The Temple of Doomed Relationships

[lordofthenerds]

Females are the bi-curious gender.

 

[BrollySupersj]

Females are the bi-curious gender.

So that's why they're superior to us...

 

[Lily Adler]

Dontcha know it.

 

[terry78]

So that's why they're superior to us...

That's what we're supposed to say when we're trying to tap them....shhh.

 

[Erzengel]

So that's why they're superior to us...

Not until they defeat me in unarmed combat.

 

[BrollySupersj]

Not until they defeat me in unarmed combat.

Which they can.

 

[Boy Scout]

It's getting to the point where I think they've all experimented and some just don't tell us about it.

Wouldn't surprise me. As a matter of fact, a female acquaintance told me once that she'd let a girl give her head. "Head is head" she said.

Females are the bi-curious gender.

I remember reading somewhere online that females are naturally bi.

Which they can.

Hey, all I know is, once they pin me down and start straddling me, they've already won.

 

[Erzengel]

Better have tried. Better have failed.

:cobra strike:

 

[lordofthenerds]

Wouldn't surprise me. As a matter of fact, a female acquaintance told me once that she'd let a girl give her head. "Head is head" she said.

But they never say "Dick is dick".

 

[Boy Scout]

But they never say "Dick is dick".

Unless he's like 85.

 

[BrollySupersj]

Hey, all I know is, once they pin me down and start straddling me, they've already won.

I give up long before that.

 

[Boy Scout]

I give up long before that.

I hear some like the challenge.

 

[Lily Adler]

Challenge accepted! I shall seduce and convert a gay man on the Morrow.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Sorry i've been gone a while, but I just made that mistake I was talking about earlier...

Was worth it tho

Lord, I don't know who has a penis and who has a vagina anymore.

It's a madhouse!

That's what my friend said trying to pick up a hooker in thailand was like

Fascinating turn of events this thread has taken.

My bad

Might be because i'm a bit tipsy

So that's why they're superior to us...

Dontcha know it.

Hells yeah!

Not until they defeat me in unarmed combat.

I challenge you to a duel of the fisticuffs sir!

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Challenge accepted! I shall seduce and convert a gay man on the Morrow.

Seriously, I have a serious gay man paranoia now.

My best friend had a crush on me... now he's gay.

Another of my friends I dated in middle school... now he's gay.

The guy I lost my virginity too... cheated on me with men.

See a pattern emerging?

I wouldn't try to convert a gay guy... I'd run screaming from the building!

 

[BrollySupersj]

Seriously, I have a serious gay man paranoia now.

My best friend had a crush on me... now he's gay.

Another of my friends I dated in middle school... now he's gay.

The guy I lost my virginity too... cheated on me with men.

See a pattern emerging?

I wouldn't try to convert a gay guy... I'd run screaming from the building!

If I get with you, I promise I won't be gay several years later.

PROMISE!

 

[Boy Scout]

I wouldn't try to convert a gay guy... I'd run screaming from the building!

 

[Daniel Thompson]

This will be my first post here on SHH, so hello to everyone. Reason why I choose to have my first few posts take place in this thread is because I have for the past few months been dealing with what I call puppy love syndrome. See it was this women who I really liked who was going to the trade school I graduated from in november. Anyways it started out rough with me being shy and all but I eventually got her number.

What could I say it was the happiest day of my life as I got a hot girl number and I'm not use to that at all. So anyways my plan was to take her out 1 time and ask her to be my girlfriend. Well things never went the way I wanted them and found out by my friends who still go to the school that she wants to only date men who are 30 and up. She is 21 years old, 1 year older then me by the way and I'm 20 years old.

I feel like I played myself and she played me as she never told me she was not interested in me, but instead told other people and how I let myself fall for a chick who I never got to even date. I feel like a complete idiot and moron for allowing myself to have my life evolve around a women like that who never was interested in me. My friend says actions speak louder then words and warned me she was not interested, but I did not listen and well now I know. So what do you guys think of that? I can give you more details on the whole situation from beginning to end when get responses on this subject.

 

[LOBO3315a]

Challenge accepted! I shall seduce and convert a gay man on the Morrow.

"Goes all fey*

Girlfriend, you can try with me, *SNAP*

And when it comes to BJ, there is a big difference between guy and girls. Stubble.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Well, she gave you her number. That's a good indication. So, she says she wants to date older men? But that's word of mouth through your friends? Are your friends that trustworthy? You sure maybe they don't also have a crush on the girl and want her too? My suggestion? Call her up...ask her out...if she accepts then you are on solid ground.

