The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[elgaz]

"Don't be fooled by the bathrobe, baby. I'm kind of a big deal"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "How dare you criticize the Tudors! The Tudors was an awesome show and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Robb Stark: For the hundreth time, I'm Robb Stark, King of the North, not this Henry Cavill guy! Why am I always mistaken for this guy?

Henry Cavill: Chicks dig beards, man.

 

[Rowsdower!]

LOL, they do look alike.

 

[Panthro]

Robb Stark: For the hundreth time, I'm Robb Stark, King of the North, not this Henry Cavill guy! Why am I always mistaken for this guy?

Henry Cavill: Chicks dig beards, man.

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Yeah, that's right, I did! Now come and get me! What, you think just because I haven't had a hit film in like 30 some years it means I can't start some ****?! I'll take you all on!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Come At Me, Bro!"

 

[xmangambit]

superman: "come at me, bro!"

lmfaooo!!

 

[Panthro]

lmfaooo!!

Thanks.

 

[Rockstar]

Will we see you ....around?

I'm always around.

*flies off*

 

[Panthro]

Will we see you ....around?

I'm always around.

*flies off*

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Rockstar]

The New Marketing Strategy

Green Lantern may have disappointed, but we promise you an edgy sequel full of hardcore sex and gratuitous nudity!

Ryan: Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!

Just ............ ignore Blake, she's practicing for her role.

Ryan: Done! Sign me up!!!!

 

[Panthro]

The New Marketing Strategy

Green Lantern may have disappointed, but we promise you an edgy sequel full of hardcore sex and gratuitous nudity!

Ryan: Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!

Just ............ ignore Blake, she's practicing for her role.

Ryan: Done! Sign me up!!!!

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Rockstar]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...

Aquaman is in trouble. He needs help.

Clark! ....Why is Aquaman tied up?

.....................................

Wet and ready Bro!!!!!!

..........................................

 

[Panthro]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...

Aquaman is in trouble. He needs help.

Clark! ....Why is Aquaman tied up?

.....................................

Wet and ready Bro!!!!!!

..........................................

So wrong and yet so funny

 

[jaymes_e06]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...

Aquaman is in trouble. He needs help.

Clark! ....Why is Aquaman tied up?

.....................................

Wet and ready Bro!!!!!!

..........................................

^Batman's reactions!

 

[Hotwire]

Superman: Damn it! Go back.
Batman: Why?
Superman: I specifically ordered a venti, double shot, mocha, non-fat, extra hot, with a shot of amaretto!
Batman: And?
Superman: This is caramel.
Batman: I hate carpools.

 

[manofsteel4life]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...

Aquaman is in trouble. He needs help.

Clark! ....Why is Aquaman tied up?

.....................................

Wet and ready Bro!!!!!!

..........................................

Lmfao!!!!

 

[Panthro]

Superman: Damn it! Go back.
Batman: Why?
Superman: I specifically ordered a venti, double shot, mocha, non-fat, extra hot, with a shot of amaretto!
Batman: And?
Superman: This is caramel.
Batman: I hate carpools.

Hehehehehe

 

[Rockstar]

The Amazing Adventures of the Super Friends

Wonder Woman: I'm getting pounded tonight!



Robin: So am I!

Superman: Okay Hal, bend over.

Yoooooooooooow Kelly Clarkson!!!!!

WHAT!? We're not doing the Rocky Horror Picture Show tonight?

Okay Robin, we get it.... put some pants on.

Seriously...why do you have a male sidekick who wears panties?

Wait wait...... why was I wearing panties!!?

Mmmmmmm Batman likes.

AH ah. Just....just a bit lower. Thanks.

 

[GreenKToo]

snort worthy lol

 

[dnno1]

And now, another edition of HISE:

 

[SinisterVulture]

Grace Jones to the villians: You're doing it all wrong. You will be my slave, forever, my slave to the rythm!

 

[Enriquespy]

SUPERMAN: ACHOOO.......!

EVERYONE WHO SURVIVED: Bless you...

SUPERMAN: Thanks... Uhm... anyone here have a tissue?

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "War! It's Fantastic!"