The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Jick]

Lol^^

 

[Venom'sDad]

Spidey: <sigh> Huh........ there gotta be a way to wipe, w/o my spidey powers clinging.

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: Sigh... Make a John Travolta impression, dressed up like an emo... What in God´s name was I thinking?

 

[American_Idiot]

Continued from where I left off...

Ey yo Amber! I'm baaack! Surprised to see me so soon?

I'm not gonna lie... I am.

Are you stupid Peter? Do you really want to die today?

May didn't raise no fool.

All jokes aside, I've got luck on my side this time!

Don't tell me you went and stared at Sid's mustache!

Oh, but I did! Which means...

Surprise!

Oh crap! Ok, I'm just gonna walk away now and pretend like I had nothing to do with that!

Peace out Spidey!

Thanks for the reboot!

FIN.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

^Applause

 

[Panthro]

Continued from where I left off...

Ey yo Amber! I'm baaack! Surprised to see me so soon?

I'm not gonna lie... I am.

Are you stupid Peter? Do you really want to die today?

May didn't raise no fool.

All jokes aside, I've got luck on my side this time!

Don't tell me you went and stared at Sid's mustache!

Oh, but I did! Which means...

Surprise!

Oh crap! Ok, I'm just gonna walk away now and pretend like I had nothing to do with that!

Peace out Spidey!

Thanks for the reboot!

FIN.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

BEN: Waitaminute, I´m gonna get killed in an alley?! Isn´t that what happened to Bruce Wayne´s parents?
THIEF: Actually, I think it was this exact alley. In Begins anyway.
BEN: Ah well, at least no Sandman involved this time.
THIEF: Yeah, that was crazy, wasn´t it? Anyway, gimme your wallet, b****!!
BEN: Hey, watch your mouth, young man! This movie is PG-13!
THIEF:Aw, right, right, sorry. Huh, gimme your wallet... Old man?
BEN: That´s a little hurtful, but fine, whatever. Let´s get this over with, I have yet to freeze my ass on this pavement anyway. THAT kinda stuff they don´t wanna shoot in front of a green screen, the cheap bastards...

Hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

THIEF: That´s for raising Charlie Sheen! (BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!)

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot and great stuff.

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: Why, God, why couldn´t I just wear the same costume from the Sam Raimi movies?

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

SPIDEY: Uncle Ben dies, Captain Stacy dies, Gwen breaks up with me, and now "(C) ON LOCATION NEWS" is floating everywhere! Being Spider-Man just sucks.

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: Why, God, why couldn´t I just wear the same costume from the Sam Raimi movies?

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Venom'sDad]

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Stunt Double: WHOLY SH**!!!!!

Stunt Double: <trembling> I.. I..... I'm afraid of heights. I want to go home.

Stunt Double: <relieved> Whew! F***ed......That! I'm not going back up there! GUYS.....I'M DONE! THAT'S IT....I'M DONE! HEY.....psss, come here..................i'm done.

 

[Panthro]

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Stunt Double: WHOLY SH**!!!!!

Stunt Double: <trembling> I.. I..... I'm afraid of heights. I want to go home.

Stunt Double: <relieved> Whew! F***ed......That! I'm not going back up there! GUYS.....I'M DONE! THAT'S IT....I'M DONE! HEY.....psss, come here..................i'm done.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Oscorp]

SPIDEY: Why, God, why couldn´t I just wear the same costume from the Sam Raimi movies?

Sigh...

 

[Spider-Aziz]

PSYLENTGuardian, awesome

 

[Troy_Parker]

"My lenses have fallen off again, haven't they?"

 

[iGiFF]

PARKER!!!

Yes sir?

No not you, the new guy!

Oh, im the new guy!

Parker, your fired!

But you just fired me?

I fired the new guy, Tobey.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

parker!!!

yes sir?

no not you, the new guy!

oh, im the new guy!

parker, your fired!

but you just fired me?

i fired the new guy, tobey.

Hahahahahaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaah

 

[Panthro]

PARKER!!!

Yes sir?

No not you, the new guy!

Oh, im the new guy!

Parker, your fired!

But you just fired me?

I fired the new guy, Tobey.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

"My lenses have fallen off again, haven't they?"

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

"Zuckerberg! Would you care to step outside?"

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Why do I have a feeling my job at Oscorp will end in the next movie and I'll go to a skinflint who fired me in iGiFF joke?

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys

Spider-Man´s reaction to hearing that his reboot´s budget was 80 million.

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Spider-Man´s reaction to hearing the actual budget is 220 million.

 

[Troy_Parker]

Great stuff guys

Spider-Man´s reaction to hearing that his reboot´s budget was 80 million.

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Spider-Man´s reaction to hearing the actual budget is 220 million.