The Worst movie you've ever seen

[rdh007]

Oh, and when I paid precious money to see Weekend at Bernie's.....II

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Have I ever mentioned Nemesis 2 & 3?

 

[Cobra Kai]

Originally posted by Cobra Kai
any Shannon Tweed film where she didn't get naked.

I win again!

 

[Equint77]

Originally posted by Odin's Lapdog
mary poppings

wizard of OZ

sound of music

west side story

terminator 2

spiderman

xmen 2

all three lord of the rings

all the batman films (except the last one)

the original star wars trilogy

Bill and ted: both excellent and bogus

back to the future trilogy

matrix (original)

Plamate of the apes (worst porno ever)

i think of a few more when i get the chance...

Playmate of the Apes is pretty damn awful even by late night soft porn standards... those monkey masks are so f*ucking weird.

 

[Cobra Kai]

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Originally posted by Equint77
Playmate of the Apes is pretty damn awful even by late night soft porn standards... those monkey masks are so f*ucking weird.

oh man, i thought i was the only sucker to have watched that movie....

ahhahahahahhahahhahahaha

we've both been had....

hahahahahhahahahhahahha

at least i kept the receipt for that sucker

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

charlie and the chocolate factory was bad as a child but even worse 16 years later....

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Originally posted by Odin's Lapdog

mary poppings- DEFINITIVELY not my style, but definitively NOT a bad movie.

wizard of OZ- Same as above.

sound of music- Same.

west side story- Same. It seems that we're not the "musical" type, are we?

terminator 2- What the f***? It's undoubtedly one of the greatest sci-fi/action flicks ever made! I have to totally disagree with you on that one.

spiderman- Well... I was a tad bit disappointed as well, but I don't think that it's "one of the worst movies of all time".

xmen 2- It is clear now that you're either A) insane, or B) just pretending to be insane, just to piss-off the fanboys.

all three lord of the rings- I really liked FOTR, and although I was pretty disappointed with both TT and ROTK, I can't reasonably say that they're bad films.

all the batman films (except the last one)- You thought that that cinematic turd "Batman & Robin" was better than the three others?! You're weird.

the original star wars trilogy- Bill and ted: both excellent and bogus- back to the future trilogy- I'm not a fan of either of these franchises, but I certainly don't consider them to be awful.

matrix (original)- No, NOW YOU MUST DIE!

Plamate of the apes (worst porno ever)- Never saw it. Probably a lot of guys in cheap monkey suits, right? Most porno-adaptations of major motion pictures are mediocre.

i think of a few more when i get the chance... Please don't, you're making a fool out of yourself...

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Originally posted by TheSumOfGod
Originally posted by Odin's Lapdog

mary poppings- DEFINITIVELY not my style, but definitively NOT a bad movie.

wizard of OZ- Same as above.

sound of music- Same.

west side story- Same. It seems that we're not the "musical" type, are we?

terminator 2- What the f***? It's undoubtedly one of the greatest sci-fi/action flicks ever made! I have to totally disagree with you on that one.

spiderman- Well... I was a tad bit disappointed as well, but I don't think that it's "one of the worst movies of all time".

xmen 2- It is clear now that you're either A) insane, or B) just pretending to be insane, just to piss-off the fanboys.

all three lord of the rings- I really liked FOTR, and although I was pretty disappointed with both TT and ROTK, I can't reasonably say that they're bad films.

all the batman films (except the last one)- You thought that that cinematic turd "Batman & Robin" was better than the three others?! You're weird.

the original star wars trilogy- Bill and ted: both excellent and bogus- back to the future trilogy- I'm not a fan of either of these franchises, but I certainly don't consider them to be awful.

matrix (original)- No, NOW YOU MUST DIE!

Plamate of the apes (worst porno ever)- Never saw it. Probably a lot of guys in cheap monkey suits, right? Most porno-adaptations of major motion pictures are mediocre.

i think of a few more when i get the chance... Please don't you're making a fool out of yourself...

DD

he's taken the bait...

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by Odin's Lapdog
DD

he's taken the bait...

Pffft! I knew you were kidding. No one would be that stupid to say something like that seriously.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

anything to do with tarantino except for dusk till dawn... especially dogs and fiction.

and xmen 2 is a poor film tbh.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Originally posted by Odin's Lapdog
DD

he's taken the bait...

DAMMIT! You got me again, you rascal!

I'm go-ing to en-joy wat-ching you die, Mis-ter An-der-son...

 

[Cobra Kai]

Spice World wasn't that bad.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
Pffft! I knew you were kidding. No one would be that stupid to say something like that seriously.

stupid, or brave....

 

[TheSumOfGod]

It can't be bravery if it's not true.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Originally posted by TheSumOfGod
It can't be bravery if it's not true.

not all of it is false....

i don't like x2, or playmate of the apes...

i also think that fiction and dogs are over rated, possibly cause of the hype i heard about them was overwhelming, so by the time i did watch them, they were disappointing to say the least.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

For example, if I say "Schindler's List sucked!", I'm not being brave, I'm being stupid, simply because Schindler's List does NOT suck, it is in fact a great film. But if I say "The first SUPERMAN movie sucked!", THEN I'm being brave, because the first Superman movie DOES suck (apart from Christopher Reeve's performance), but according to GEEK DOGMA, it is utter blasphemy to say such a thing, even if it is true.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

And I can't see how anyone could find X2 to be disappointing. Maybe you're simply not a fan of the X-Men in general.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Originally posted by TheSumOfGod
For example, if I say "Schindler's List sucked!", I'm not being brave, I'm being stupid, simply because Schindler's List does NOT suck, it is in fact a great film. But if I say "The first SUPERMAN movie sucked!", THEN I'm being brave, because the first Superman movie DOES suck (apart from Christopher Reeve's performance), but according to GEEK DOGMA, it is utter blasphemy to say such a thing, even if it is true.

THE FIRST SUPERMAN DID NOT......

oh.....

i see what you mean

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Originally posted by TheSumOfGod
And I can't see how anyone could find X2 to be disappointing. Maybe you're simply not a fan of the X-Men in general.

i thought it was based around wolverine far too much, and compared to its graphic novel, it failed to surpass it. something i think most comic book films should at least do.

not the biggest xmen fan in the world, but i'm big enough. I thought the first one was terrific.

I only watch the second one to perv at kelly hu

 

[DIZZY MOONBEAM]

Originally posted by Cobra Kai
Spice World wasn't that bad.

Bawhhhhhh..........
I know your being funny. That or your already drunk this early in the day

 

[Cobra Kai]

Originally posted by TheSumOfGod
For example, if I say "Schindler's List sucked!", I'm not being brave, I'm being stupid, simply because Schindler's List does NOT suck, it is in fact a great film. But if I say "The first SUPERMAN movie sucked!", THEN I'm being brave, because the first Superman movie DOES suck (apart from Christopher Reeve's performance), but according to GEEK DOGMA, it is utter blasphemy to say such a thing, even if it is true.

I don't see how Schindler's list is great if Jerry Seinfeld was bored enough to make out during it.

 

[lord vegeta]

HULK HULK HULK HULK..this movie called (black and white)..I walked outta that one

 

[lord vegeta]

Originally posted by Cobra Kai
"Phat Beach"

I win.

hey now..this was a good movie,

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Originally posted by lord vegeta
HULK HULK HULK HULK..this movie called (black and white)..I walked outta that one

Hey now, I loved the Hulk. The only problem with that movie is that it wasn't based on the comic book character of the same name.