The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Spider-Aziz]

Spidey: "Dare to sneeze on my face and you'll forget what it's like to have a nose!!"

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Without... season 2 of Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes... I have... no will... to live..."

 

[Panthro]

Spidey: "Why haven't they released season 2 of Avengers yet?! Why?!"
Thug: "Uh... synergy?"
Spidey: "F*** synergy! These shows survive based on ratings, not delays to tie in with some f***ing movie that won't come out until the f***ing summer! Don't those worthless dumb f***s ever learn?!"

 

[wobbly]

Spidey: "My mind to your mind... my thoughts to your thoughts..."
Thug: "Oh God, I can handle a Spider-Man but Trekkies scare me ###less!"

 

[Marvel Spider]

SPIDEY: WHERE IS THE TRAILER??!!!????!???

THUG: I-I-I don't know, man! It's YOUR MOVIE!!!

SPIDEY: GAH!!! SONY NEVER TELLS ME ANYTHING!!!!!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: "Barry Allen is not a real person, he's a fictional character from DC Comics! Now stop blaming him for all your problems!"

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: "One more Geoff Johns bash outta you and I'm gonna shove Fear Itself so far up your ass you won't s*** right for a week!"

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Never read FI, but I like that joke

 

[UltimateWebhead]

"I swear...if I hear one more time about how people don't like my new threads...I'm gonna...I'm gonna...well, I'm not sure what I'll do but you can bet you won't like it. Not one bit."

 

[Spider-Aziz]

SPIDER-MAN: "Without... season 2 of Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes... I have... no will... to live..."

BC loves you for that Spider

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

SPIDEY: "So you're the man who cancelled Spectacular Spider-Man... I know a lot of people who are looking for you..."

 

[Panthro]

Never read FI, but I like that joke

Thank you.

Funny stuff guys. Anger over the cancelling of TSSM never gets old.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Anger over the cancelling of TSSM never gets old.

I want the unmade seasons to be released on DVD's d*** it

 

[Panthro]

I want the unmade seasons to be released on DVD's d*** it

We all do.

 

[lord-22]

lizard : adios *****es !!!!!!!

spidey : come back here you little . . . . .

 

[Venom'sDad]

Ok, the toy suppose to reflect and convey an idea of what the villain would look like on the big screen; so with that said, do Lizard suppose to wear gloves?

 

[SpideyFan866]

SPIDEY: "Grif, I suppose?"


If you get that reference, You rule. If you don't, You rule even more.

 

[spida-man]

Ok, the toy suppose to reflect and convey an idea of what the villain would look like on the big screen; so with that said, do Lizard suppose to wear gloves?

no thats just how the toy looks. ?He will not wear gloves

 

[spida-man]

Spidey: "So your the a-hole that's been making all those posts bashing my new film and video game.
Hmm..your nose looks runny...how about I clog it up with a load of web fluid?"

 

[lord-22]

SPIDEY: "Grif, I suppose?"


If you get that reference, You rule. If you don't, You rule even more.

http://youtu.be/gM9-Nd210Ys

 

[Superhero 101]

Thug: I Swear i don't know when the trailer is Comin' out.
Spidey: SWEAR TO ME!!!

 

[VenomSpawn]

SPIDEY: "Grif, I suppose?"


If you get that reference, You rule. If you don't, You rule even more.

Haha, I feel like Grif is one of the more annoying trolls over at CBM, but I still don't hate him as much as some of the users over there.

 

[Marvel Spider]

I don't know why he's not banned. It seems like no one gets banned over there.

 

[VenomSpawn]

The moderation over there sucks.