The Runaways Thread

[Not Jake]

Elijya's gonna sodomize you for not falling to your knees before the greatness that is Runaways.

Let me go get my camera.

Please, with my gape, Elijya doesn't stand a chance. I could probably fit his head up there. Nobody sodomizes me, and even when they do, I'm still the giver. That's why I'm the Sodomy King

 

[Not Jake]

Will it be as bad as me not claiming all ASTONISHING issues are perfection-on-paper in B/T threads?

I will cut into you new holes in which to stick my penis

 

[Dread]

I will cut into you new holes in which to stick my penis

Wow, and to think, usually I have to log into a Hotmail Chatroom to hear stuff that vulgar.

 

[BrianWilly]

I am always involved with sodomy. Even when you don't see me, I'm there. Being involved.

I like Molly.

 

[Not Jake]

Wow, and to think, usually I have to log into a Hotmail Chatroom to hear stuff that vulgar.

Now you don't even have to leave the hype to get yourself off. Glad to be of help. Unless you need to be on a microsoft website to wank it...

 

[KingOfDreams]

Hey! I've never teeheed in my life!

Neither have I.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I like Molly.

Somebody sodomize this man

 

[hippy fascist]

Somebody sodomize this man

I can live with that just as long as no-one sodomizes molly

 

[SLVRSR4]

Wouldn't she have gone through the monster's foot? Sort of like a thumbtack that was hopped up on lsd not caffeine!t: Chase isn't a badass anymore! Lucy is still the best, and Nico is still a ****e. What a great title the only thing you need is a hair dying know it all that does very little

 

[KingOfDreams]

Lucy?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Karolina

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I can live with that just as long as no-one sodomizes molly

I hadn't even considered sodomy before now. Maybe I should change the club to Hypesters for the Sodomization of Molly, Followed Promptly by her Untimely Death...

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I hadn't even considered sodomy before now. Maybe I should change the club to Hypesters for the Sodomization of Molly, Followed Promptly by her Untimely Death...

But then I can't use any super cool projects of mine.

 

[Not Jake]

I hadn't even considered sodomy before now. Maybe I should change the club to Hypesters for the Sodomization of Molly, Followed Promptly by her Untimely Death...

Hey, Joss, if you're out there--call me, I can give you some tips on writing about the sodomization of a child.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Hey, Joss, if you're out there--call me, I can give you some tips on writing about the sodomization of a child.

I know I'm a disconnected, pre-set personality lacking of most emotions on the level of normal people. But I found that disturbing.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I hadn't even considered sodomy before now. Maybe I should change the club to Hypesters for the Sodomization of Molly, Followed Promptly by her Untimely Death...

Updated

 

[KingOfDreams]

Hey, Joss, if you're out there--call me, I can give you some tips on writing about the sodomization of a child.

That seems a bit uncalled for.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I called for it

 

[PWN3R]

I love Molly, ha she said "Oh noes" in this issue!

 

[KingOfDreams]

I called for it

I know it's a fictional character but aren't you going a bit too far with this? I mean, brutal sodomy? Not to mention on a child?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

True. That's why I called for the humanitarian way of testing my new synthesized neuro toxin delivery system project on her.

 

[PWN3R]

All the hate for Molly makes me sad.

Watch Whedon devote another entire issue to her.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

So I can have another good reason to kill him?

 

[KingOfDreams]

What if Whedon makes Runaways Molly-centric like he seems to have made Astonishing X-Men Kitty-centric?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I'll end up dropping Runaways, and kill him.