The Worst Movie Scenes of All Time

[Rowsdower!]

X-Men - "What happens when a toad is struck by lightning"

X-Men: The Last Stand - That final battle featuring the X-Men vs. a bunch of lame goth kids with superpowers

Thor: The Dark Turd: "That was for New York!" Oh, Natalie. You really know how to phone it in.

Hulk: Every scene where Ang Lee did that stupid split-screen comic book panel thing (so basically the whole movie). That was so f***ing irritating and stupid.

Predators: Topher's little psycho bit at the end. "I'm just like you!"

Jingle All the Way: Arnold goes flying through the city with a jetpack.

Street Fighter: M. Bison's suit gives him CPR and brings him back to life.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

those are the worst scenes of all time? You can't have seen many movies than.

 

[DirtyHarry]

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[Rowsdower!]

those are the worst scenes of all time? You can't have seen many movies than.

I've seen a ton of movies and those scenes rank up there with the worst of them.

I mean, if the ferry scene in TDK or the "he's kinda hot scene" in MOS make the cut for some people here, I don't see how M. Bison CPR can't.

 

[Majik1387]

I put the ferry scene because it had some of the worst acting a well-respected movie had in a long time. It went on too long, and it didn't even have any characters of importance in it. It was TDK's Batman Forever credit card scene.

I didn't mind the "He's kinda hot" line in MoS, because it was so small, and it was true.
I totally agree with you about Predators though. Topher acted the scene well, it just wasn't believable in the slightest and it was pretty cliche.

 

[Doctor Octopus]

The Electro Times Square scene in TASM 2
Harry breaking into Ravencroft all on his own in TASM 2
Max Dillon having an imaginary conversation with Spider-Man in his apartment in TASM 2
The Rhino and Spider Kid scene at the end of TASM 2

 

[Majik1387]

Max Dillon having an imaginary conversation with Spider-Man in his apartment in TASM 2

The only valid scene for the thread.

 

[Doctor Octopus]

The only valid scene for the thread.

For you.

The only valid entry I think is on your list is the Batman and Robin one.

 

[Majik1387]

Of course you do, you like horrid writing and acting as shown in SM2 "You'll have to get through me! And me! And me! etc." subway scene, which is equivalent to TDK's ferry scene. And you might be a fan of Austin Powers-like character being the reveal, complete with out-of-tone toilet humor literally, and a ****ty write everything out at the end.

 

[Doctor Octopus]

You like the horrid acting and writing in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 as shown in scenes like the Times Square scene "It's my birthday. Time to light my candles", complete with an awful score 'He lied to me, he tricked me', or a teenage boy breaking into a maximum security prison all by himself, or the hokey false emotion of Spider-Man having a chat with a little kid dressed as Spider-Man while the Joel Schumacher-esque Rhino very kindly stands by and waits for them to have their little heart to heart before attacking.

There's a reason why TASM 2 is critically the worst, lowest grossing Spider-Man movie. Because it's bad. If you like bad movies like that then that's ok. Everyone has their guilty pleasures.

 

[Majik1387]

Try again; already said Electro had really bad writing in TASM2.
And the ending was far from Schumacher-esque.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

The Electro Times Square scene in TASM 2
Harry breaking into Ravencroft all on his own in TASM 2
Max Dillon having an imaginary conversation with Spider-Man in his apartment in TASM 2
The Rhino and Spider Kid scene at the end of TASM 2

So, you really liked TASM 2, huh?

 

[Schlosser85]

How about we act like our ostensible ages.

 

[Figs]

X-Men: The Last Stand - That final battle featuring the X-Men vs. a bunch of lame goth kids with superpowers

life.

It was ridiculous how they all had the ability to jump really far too. Some defenders say Magneto was lifting them up by metal on their clothes, nope...

Try again; already said Electro had really bad writing in TASM2.
And the ending was far from Schumacher-esque.

I still stand by what I've said in the past. Amazing Spider-Man 2 really felt like a Lee/Ditko original come to life. It had it's serious moments and it's villains were a bit silly and cheesy. I still don't get why some people turn a blind eye to this. Is it because people want all their comic films to be way more serious?

Drop that parent angle and change up some of Electro's dialogue and I don't think it would be nearly as bad as some people think.

 

[Doctor Octopus]

Try again; already said Electro had really bad writing in TASM2.
And the ending was far from Schumacher-esque.