Also...you're 20, man. Don't put all your eggs into one basket. If this girl doesn't work out there are PLENTY of fish in the sea. You're still young. It's all trial and error at this point. Meet some girls...have some fun. There is plenty of time to find a lady and have a relationship.

 

[Daniel Thompson]

Well, she gave you her number. That's a good indication. So, she says she wants to date older men? But that's word of mouth through your friends? Are your friends that trustworthy? You sure maybe they don't also have a crush on the girl and want her too? My suggestion? Call her up...ask her out...if she accepts then you are on solid ground.

Also...you're 20, man. Don't put all your eggs into one basket. If this girl doesn't work out there are PLENTY of fish in the sea. You're still young. It's all trial and error at this point. Meet some girls...have some fun. There is plenty of time to find a lady and have a relationship.

Because the guys who told me already in a committed relationship with a women they have. And one of them told me months ago she told him she was into older men.

Plus I can tell she not feeling me. She does not call me or text me, only called me 1 time and texted me few times. Last 2 times I called her multiple times she did not pick up and she was on her lunch break at work. Plus she gave me an excuse like her phone is dying and said she was gonna call me back but did not.

I mean alot of stuff adds up that she is not interested in me. Plus the guy told me she gives her number to everyone in the school, he even got her number. But I can trust him as a friend cause he in a committed relationship with his women and has 2 children.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Because the guys who told me already in a committed relationship with a women they have. And one of them told me months ago she told him she was into older men.

Plus I can tell she not feeling me. She does not call me or text me, only called me 1 time and texted me few times. Last 2 times I called her multiple times she did not pick up and she was on her lunch break at work. Plus she gave me an excuse like her phone is dying and said she was gonna call me back but did not.

I mean alot of stuff adds up that she is not interested in me. Plus the guy told me she gives her number to everyone in the school, he even got her number. But I can trust him as a friend cause he in a committed relationship with his women and has 2 children.

I see. The classic, "I'll give you my number but then I'll be busy and give excuses as to why I can't talk to you".

If you feel she's not digging you...don't play her game and make her feel special. Plenty of fish in the sea! However, I understand how you feel. You meet a certain girl and you really want it to work out. Especially when she gives you a glimmer of hope by giving you her number. Just chalk it up to experience and find a woman who is going to be more receptive to you and make you feel more special than that, apparently, poop head girl.

 

[Daniel Thompson]

I see. The classic, "I'll give you my number but then I'll be busy and give excuses as to why I can't talk to you".

If you feel she's not digging you...don't play her game and make her feel special. Plenty of fish in the sea! However, I understand how you feel. You meet a certain girl and you really want it to work out. Especially when she gives you a glimmer of hope by giving you her number. Just chalk it up to experience and find a woman who is going to be more receptive to you and make you feel more special than that, apparently, poop head girl.

We did talk on the phone a few times and had good conversations. Hell I remmeber when I was not texting or calling her and she texted me one morning and joked that I do not call her no more. I thought I was finally getting more ground but it was all a tease and playful mind games.

I feel as though if a women is interested in a man she would call him and text him more then the man would call her and text her. Thats my only beef out of this whole thing is she gave me a glimmer of hope but it was no hope from the beginning.

 

[SpideyInATree]

We did talk on the phone a few times and had good conversations. Hell I remmeber when I was not texting or calling her and she texted me one morning and joked that I do not call her no more. I thought I was finally getting more ground but it was all a tease and playful mind games.

I feel as though if a women is interested in a man she would call him and text him more then the man would call her and text her. Thats my only beef out of this whole thing is she gave me a glimmer of hope but it was no hope from the beginning.

It's understandable. Like I said...keep your eye open for more ladies. Just sounds like she's a player and craves attention. Maybe finding someone else will light a fire under her. It's more healthy to find someone who likes you for you instead of just wanting your attention because they have issues.

 

[lordofthenerds]

We did talk on the phone a few times and had good conversations. Hell I remmeber when I was not texting or calling her and she texted me one morning and joked that I do not call her no more. I thought I was finally getting more ground but it was all a tease and playful mind games.

I feel as though if a women is interested in a man she would call him and text him more then the man would call her and text her. Thats my only beef out of this whole thing is she gave me a glimmer of hope but it was no hope from the beginning.

**** that ***** man. Not literally though.