The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[lord-22]

 

[NinjaCarm]

lmao

 

[Milu]

"That posterior!"

 

[Oscorp]

Hahahahahaha!

 

[cwere]

Rofl^^

 

[Spider-Aziz]

SPIDEY: "So Thor I hear your opening weekend didn't make quite as much as me, Iron Man, the Incredible Hulk or even lesser films like Wolverine Origins-"

THOR: "Shut the f*** up before I shove this damn hammer up your whiny, scrawny, sell your marriage to the devil ass!"

SPIDEY: "Oh dude, did you have to bring that up? That was just mean..."

The marriage thing got tiresome over a year ago, but still...
LOL

 

[Panthro]

The marriage thing got tiresome over a year ago, but still...
LOL

Thank you.

 

[Panthro]

"That posterior!"

Hehehehehehehehe

I that posterior.

 

[Milu]

Thanks Panthro, so do I.

 

[Mako]

The one with Peter and May is hilarious.

 

[American_Idiot]

CONTINUED...FROM WHERE I LAST LEFT OFF...

Surprised to see me?

This ends now Amber!

Heh! You can't stop me Peter! Just like you couldn't say "no" to sex with me, you are helpless to do anything about me taking your girl's part!

Whoa! You're more evil than Gobby and Kingpin combined!

Shah! Whatever that means! Look, all I have to do is close my eyes and picture you dead and BAM!

And all I have to do is hit you with a different brand of my sticky white stuff, and you won't be able to blink an eye!

Hehehe! Try it!

Thwi--- NOTHING! What the hell?!

My turn. Better run little spider!

Hehehe! Come back when you have a better plan, Peter Beater!

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

[Venom'sDad]

^ Nice

 

[Spider-Aziz]

^Agree

 

[Panthro]

CONTINUED...FROM WHERE I LAST LEFT OFF...

Surprised to see me?

This ends now Amber!

Heh! You can't stop me Peter! Just like you couldn't say "no" to sex with me, you are helpless to do anything about me taking your girl's part!

Whoa! You're more evil than Gobby and Kingpin combined!

Shah! Whatever that means! Look, all I have to do is close my eyes and picture you dead and BAM!

And all I have to do is hit you with a different brand of my sticky white stuff, and you won't be able to blink an eye!

Hehehe! Try it!

Thwi--- NOTHING! What the hell?!

My turn. Better run little spider!

Hehehe! Come back when you have a better plan, Peter Beater!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Hehehehehehehehehe

God she gets uglier every time I see her.

 

[kedrell]

Ok, lets see it you can tell what this is from:

Ben: "Hey man, you got stuff?"
Guy: "Yeah, I got a little stuff."
Ben: "Drugs, I mean. You have drugs?"
Guy: "Yes, I have drugs."
Ben: "Cause I need to buy some drugs."
Guy: "Are you asking me to sell you some of my drugs?"
Ben: "That's what I'm asking. I'm asking to buy some of the drugs that you're dealing."
Guy: "Let me see your money."[Ben pulls out a roll of bills]
Ben: "Let me see your drugs."[Guy shows Ben the drugs in a plastic bag]
Ben: "How much of my money to buy some of your drugs?"
Guy: "Fifty dollars."
Ben: "Here's $50. Give me $50 worth of drugs."[Guy puts the bag in Ben's hand]
Guy: "The whole bag?"

 

[Venom'sDad]

Guy: What the....... Ben?
Ben: Yeah...
Guy: Ben Parker
Ben: Yeah, can I help you son?
Guy: WTF!
Ben: ???
Guy: Didn't my brother kill you nine years ago?

 

[kedrell]

Ben: "Hey waitaminute! You're not Flint Marko!"

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Guy: What the....... Ben?
Ben: Yeah...
Guy: Ben Parker
Ben: Yeah, can I help you son?
Guy: WTF!
Ben: ???
Guy: Didn't my brother kill you nine years ago?

Ben: Nah dude, your bro met Spymaster & killed him

 

[cwere]

Guy: What the....... Ben?
Ben: Yeah...
Guy: Ben Parker
Ben: Yeah, can I help you son?
Guy: WTF!
Ben: ???
Guy: Didn't my brother kill you nine years ago?

LMAOt:

 

[Panthro]

Ben: "Hey waitaminute! You're not Flint Marko!"

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Guy: What the....... Ben?
Ben: Yeah...
Guy: Ben Parker
Ben: Yeah, can I help you son?
Guy: WTF!
Ben: ???
Guy: Didn't my brother kill you nine years ago?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[American_Idiot]

Continued from where I left off...

I didn't want to have to do this, but I really see no other options at this point...

Sid, I must stare at your mustache...

Your voice sounds familiar. Reminds me of that fella in the Halloween costume. Spider-Critter or something like that...

Spider-Man. Yeah, we're...

...related. Anyway, um, I'm up against an evil that I cannot face alone. I need to find help... ...through your mustache.

Well, you've come to the right mustache, kid. Stare hard and good luck will rub off!

Right! So I've heard.

Stare hard! Focus!

10 Minutes Later...

And...I'm....DONE!

Phew! That was exhausting!

Can take a lot out of a man! But know that your prayers have been answered. The help you seek is on it's way!

Good. I hope this mustache thing isn't just some scam. Here's your 20 dollar bill, sir. I'm sure I'll be seeing you again!

To Be Continued...

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Spider-Critter, you could've stared at his mustache for free using your stealth & amazing crawling power

 

[ultimatefan]

BEN: Waitaminute, I´m gonna get killed in an alley?! Isn´t that what happened to Bruce Wayne´s parents?
THIEF: Actually, I think it was this exact alley. In Begins anyway.
BEN: Ah well, at least no Sandman involved this time.
THIEF: Yeah, that was crazy, wasn´t it? Anyway, gimme your wallet, b****!!
BEN: Hey, watch your mouth, young man! This movie is PG-13!
THIEF:Aw, right, right, sorry. Huh, gimme your wallet... Old man?
BEN: That´s a little hurtful, but fine, whatever. Let´s get this over with, I have yet to freeze my ass on this pavement anyway. THAT kinda stuff they don´t wanna shoot in front of a green screen, the cheap bastards...

 

[ultimatefan]

THIEF: That´s for raising Charlie Sheen! (BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!)