Then you agree with the two Electro scenes on my list.

I said Rhino was Schumacher-esque, which he was. Though the ending could be seen as Schumacher-esque with the hero going in slow motion towards the camera like the way Schumacher had Batman and Robin running towards the camera lol.

So, you really liked TASM 2, huh?

It was terrible. One of the worst comic book movies. I was glad to see so many others disliked it, and that the critics bashed it, and it didn't do as well as the other Spider-Man movies at the box office. It might make Sony wake up and see they've taken the franchise in a bad direction.

 

[Rowsdower!]

I put the ferry scene because it had some of the worst acting a well-respected movie had in a long time. It went on too long, and it didn't even have any characters of importance in it. It was TDK's Batman Forever credit card scene.

I didn't mind the "He's kinda hot" line in MoS, because it was so small, and it was true.
I totally agree with you about Predators though. Topher acted the scene well, it just wasn't believable in the slightest and it was pretty cliche.

Eh, the ferry scene doesn't bother me that much... the acting is kinda bad but I thought Tiny Lister at least was good in it. The only thing that bothers me about it is it seems unlikely that someone on one ferry couldn't call someone other other one on their cell phone or radio and say, "Hey guys! We won't blow you up, so don't blow us up either!" I mean, there were cops on both boats so they had to be able to communicate.

As for Predators... yeah, it wasn't Topher's fault... it was just terrible writing.

 

[Lantern Venom]

For those of you unaware of the delicious atrocity that is 3 Dev Adam, look up the "Guinea pig torture scene". It makes even the worst moments in movies like Batman & Robin look masterful in comparison.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Eh, the ferry scene doesn't bother me that much... the acting is kinda bad but I thought Tiny Lister at least was good in it. The only thing that bothers me about it is it seems unlikely that someone on one ferry couldn't call someone other other one on their cell phone or radio and say, "Hey guys! We won't blow you up, so don't blow us up either!" I mean, there were cops on both boats so they had to be able to communicate.

As for Predators... yeah, it wasn't Topher's fault... it was just terrible writing.

Uh, no. Blowpher was just about the only thing wrong with Predators. Topher is always his goofy self in whatever role he does. It was a poor decision to have him cast in any important role in a movie like that, but particularly in a role that required layers. To top that off by delivering a dramatic monologue (or what was intended to be dramatic) is a recipe for unintentional humor. There is a plethora of skilled actors who could have pulled off that scene, but drama isn't Blowpher's cup 'o tea.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Eh, I wouldn't go that far. Topher aside, the scene didn't make any sense. You have this guy who is a serial killer, fine, but the whole movie, he's been fleeing in fear of these monsters because he's seen how deadly they are and since he apparently has half a brain, he knows he doesn't stand a chance against them. Nor can they be reasoned with. And then, suddenly, at the end, he's like, "HEY YOU GUYS! I'M A KILLER TOO! LET'S BE PALS!" Nevermind the fact that all of the people around him were also killers and the Predators had no problem taking them out.

As for Topher though... I'm sure you and I can agree on the "Please God, kill Peter Parker scene" in SM3.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Eh, I wouldn't go that far. Topher aside, the scene didn't make any sense. You have this guy who is a serial killer, fine, but the whole movie, he's been fleeing in fear of these monsters because he's seen how deadly they are and since he apparently has half a brain, he knows he doesn't stand a chance against them. Nor can they be reasoned with. And then, suddenly, at the end, he's like, "HEY YOU GUYS! I'M A KILLER TOO! LET'S BE PALS!" Nevermind the fact that all of the people around him were also killers and the Predators had no problem taking them out.

As for Topher though... I'm sure you and I can agree on the "Please God, kill Peter Parker scene" in SM3.

Oh man, that scene with its convenient plot devices, horrible CGI, and Topher's puppy dog eyes....it makes me feel like I was directly behind Sam Raimi in a human centipede.

 

[Steamteck]

For me one of the worst scenes ever in a movie that's supposed to be good was TDKR first Bane fight. They both seemed incompetent and clumsy. It was so horrible, it took me right out of the narrative.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Oh man, that scene with its convenient plot devices, horrible CGI, and Topher's puppy dog eyes....it makes me feel like I was directly behind Sam Raimi in a human centipede.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I'll also throw in the scenes of the shrieking barmaid in the invisible man. Ruined the move for me.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

I like her.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

You would