Tonight was going to be something special.
The damp and rotten carnival grounds seem to convey just the idea of the forthcoming plans for the evening, as various hired men began to work on the mechanics of each and every ride, outside. All of whom were adorned in leather jackets, gloves, and clown masks. It was pouring rain amongst blackened skies on this side of town, which only added to the effect of what was to transpire ahead of time. Truly, noted the watchful eye that poked through one of the darkly shadowed tents, all was going according to plan.
The silent figure that watched moved cautiously back into the safer sanctions of the tent, as he approached a dimly lit and cracked mirror, before sitting down on a wooden stool infront of it. Grabbing a small canister, the figure poured out a skin-toned liquid makeup onto his hands, rubbed it together, and began applying it to his forehead. His more siginificant features were hidden by the darkness, as he grinned to himself, and began to hum a rather disturbing rendition of 'Singing In The Rain' to himself.
Suddenly, he paused, noticing something. His hands were quivering in excitement. The grin seemed to spread even wider across his face, as he stared at himself in the mirror, and began to make bizarre faces. Licking his lips, letting his tongue slide across his teeth, stretching his ears... anything to amuse himself, to pass the time, as his features became even more distorted between the cracked glass. The truth was, as excited as he was at the moment, it would be nothing compared to when
he arrived. All of this madness... this terror, he had inflicted upon the city in these recent hours were all apart of a silent labor of respect for the only other man to get the absurdity of their existence. And tonight, that labor would reach it's absolute pinnacle, if the evening climaxed the way it was intended to.
It was as if preparing for a play. A blood spilling, gut wrenching play of chaos. And that is what the entire carnival would become, by dawn. With a pointy eared corpse staked at the center, smiling wide and smiling grand, coated in blood and washed in failure. That's the future that The Joker saw for Gotham City's greatest protector. Neverending, unrelenting failure after failure. One by one, the Bat's spirit would break, and The Joker would be there... laughing. Just laughing, until the end of time.
Finishing with the makeup, The Joker stared at himself, breathing heavily to ignore his rabid pulse. He felt as if he were in his prime, just waiting to add twice the amount to his bodycount list. Being cooped up in a cell for four weeks with nothing but scraps of food and a few ugly judging glances toward you by hypocritical officers of the so-called law and order made you want to just go wild, and commit a massacre. But those inhibitions had to wait. The Joker was sticking on the dot to tonight's act.
It was just too good for words.
"What are you smiling at, little boy?", He asked himself, in a whisper, before making his voice seem weaker and more frail than it really was.
"Oh, please, mommy. I was just having some fun."
The Joker turned, as if he were another person.
"I hate it when you smile like that, young man. You're always so mischievous. Whenever you smile like that, you've usually done something terrible. Now what was it?"
His head cocked to the opposite right, as if he were pleading.
"Please, mommy, oh please. I did nothing wrong."
Turning to the left once more, his neck was proportioned in such a way that he seemed to tower over someone that wasn't there.
"And why do you lie to your mother?! You always lie! Why are you such a bad little boy?! I hate it when you lie! You shouldn't lie to your mother!"
The Joker leaped from the stool, and landed on his knees, clasping his hands together and looking up at someone that wasn't there.
"Mommy, I'm telling you the truth! I'm a good little boy! I've done nothing wrong! Please don't hurt me, mommy! Oh, please don't! I love-"
Then, a loud slap hit The Joker across the face. The force of it sent him back, slamming and sliding across the wet grass beneath him, within the tent. But the slap hadn't come from some external being that was facing him, somewhere from within the establishment. Instead, the slap had come from The Joker's own hand. He had assaulted himself.
"A good... little boy..."
Another slap. The Joker went down even harder. And the smile became even wider.
"Good. Little. B-"
The Joker's mind reeled, as he was pulled from his strange act by the loud ring of a cellphone in his pocket. It wasn't his, of course... he didn't really have anyone to call. Or at least, anyone that wanted to talk to him. The phone was actually Commissioner Loeb's, which he had taken from her person, along with all clothing and valubles. Going over to the mirror, The Joker grabbed his mask, and gently caressed it over his exposed face. His excited shaking stopped, the minute it was adjusted.
Looking to his long overcoat, which was draped upon a large costume trunk at the other side of the room, The Joker approached it, and violently snatched the phone out. The number he read was unrecognized. With a chuckle to himself, he calmly pulled it open, and put it to his ear.
