Byrd Man
El Hombre Pájaro
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Zamaron
Sector 1416
"Alright, listen up...."
Five hundred half-naked alien babes at my command....Good lord, could it get any better than this?
"Two hours ago, the Green Lantern Corps detected movement in Sector 2814. It's believed that a group of yellow light wielders, the Parallax Corps, is on a course to attack Earth. Now, the Guardians won't get off their blue asses to do anything, so the Zamarons say we'll fight them."
Most of the women favor me with hard stares. Pretty obvious they don't care too much for a man in their group.
"Why are you leading us? You may have been an honor lantern in the Green Lanterns, but here you're just an average Star Sapphire."
"It's a fair question, Dela. Reason I'm here is because I have experience dealing with other corps. I was on Oa when the Red Lanterns attacked, I've went up against Mongul and his orange ring....and I've fought Sinestro a dozen times...also wore his ring a time or two."
"It'll be just us against this Sinesto Corps?"
"Not entirely. The three Green Lanterns from 2814 will be there...and an old friend contacted me on the way here from Oa, seems there's a small group of Lanterns directly disobeying the Guardians and coming to Earth to fight. Anymore questions?"
"Yeah...we do we leave?"
"How about nowish."
I turn my ring towards the giant violet power battery.
"Let's charge 'em up, ladies!"
For hearts long lost and full of fright,
For those alone in blackest night,
Accept our ring and join our fight,
Love conquers all-- With violet light!
In a gigantic wave of purple energy, we all disappear from Zamaron.
Sector 1416
"Alright, listen up...."
Five hundred half-naked alien babes at my command....Good lord, could it get any better than this?
"Two hours ago, the Green Lantern Corps detected movement in Sector 2814. It's believed that a group of yellow light wielders, the Parallax Corps, is on a course to attack Earth. Now, the Guardians won't get off their blue asses to do anything, so the Zamarons say we'll fight them."
Most of the women favor me with hard stares. Pretty obvious they don't care too much for a man in their group.
"Why are you leading us? You may have been an honor lantern in the Green Lanterns, but here you're just an average Star Sapphire."
"It's a fair question, Dela. Reason I'm here is because I have experience dealing with other corps. I was on Oa when the Red Lanterns attacked, I've went up against Mongul and his orange ring....and I've fought Sinestro a dozen times...also wore his ring a time or two."
"It'll be just us against this Sinesto Corps?"
"Not entirely. The three Green Lanterns from 2814 will be there...and an old friend contacted me on the way here from Oa, seems there's a small group of Lanterns directly disobeying the Guardians and coming to Earth to fight. Anymore questions?"
"Yeah...we do we leave?"
"How about nowish."
I turn my ring towards the giant violet power battery.
"Let's charge 'em up, ladies!"
For hearts long lost and full of fright,
For those alone in blackest night,
Accept our ring and join our fight,
Love conquers all-- With violet light!
In a gigantic wave of purple energy, we all disappear from Zamaron.