The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[ultimatefan]

LOGAN LERMAN: So Mr. Webb, what did you think of my iconic Spider-Man pose?

WEBB: Nest!

 

[ultimatefan]

LOGAN LERMAN: So Mr. Webb, what did you think of my iconic Spider-Man pose?

MARC WEBB: Next!

 

[Panthro]

LOGAN LERMAN: So Mr. Webb, what did you think of my iconic Spider-Man pose?

MARC WEBB: Next!

 

[Panthro]

The last full season of the 90s Fox Spider-Man -

SPIDER-MAN: "Hey guess what guys, I'm gonna be your boss in the Secret Wars this season! Isn't that great?"
CAP: ""
LIZARD: ""
IRON MAN: ""
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh, guys? Some feedback please? Let me know I have your support? Guys?"
CAP: "I have to return some video tapes."
LIZARD: "Me too."
IRON MAN: "I have to, uh... go drink some beers."
SPIDER-MAN: "Thanks guys, you really know how to make a guy feel comfortable as a leader."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: Hey guys have you seen the awesome new trailer for Iron Man 2?
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah I´m really interested in your thriving, well-established franchise while mine got cancelled, is getting rebooted , and I have no idea what´s gonna happen to it.
CAPTAIN: Or while I was supposed to have been cast by now but there´s no announcement anywhere.
LIZARD: Or while I got screwed off my chance to appear in the next Spidey movie after my alter ego appeared in two sequels.
IRON MAN: Damn I thought this was a superhero group not a group therapy session...

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: Hey guys have you seen the awesome new trailer for Iron Man 2?
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah I´m really interested in your thriving, well-established franchise while mine got cancelled, is getting rebooted , and I have no idea what´s gonna happen to it.
CAPTAIN: Or while I was supposed to have been cast by now but there´s no announcement anywhere.
LIZARD: Or while I got screwed off my chance to appear in the next Spidey movie after my alter ego appeared in two sequels.
IRON MAN: Damn I thought this was a superhero group not a group therapy session...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

WEBB: So Sam, any hints for my Spidey reboot?

RAIMI: Torture your actors! Physically abuse them to death! Sure they´ll b**** and moan about it, but deep down they know it´s fun!

TOBEY: Fun?! FUN?! You think THIS is fun, you sadistic butcher?! Look what this Professor Mengele did to me, you think I´ll get work as "the double glass eye actor?!" Only at the circus!!

 

[Panthro]

WEBB: So Sam, any hints for my Spidey reboot?

RAIMI: Torture your actors! Physically abuse them to death! Sure they´ll b**** and moan about it, but deep down they know it´s fun!

TOBEY: Fun?! FUN?! You think THIS is fun, you sadistic butcher?! Look what this Professor Mengele did to me, you think I´ll get work as "the double glass eye actor?!" Only at the circus!!

 

[ultimatefan]

tHanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN: We are the alpha dogs!
SPIDER-MAN: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
CAP: Huh, nothing. Just practicing, just practicing...

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN: We are the alpha dogs!
SPIDER-MAN: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
CAP: Huh, nothing. Just practicing, just practicing...

Hehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

MARC WEBB: Why the Spider-Man franchise was rebooted? Well, the studio intends to release the next movie, and in that format we thought some images from the old franchise would be too shocking and horrifying for the audience to endure...

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, OUCH.

WEBB: "Jack Bauer and/or Keifer Sutherland? No, but I get that a lot."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

WEBB: How I got the gig? Simple. The Marvel/Sony execs looked at 500 Days of Summer and thought, "if this guy can make a good movie out of a romantic comedy where one half of the couple is romantic and idealistic and the other is vapid and cynical, he can make a good movie out of ANYTHING."

 

[Panthro]

WEBB: How I got the gig? Simple. The Marvel/Sony execs looked at 500 Days of Summer and thought, "if this guy can make a good movie out of a romantic comedy where one half of the couple is romantic and idealistic and the other is vapid and cynical, he can make a good movie out of ANYTHING."

 

[Panthro]

HUMAN TORCH: "Get a reboot going before we get our reboot going will you?! Burn in the fiery depths of Hell, usurper!"
SPIDER-MAN: "All this because I got his actor cast as Captain America..."

MR. FANTASTIC: "Who are you calling white and nerdy?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "I'm calling you! White and nerdy!"
MR. FANTASTIC: "Oh you're one to talk, Mr. Emo Jazz Dancing Machine!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, that's hitting below the belt."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: I´m giving serious consideration to f***ing your wife.
MR. FANTASTIC: You can´t even say the movie quote right! It´s "eating your wife"!
SPIDER-MAN: What movie quote?

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: I´m giving serious consideration to f***ing your wife.
MR. FANTASTIC: You can´t even say the movie quote right! It´s "eating your wife"!
SPIDER-MAN: What movie quote?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

MR. FANTASTIC: Our film franchise has been dead for far longer than yours, how the hell are you getting your reboot first?!And if you say "prep time" or compare our box offices I swear I´ll wrap around you and crush you like a boa constrictor!!
SPIDER-MAN: Huuuuuuuh... I´m just too darn cute?