The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Venom'sDad]

Howell: HEY, Heyyy..... Watch It!
Garfield: Whaaat!!!
Howell: Not so close..... you might get lipstick on my shirt.

 

[American_Idiot]

Jameson, was it? Did you know that if you stare at my mustache, good luck will rub off on ya?

What?!

Give it a try. Stare at my mustache, and good luck will surely come your way!

Are you a moron?! Yeah, stare at my mustache...and...Spider-Man will appear before your eyes!

Spider-Man? What kinda critter is that?! Anyway, stare at mine, I'll stare at yours. Deal?

Whatever...

5 Minutes Later

You rang?

Well, I'll be damned... It worked!

Told ya it would! But which of our mustaches brought'em here?

Uhhhhhhhhhh-what?

 

[Immortalfire]

Mighty Mustache!

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

^^ This.

 

[American_Idiot]

lol.

Or magic mustache.

 

[Panthro]

Jameson, was it? Did you know that if you stare at my mustache, good luck will rub off on ya?

What?!

Give it a try. Stare at my mustache, and good luck will surely come your way!

Are you a moron?! Yeah, stare at my mustache...and...Spider-Man will appear before your eyes!

Spider-Man? What kinda critter is that?! Anyway, stare at mine, I'll stare at yours. Deal?

Whatever...

5 Minutes Later

You rang?

Well, I'll be damned... It worked!

Told ya it would! But which of our mustaches brought'em here?

Uhhhhhhhhhh-what?

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

I think that's probably the funniest of your mustache themed captions A_I.

 

[American_Idiot]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

I think that's probably the funniest of your mustache themed captions A_I.

Thanks Panthro! t:

I'm think I have a pretty decent to be continued story started over at the Dark Knight caption thread...or at least I hope it is. lol.

 

[American_Idiot]

Hey there Peter! Looks like you've had a rough day! Why don't you come with me? I'll show you a good time! Maybe you can even get me pregnant!

Sorry Amber, but I'm in love with Gwen Stacy.

Look into my eyes. You know you can't resist me!

Look, I've had a really bad day. My favorite teacher transformed into a vicious man-sized lizard and I had to take him down. Not in the mood for this...

Lizard schmizard. Did you see the transformation I went through?! I went from tubby trailerpark trash with a kid at 16 to being offered more than you'll make at the Bugle in your entire lifetime to pose for Playboy. Tell me that doesn't turn you on!!!

I mean, that's kinda hot n' all, but like I said, I'm in love with Gwen. Besides, I hear your causin' quite a mess on the set of the Dark Knight Rises (see Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread ).

Look, I run Gotham City. I run L.A. And I'm here in New York, not only to run this town, but to get me a piece of Spider-Man too. Now take off those tights and give me some lovin'!

May the power of Sid Hausman's mustache seduce you...

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

[Oscorp]

 

[Panthro]

Hey there Peter! Looks like you've had a rough day! Why don't you come with me? I'll show you a good time! Maybe you can even get me pregnant!

Sorry Amber, but I'm in love with Gwen Stacy.

Look into my eyes. You know you can't resist me!

Look, I've had a really bad day. My favorite teacher transformed into a vicious man-sized lizard and I had to take him down. Not in the mood for this...

Lizard schmizard. Did you see the transformation I went through?! I went from tubby trailerpark trash with a kid at 16 to being offered more than you'll make at the Bugle in your entire lifetime to pose for Playboy. Tell me that doesn't turn you on!!!

I mean, that's kinda hot n' all, but like I said, I'm in love with Gwen. Besides, I hear your causin' quite a mess on the set of the Dark Knight Rises (see Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread ).

Look, I run Gotham City. I run L.A. And I'm here in New York, not only to run this town, but to get me a piece of Spider-Man too. Now take off those tights and give me some lovin'!

May the power of Sid Hausman's mustache seduce you...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "[wolf whistle]"

GWEN: "Hmm?"

PETER: "It is amazing what those jeans do for her ass."

 

[Oscorp]

^I definitely agree with Peter there :P

 

[American_Idiot]

CONTINUED FROM WHERE I LAST LEFT OFF...

See Peter, that was worth it huh?

I can't BELIEVE I just cheated on Gwen!...

Oh shut up! Just so you know, I'll now be playing Gwen in your little movie! Teehee!

Impossible. You don't have the acting chops. And besides, they already began shooting. AND you're not even blonde!

