Character you would like to play: The Wall-Demolishing Deadpool
Powers and a brief description of the character in proper English: Once a soldier in the Wakanda Wars, Wadey Wilson set himself on a quest to rid the world of mutants. He augmented his body with machinery, weapons, and high-tech accessories, allowing him to eliminate mutants whenever he encounters them. Blah. Blah. Blah.
Three reasons why you have chosen that character:
1. We only have one villain on the front page.
2. I really liked writing this guy. Christ only knows why.
3. Comic relief. 'Nuff said.
What can you bring to this game? Humor, plot twists, and midget porn.
How many times do you intend on posting a DAY IN the RPG: More than I have been lately.
Do you know how to post pictures on the hype boards:
Provide a small sample post for your character, about 4 paragraphs with at least one line of dialogue:"Hi! And welcome back to 'Wade.'" I cry happily, grinning like an idiot. "Today, our guest is Bono! He'll be telling us about his recent charitable work, his musical gigs, and, just in time for the holidays, he'll be preforming "Do They Know It's Christmas?" for us here in the studio!"
The studio audience roars in approval. They are eating this up.
The limp body of Wade Wilson hangs in a S.H.I.E.L.D. cell, suspended in mid-air by two massive, steel compartments holding his hands up. Two more compartments hold his feet in place, bolted to the ground.
Just beyond the cell, behind a sheet of bulletproof glass, Nick Fury stands with his arms folded over his chest.
"Well, Doc." Fury asks a doctor standing next to him.
"What's his status?"
"Oh, he's totally gone, sir." The doctor replies.
"I'm sorry?"
"Nuts. Bonkers. Whack-a-doo. Off the reservation. Elvis has, as they say in the old country, left the building."
"I see."
"He's been in a catatonic state since the moment your team brought him in. His transformation back to... Wade Wilson... was almost instantaneous."
"Isn't there a cocktail of drugs you can give him to get him out of it?"
"I suppose so, but that would only serve to aggravate him. He would be in unbearable pain."
Fury stroked his chin for a moment, glaring at Wilson through the glass.
"Wake the f**ker up." He ordered.