The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Panthro]

Andrew: "Hey Martin, it's me! I'm playing your nephew."

Sheen: "Huh? Oh yeah, well you're better than that other bozo that I can't get rid of..."

Charlie: "Winning...winning...winning,winning,winning,winning,WINNING!!!!"

Martin: [sigh]"Yeah you just keep making the family proud son............****in' schmuck!"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The Gene/Venom gags were

 

[Oscorp]

"I must say MJ, you look really hot naked!"

"Huh? How do you know?"

"You just took a bath...IN ME!!! Oh yeaaaaah!"

 

[Panthro]

"I must say MJ, you look really hot naked!"

"Huh? How do you know?"

"You just took a bath...IN ME!!! Oh yeaaaaah!"

ah, the perks of being a water based villain

 

[Rodrigo90]

LIZARD!!!!! I WANT MY DAMN MASK BACK!!! Face time was the last Spider-Man's deal,but it aint mine...ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!!!!

 

[Rodrigo90]

January 2010 Spider-Man reboot is announced...

 

[Spider-Aziz]

"I must say MJ, you look really hot naked!"

"Huh? How do you know?"

"You just took a bath...IN ME!!! Oh yeaaaaah!"

Good joke

Flashback to the 90s cartoon:
Morrie is so madly in love with MJ ----> Hydro MJ clone

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Rodrigo. Hehe, facetime...

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

GARFIELD: Don´t take it out on me, you jerks!I´m not the costume designer, I just put the thing on!

 

[Panthro]

GARFIELD: Don´t take it out on me, you jerks!I´m not the costume designer, I just put the thing on!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Rodrigo90]

GET IN,SON!!!!! IM THE NEW ******* LIZARD!!!!

NO ******* FAIR!!!!!

 

[Spideyfan93]

Funny and true lmao!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

SONY: Toby, you won't fight your mutated savage professor with intentions to control reptiles

SONY: Dude, the idea is cheesy, why the sad face?

TOBY: It's the money lost on this project I cry over, can't believe you're crazy to really do it

SONY:

 

[Lantern Venom]

GENE: "What the **** did you call me!!? Huh!!?"

VENOM: "An ugly bastard in make-up who ain't worth a ****! And you know what? When it comes to please a woman, I'm your master you little rookie, and you know it! Hahahahaha!"

GENE: "OH REALLY!? Well look at this, *******!"

GENE: "Oh............."

LOL!! Bravo, sir!

 

[Oscorp]

^Thanks!

 

[Rodrigo90]

Spider-Man: Under arrest? For what?...Im not a gimp,Im Spider-Man, you brainless dweeb!!!! PLEASE DONT SHOOT!!!!

 

[Rodrigo90]

I was just getting dressed...cant someone else save them?...Oh,man...right...just give me time to get undressed...Jesus, my life is a great big bang up. Im ******* sick.

 

[Rodrigo90]

Im just beating him up. Nothing sexual.

 

[Panthro]

Im just beating him up. Nothing sexual.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

All these other captions were great too.

 

[Rodrigo90]

Thanks,man.

 

[Rodrigo90]

Andrew Garfield: This is what I would look like if the fans had their way.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

WW: Hi, I´m TV´s new Wonder Woman!

SPIDEY: YAY!! Finally, the fanboys have something to complain more about than my new costume!!

 

[Rodrigo90]

Nice one.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys!

WW: Hi, I´m TV´s new Wonder Woman!

SPIDEY: YAY!! Finally, the fanboys have something to complain more about than my new costume!!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: IM SPIIIIIIIIDER-MAAAAAAAANN... What, I heard someone in the crew say, this could turn out to be a train wreck of historical proportions", so I thought we were actually shooting the Broadway musical...