get that a lot."

 

[ultimatefan]

great stuff guys.

Look ma, no steroids!

 

[Panthro]

great stuff guys.

Look ma, no steroids!

Hehehehehehe

 

[Rowsdower!]

Clark: So Geraldo told me when I dress like this, it's perfectly acceptable if deranged psycho neighborhood watchmen shoot at me.

Lois: Yeah, but you don't really have to worry about that.

Clark: Why? Because I'm bulletproof?

Lois: No. Because you're white.






R.I.P. Trayvon Martin

 

[Slugster]

the truth will set you free

 

[Panthro]

Clark: So Geraldo told me when I dress like this, it's perfectly acceptable if deranged psycho neighborhood watchmen shoot at me.

Lois: Yeah, but you don't really have to worry about that.

Clark: Why? Because I'm bulletproof?

Lois: No. Because you're white.






R.I.P. Trayvon Martin

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

LOIS: "So this is your new movie costume?"
CLARK: "Yeah, trying to distance myself from the old Reeve movies, over association with those films has really been holding me back."
LOIS: "Isn't this a little extreme?"
CLARK: "Details details."

 

[X Knight]

Clark: "Now no one will suspect mild-mannered Clark Kent is Gangsta Superman!!"

Lois: "OMG!! Clark Kent is Superman??!! "

Clark:

 

[ultimatefan]

LOIS: Aaw isn´t it cute, you trying to look all badass and gangsta! It´s like seeing a koala bear dressed in a grizzly costume!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

ROUTH: "If only it had been a full on reboot..."

 

[X Knight]

Funny stuff guys.

ROUTH: "If only it had been a full on reboot..."

sad........but true.

 

[Panthro]

[/QUOTE]
SUPERMAN: "The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope..."

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "By the name of the.........big white thingy in the sky.........Kal shall punish you!!"

Batman: "It's.......it's.......called......the moon.......Clark......gasp"

Superman: "Do not question me, Creepy Mask Person!!"

(for brownie points, can you name the video game character referenced?)

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

ROUTH: "General! Would you care to step outside?" Dammit, I´d have nailed that line...

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

ROUTH: "General! Would you care to step outside?" Dammit, I´d have nailed that line...

Hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

ROUTH: Say what you will about the movie... but do you really wanna live in a world where Shia Labeouf is a bigger star than me?

 

[Panthro]

ROUTH: Say what you will about the movie... but do you really wanna live in a world where Shia Labeouf is a bigger star than me?

Bwahahahahaha

 

[Rockstar]

I'm going hunting!

Dammit...

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

CLARK: Don´t worry, Mr. fanboy, it´s okay if you feel like questioning your sexuality just a little bit right now. I understand.

 

[Lily Adler]