The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[SpaceWay2009]

PARKER!!!

Yes sir?

No not you, the new guy!

Oh, im the new guy!

Parker, your fired!

But you just fired me?

I fired the new guy, Tobey.

HAHA! That was great! By the way, I don't remember Tobey making that weird face in the last photo. lol Wonder what scene was that from in SM3.

 

[A Necessary Evil]

HAHA! That was great! By the way, I don't remember Tobey making that weird face in the last photo. lol Wonder what scene was that from in SM3.

Blooper reel from SM3 extras.

 

[Milu]

I call it Troll Tobey.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys

Spider-Man´s reaction to hearing that his reboot´s budget was 80 million.

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Spider-Man´s reaction to hearing the actual budget is 220 million.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Blooper reel from SM3 extras.

Oh, thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

Seriously, what the hell is Lady Gaga? A transexual? A hermaphrodite? A gay Madonna fan who was so obsessed with her he decided to become his own version of her?

 

[Troy_Parker]

I wish I knew how to shot web.

 

[ultimatefan]

I´M the real Peter Parker/Spider-Man! I brought the character to life and starred in a billion-dollar, hugely successful trilogy! And my costume was a lot more comics-accurate!

Like hell, I´M the real Peter Parker/Spider-Man! I look a lot more like Peter and I´ll be much more of a wisecracker and less of a crybaby! And I´m gonna do a lot more actual webswinging stunts instead of phony CGI!

Who cares, what everyone knows is I´M the real J. Jonah Jameson, the one and only!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I´M the real Peter Parker/Spider-Man! I brought the character to life and starred in a billion-dollar, hugely successful trilogy! And my costume was a lot more comics-accurate!

Like hell, I´M the real Peter Parker/Spider-Man! I look a lot more like Peter and I´ll be much more of a wisecracker and less of a crybaby! And I´m gonna do a lot more actual webswinging stunts instead of phony CGI!

Who cares, what everyone knows is I´M the real J. Jonah Jameson, the one and only!

LOL, perfect finisher

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Cry babies suck, I'm a kewl new funky Pete, I skateboard and have the job that Parker declined in the first movie

Don't give me that look chubby

You can't eat your boss candy

-_-"

 

[Panthro]

I´M the real Peter Parker/Spider-Man! I brought the character to life and starred in a billion-dollar, hugely successful trilogy! And my costume was a lot more comics-accurate!

Like hell, I´M the real Peter Parker/Spider-Man! I look a lot more like Peter and I´ll be much more of a wisecracker and less of a crybaby! And I´m gonna do a lot more actual webswinging stunts instead of phony CGI!

Who cares, what everyone knows is I´M the real J. Jonah Jameson, the one and only!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

In the bold: has that actually been confirmed?

 

[socool]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

In the bold: has that actually been confirmed?

It hasn't actually been said if Andrew will wisecrack but the rest is true.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys! Marc Webb said in an interview he wanted Peter to be more of a smart-alec and less of a whiner.

 

[ultimatefan]

You have to question if there´s a God when a lot more people go to see that piece of s*** Pirates Of The Caribbean 4: We Did It For The Paycheck, than the far superior Thor movie.

 

[Peter_Parker123]

Thanks guys! Marc Webb said in an interview he wanted Peter to be more of a smart-alec and less of a whiner.

Really ? cool . Can you give me the link?

 

[ultimatefan]

It was a while ago, I don´t remember for what site it was.

 

[Immortalfire]

LoL @ Jameson

 

[Rain]

PETER: It's a shame you have to sit on something that pretty.

 

[Troy_Parker]

Gwen: ...

 

[White_Knight191]

Gwen: ...

Haha t:

 

[Panthro]

You have to question if there´s a God when a lot more people go to see that piece of s*** Pirates Of The Caribbean 4: We Did It For The Paycheck, than the far superior Thor movie.

Bwahahahahahahaha

The jokes about Gwen's ass are still funny.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Thanks guys! Marc Webb said in an interview he wanted Peter to be more of a smart-alec and less of a whiner.

Thanks Marc
Peter will finally be fun in a movie

 

[ultimatefan]

Hey, I know I´m a Marvel character, but as a fellow superhero I can´t help but lament that Green Lantern became such a weak movie and a box office flop... Such wasted potential...

 

[Panthro]

Hey, I know I´m a Marvel character, but as a fellow superhero I can´t help but lament that Green Lantern became such a weak movie and a box office flop... Such wasted potential...

With the way our economy's been lately Spidey your reboot might not do much better.