The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Release my teaser trailer already damn it!"

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Zod: Non... we don't want you in this movie...

Non: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Panthro]

Zod: Non... we don't want you in this movie...

Non: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hehehehe, aw poor Non...

 

[elgaz]

"I'm sorry Lois.

I tried turning away. I tried putting the hood up. I tried wearing dark glasses. But none of it is any use. I still have this irresistible urge to stare at your cleavage."

 

[ultimatefan]

The Non one is pretty cool. Good stuff guys.

 

[Panthro]

"I'm sorry Lois.

I tried turning away. I tried putting the hood up. I tried wearing dark glasses. But none of it is any use. I still have this irresistible urge to stare at your cleavage."

Can you blame him?

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff.

ZOD: What you mean men don´t wear beards anymore? And what´s an Al Qaeda? Are they survivors from Krypton as well?

 

[Panthro]

Cool stuff.

ZOD: What you mean men don´t wear beards anymore? And what´s an Al Qaeda? Are they survivors from Krypton as well?

Hehehehehehe

ZOD: "Sweet Jesus you fan boys are impossible to please. Lex Luthor shows up as the main villain, you complain. Lex Luthor doesn't show up at all, not even in a cameo while a more powerful villain takes center stage, and you f***ing fans still complain!"

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Terance Stamp: You really think you can do better that me? My performance was unforgettable! Legendary Mr Shannon!

 

[Panthro]

Terance Stamp: You really think you can do better that me? My performance was unforgettable! Legendary Mr Shannon!

Hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

I´m going to complain endlessly on the internet about how the Superman suit lacks the iconic trunks and yellow belt, about how it´s just a rip-off of Superman II, how it should have Lex Luthor...

 

[ultimatefan]

ZOD: I demand to see Superman immediately!

CONSUELA: Hmmm no... no... Mr. Superman not home.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF.

 

[Rockstar]

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehhe

What should the next Superman movie be about? Of course it should be about following the American dream, that´s what all the great American classics are about. Such as Scarface.

 

[Panthro]

Gotta love Superman eating Kryptonite.

hehehehhe

What should the next Superman movie be about? Of course it should be about following the American dream, that´s what all the great American classics are about. Such as Scarface.

Hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

ZOD: For crying out loud, our costumes are not gay! They´re based on samurai outfits! And they don´t have nipples!

 

[Panthro]

ZOD: For crying out loud, our costumes are not gay! They´re based on samurai outfits! And they don´t have nipples!

Hehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

ZOD: Kneel before Zod!

MODOK: And how exactly do you suggest I perform this action, smartass?!

 

[Project862006]

Cavill: Hey Chris Check out the girls I'm getting how about you

Reeve: Ugh....

 

[Panthro]

Cavill: Hey Chris Check out the girls I'm getting how about you

Reeve: Ugh....

Hehehehehe, ouch.

 

[Panthro]

ZOD: Kneel before Zod!

MODOK: And how exactly do you suggest I perform this action, smartass?!

Hahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

REEVE: "I've heard of May-December hook ups but this is ridiculous..."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, never thought of Supes as a hearthrob for the elderly...