"Sorry, I'm afraid Miss Loeb isn't availible right now, random caller. But if you'd like to leave a message for her, you can do so after the sound of the scream."
Then, The Joker inhaled, before holding the phone infront of his face.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
With accompanying vicious laughter, The Joker held the phone back to his ear, expecting the caller to have hung up. Instead, he simply heard a pause in it's breathing, before a familiar voice creeped out from the silence on the other end of the line.
"Are you quite finished?"
The Joker sat up straight, almost as if surprised.
"HARVEY! Harvey Dent! My god, man, it's been ages! How've you been, this long month? Still picking the scabs?"
"Don't call me Dent. And I'm pretty damn agitated, actually, in no thanks to you."
"Wh... Well, I never! Not even a simple call while I was away, and this is how you greet me. And I was going to send flowers..."
"For godsakes, would you cut that out? I'm being serious, here."
The Joker threw a leg over his thigh, continuing to converse.
"Oh, that doesn't sound good at all. We'll have to fix that."
"Maybe later. Now why in the hell didn't you tell me you were going to kidnap Loeb?"
"What? I didn't?", The Joker asked, with a grin.
"Why, I could've sworn..."
"I'm sure you could've. What are you planning to do to her, Joker?"
"Let me ask you something, Harv. What better use does a symbol of authority serve to me, in this town?", The madman asked.
"Why, to bait the big one, of course."
Dent's tone seemed to slip, as he replied.
"Batman? You mean he's still... why am I not surprised? It seems like everything you do has something to do with him."
The Joker cackled, amused by that statement.
"Oh, you have nooo idea."
"And when you've killed him, you'll have no use of Loeb, I'm guessing?"
"Kill him? Who said anything about killing him?", He asked, straight faced.
"And to answer your question, yes, I plan to very much be done with the dear Commissioner by the end of my little scheme."
"Then I want her. I want her delivered to me immediately following whatever you need her for."
The Joker kicked his feet high, trying his best to fight the urge to laugh. And failing.
"HAHAHA! Oh, that's rich! That's hysterical! HAHAHA! The half-baked District Attorney and the corrupt commander of the boys in blue! Oh, Jesus! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"You listen to me, you half assed amateur. I don't want the Commissioner for... whatever your sick mind is insinuating. I need her because she represents everything I'm trying to uphold in Gotham. Order. Ethics. Justice. Everything that Dent believed in, skewered away by the corruption that rots this city's soul. She's the perfect embodiment of that, and I can use it."
The Joker wiped away a tear from the eyehole of his jester's mask.
"Oh, my sides,", He whispered.
"Alright, alright. If it means so much, I'll humor you. I should be done with Belfry Boy by tommorow night, and then..."
"Understood. We can meet at the Docks. Crate number two hundred and twelve."
Oh, that was just too laughable, he thought to himself.
"See you there, Harvey Tardy.", The Joker gleefully responded.
"Oh, and bring some disinfectants, would you? I don't know where you and that mug of your's have been!"
The Joker paused, before looking at the phone.
"Harvey? Harv? Hello? Hell-"
Shrugging to himself, as the line went dead, The Joker tossed the phone back and turned around, facing the mirror once more. The image of his harlequin mask in the cracked mirror gave off a haunting visage, one of which the Clown Prince genuinely seemed to enjoy. The Joker slowly lifted his mask, as he revealed his face: It was literally covered in so much makeup that his true features were unnoticeable. One side was white, while the other side was black. An intentional mimicking of Two-Face.
With a sad look on his face, The Joker turned the white portion towards the mirror, staring at it.
"I want 'justice'!", He meekly shouted, before turning to the blackened side.
"I want 'order'!"
The Joker cackled, slipping the mask back over his face.
"What a joke!", He exclaimed, before turning around.
On the opposite side of the tent, a horrified Jillian Loeb stared at her captor, trying to make sense of everything he had just done. She couldn't. The man was utterly, completely insane, and she would surely die soon if she weren't taken away from him. The Joker seemed to fixate back on her, as he leaned forward, grabbed her restraints, and tightened them.
A single tear rolled down her face, as she seemed excruciated by the pain of her tightened binds and gag. The Joker sighed to himself, happily, before leaning back on the stoll, his eyes locked onto her every move for a moment in silence. Then, he finally said something that absolutely horrified the disgrunted Police Commissioner.
"Now, what can you and I do to pass a little time?"
As The Joker began to hum again, it was drowned out by the sole sound of Loeb's muffled screams.