Silly boy! Ever heard of a reshoot? Or how about a wig? Hahahahaha!

I don't buy it. There is no way....!

You also didn't think you were gonna sleep with me either, and look what happened. Admittedly, you were pretty good, Spider-Boy!

Oh God! What have I done?...

It's the mustache. I've got to find Sid Hausman's mustache and undo whats been done...

You'll never find his mustache Peter! He's far, far away from New York City...I can promise you that!

I will find him! And I will put an end to your madness Amber!

I am Spider-Man dammit!

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

[Panthro]

CONTINUED FROM WHERE I LAST LEFT OFF...

See Peter, that was worth it huh?

I can't BELIEVE I just cheated on Gwen!...

Oh shut up! Just so you know, I'll now be playing Gwen in your little movie! Teehee!

Impossible. You don't have the acting chops. And besides, they already began shooting. AND you're not even blonde!

Silly boy! Ever heard of a reshoot? Or how about a wig? Hahahahaha!

I don't buy it. There is no way....!

You also didn't think you were gonna sleep with me either, and look what happened. Admittedly, you were pretty good, Spider-Boy!

Oh God! What have I done?...

It's the mustache. I've got to find Sid Hausman's mustache and undo whats been done...

You'll never find his mustache Peter! He's far, far away from New York City...I can promise you that!

I will find him! And I will put an end to your madness Amber!

I am Spider-Man dammit!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Hehehehehehehe, oh the horror...

 

[Immortalfire]

Spidey: Anyone for Leap Frog?

Thor: ....................

Spidey: Guess not.

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: "So Thor I hear your opening weekend didn't make quite as much as me, Iron Man, the Incredible Hulk or even lesser films like Wolverine Origins-"

THOR: "Shut the f*** up before I shove this damn hammer up your whiny, scrawny, sell your marriage to the devil ass!"

SPIDEY: "Oh dude, did you have to bring that up? That was just mean..."

 

[Panthro]

GWEN: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."

PETER: "So would I."

 

[Spider-jedi]

^ha ha hahahahah

 

[Venom'sDad]

GWEN: What do you think?

PETER: WOW! That's.....HOT! WOW!

Thor: Yeah, I know.....I made it myself. You don't think the cape is to much?

GWEN: Eh ehmm....uh Peter?

Peter: Huh, oh yeah, nice bonnet......you.

 

[American_Idiot]

CONTINUED FROM WHERE I LEFT OFF...

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How could you Peter? That girl is detestable!

I don't know Gwen. It's like...I couldn't control myself. She had this...power over me...

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Well, whatever Pete. You slept with MTV's Teen Mom. That's just fantastic. Did you know she's gunnin' for my part in the movie too?!

I did... But I won't let that happen Gwen. I promise!

Ok. Well, my rides here. I gotta go...

Hey Pete! Hey Gwen!

Is she really waving at us right now or am I hallucinating?

No, she's right across the street getting into a white limo, just to try and best you once again... That's it. I'm not playing around now. Gwen, get in the car, this ain't gonna be pretty...

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

[Immortalfire]

Venom: Say it. SAY IT!!!

Spidey: OK! "Raised" weblines on my suit are teh EVIL! Andrew's suit is far superior!

 

[Panthro]

All these captions were great.

THOR: "Salutations to you Lady Gwen of Stacy. The God of Thunder hath come to answer the question as to whether someone, anyone, would engage you in the ways of making love. The God of Thunder's answer is yes, very much so. The God of Thunder also asks are Thursday nights good for you? Also those jeans compliment your derriere very nicely."

GWEN: "Gee um, that's, uh, really sweet of you, um, Thor is it? I'm frightened yet flattered at the same time, uh... Peter, little help?"

PETER: "What? What do you want me to do? You advertised, now you want me to stand up to some moldy Babylonian god who just happens to be built like a brick s*** house and tell him that you're not available?"
THOR [off screen]: "Asgardian, not Babylonian."
PETER: "Heh, no offense, but I've gotta hook up with Black Cat in the sequel."

 

[Panthro]

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"I miss having red hair. I'm not even a natural red head and I miss having red hair. I will mourn until the day I can go back to having red hair."

 

[NinjaCarm]

gwen: "would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me hard."

peter: "so would i."

this

 

[kedrell]

Venom: Say it. SAY IT!!!

Spidey: OK! "Raised" weblines on my suit are teh EVIL! Andrew's suit is far superior!