The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

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Hey guys, if I spend the whole movie dressed like this I may make the fans think I´m still wearing the costume from the Sam Raimi movies! Okay Okay, just a thought...
Hehehehehehehe
 
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DIRECTOR: If that was only casting the White Swan, she'd be yours. But I'm not. Now show me your Black Swan, Not so controlled! Seduce us! Not just the Prince, but the court, the audience, the entire world! Come on! The fouettes are like a spider spinning her web. Attack it! Attack it! Come on!
SPIDEY: I just want to be perfect...
 
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DIRECTOR: If that was only casting the White Swan, she'd be yours. But I'm not. Now show me your Black Swan, Not so controlled! Seduce us! Not just the Prince, but the court, the audience, the entire world! Come on! The fouettes are like a spider spinning her web. Attack it! Attack it! Come on!
SPIDEY: I just want to be perfect...
Bwahahahahahahaha

Still haven't seen that movie. Maybe I'll grab it out of the red box on Monday after work.
 
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DIRECTOR: If that was only casting the White Swan, she'd be yours. But I'm not. Now show me your Black Swan, Not so controlled! Seduce us! Not just the Prince, but the court, the audience, the entire world! Come on! The fouettes are like a spider spinning her web. Attack it! Attack it! Come on!
SPIDEY: I just want to be perfect...

Hilarious :applaud
 
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SPIDEY: "I'm a maniac! Maniac! Uh-huh! And I'm dancing like I've never danced before!"
CREW MEMBER: "Yeah I can see that. We can all see that."
 
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SPIDER-MAN [dying breath]: "Why Cat... why?"
BLACK CAT: "Because you didn't give me a role in any of the movies despite how often I slept with you, that's why! And another thing, the Human Torch and Iceman were much better in bed than you!"
 
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SPIDER-MAN [dying breath]: "Why Cat... why?"
BLACK CAT: "Because you didn't give me a role in any of the movies despite how often I slept with you, that's why! And another thing, the Human Torch and Iceman were much better in bed than you!"

Ah, she's creating her own "Fire & Ice" experience.

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SPIDER-MAN [dying breath]: "Why Cat... why?"
BLACK CAT: "Because you didn't give me a role in any of the movies despite how often I slept with you, that's why! And another thing, the Human Torch and Iceman were much better in bed than you!"
That kind of reminds me of the original plan (as far as I heard) about the team meant to be made for Spider-Man & his Amazing Friends with Torch before creating Firestar for the show

Felicia slept with both Bobby & Johnny in comics?
 
That kind of reminds me of the original plan (as far as I heard) about the team meant to be made for Spider-Man & his Amazing Friends with Torch before creating Firestar for the show

Felicia slept with both Bobby & Johnny in comics?
As far as I know, no. I just threw it in there at the end because it sounded funny.
 
Great stuff Panthro.

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BLACK CAT:Who did this? Goblin? Doc Ock?

Spider-Man: omething worse than all of them combined... Lame retcons!
 
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DIRECTOR: If that was only casting the White Swan, she'd be yours. But I'm not. Now show me your Black Swan, Not so controlled! Seduce us! Not just the Prince, but the court, the audience, the entire world! Come on! The fouettes are like a spider spinning her web. Attack it! Attack it! Come on!
SPIDEY: I just want to be perfect...
:lmao:
 
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DIRECTOR: If that was only casting the White Swan, she'd be yours. But I'm not. Now show me your Black Swan, Not so controlled! Seduce us! Not just the Prince, but the court, the audience, the entire world! Come on! The fouettes are like a spider spinning her web. Attack it! Attack it! Come on!
SPIDEY: I just want to be perfect...

You sir win the "Best Caption of the Year" awards. :hehe:

My hat's off for that one.
 
Great stuff Panthro.

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BLACK CAT:Who did this? Goblin? Doc Ock?

Spider-Man: omething worse than all of them combined... Lame retcons!

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BLACK CAT: You mean....Quesada, you bastard.


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MJ: Let's go get him.

And scene.
 
Nice one ultimatefan

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BLACK CAT: Why are you lying down on the roof like that?

Spider-Man: There is an image for us doing it (cartoon censoring) while I'm sticking to a wall, and think we should do it here

Black Cat: No, someone may pass and rival you
 
Great stuff Panthro.

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BLACK CAT:Who did this? Goblin? Doc Ock?

Spider-Man: omething worse than all of them combined... Lame retcons!
Bwahahahahahaha to both this and DACrowe's follow up, lame retcons, the natural enemy of all superheroes no matter what side of the fence they're on. Quesada meanwhile is just the natural enemy of Marvel characters.
 
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SPIDER-,MAN: R-rosebud.

BLACK CAT: Sorry, that´s taken.

SM: The rest... Is silence.

BC: Nope.

SM: The needs of the many outweight the needs of the few...

BC: Keep trying.

SM: Hey Megatron, want a piece of me?

BC: Okay, now you´re desperate.
 
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SPIDER-,MAN: R-rosebud.

BLACK CAT: Sorry, that´s taken.

SM: The rest... Is silence.

BC: Nope.

SM: The needs of the many outweight the needs of the few...

BC: Keep trying.

SM: Hey Megatron, want a piece of me?

BC: Okay, now you´re desperate.
Hehehehehehehehehehehe
 
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DIRECTOR: If that was only casting the White Swan, she'd be yours. But I'm not. Now show me your Black Swan, Not so controlled! Seduce us! Not just the Prince, but the court, the audience, the entire world! Come on! The fouettes are like a spider spinning her web. Attack it! Attack it! Come on!
SPIDEY: I just want to be perfect...

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DIRECTOR: You were amazing. Come on, my little spider. Get up and take your bow.

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MJ: <Insert scream> His stomach.

DIRECTOR: What did you do?

SPIDEY: <Inaudible>

DIRECTOR: What?

SPIDEY: Perfect. I was perfect.

And scene.
 
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SPIDEY: "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
 
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