The Worst movie you've ever seen

[Sava]

Tomb Raider 1 & 2
Batman forever
Batman and Robin

 

[Cobra Kai]

Captain America

 

[dareboy]

superman or batman and robin hands down.

 

[Duende Verde]

Blair Witch 2

 

[The Lumberjack]

Originally posted by Odin's Lapdog

Plamate of the apes (worst porno ever)

I saw this late one night on HBO........it was the most horrendous thing I'd ever seen. Not only was theacting and plot of sub-porn standards (that's right......it was that bad) but the chicks and the sex scenes weren't even remotely close to redeeming it. Their jungle looked like an empty lot that hadn't been cleared of the trees yet. Damn...............now I'm all angry and it's early in the day.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

DREAMCATCHER! Oh my god, I just remembered what a terrible clusterf*** this piece of trash was...

 

[Franklin Richards]

Caddyshack II

How could a franchise take a U-Turn like that?

 

[Shyair]

Originally posted by Aunt Petunia
Caddyshack II

How could a franchise take a U-Turn like that?

It wasn't that horrible.

 

[Dr.Dude]

Originally posted by Aunt Petunia
Caddyshack II

How could a franchise take a U-Turn like that?

I'd definitely put that way up there as far as bad movies go. Caddyshack 1 is one of my favorite films, but as far as the sequel---I don't think if I've ever been that bored by any other movie.

But in any case, my nomination goes to Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders.

 

[suicideking15]

Originally posted by Demogoblin
Battlefield Earth. Nuff said.

I have to agree with this. another entirely horrible movie

"XXX" THe one with vin diesel not jenna jameson

 

[Symbiotica]

lapdog: "Playmate of the apes (worst porno ever)"

Now I'll grant you, that was pretty damned bad. I'd love to see the MST3K crew get hold of that one.... but it was made with the intention of being stupid, so I'm not really sure it qualifies. How can a chick who weighs 95 lbs. soaking wet star in a porno?! There's nothing there to see, just a ribcage where you can count every rib! That is erotic?! It was ridiculous, there was like, one decent-looking woman in the whole movie. I am not even a guy and I think this is stupid.

There the other half and I sat, watching the intrepid space-explorers go hiking across the uncleared back lot of some third-rate movie-studio, long hair hanging *below* the helmet-seals of their spacesuits. Ooooooo-kaaaaaay..... ah, the stuff you watch when you've had a few drinks.

That said, that's quite a list you got going there, Odin I am not sure if you can equate "Mary Poppins" with T2, but its your list, so its all good! Ha....

But.... WORST MOVIE EVER goes to 1994's (? '93, '94.... somewheres in there)..... "THE FEAR". This is about a wooden mannequin "terrorising" a bunch of obnoxious co-eds at a cabin in the woods; its so damn BAD you want to hire the Terminator to show up with his Gatling-gun and waste the whole unlikeable bunch of 'em.

However the idea of offing them oneself is also a tempting fantasy Charlie's Angel movies also make me want to hurl.

I have heard really bad things about "Feardot.com", but haven't seen it myself so I cant speculate.

 

[spiderjaybe143]

let me think.................planet of the apes remake...

 

[Symbiotica]

143: "let me think.................planet of the apes remake.."

Oh, man.... trust me, that was Shakespearian compared to a lot of the movies mentioned on this thread.

 

[Equint77]

Armageddon is another $hit fest.

my teeth started to fall out after I saw that shlock.

 

[SWAT]

Hmm...some of my fav. movies is here...

Triple-X


and theres one more i can't remember right now....

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Batman and Robin
Blair Witch 2
Euro Trip
Harvard Man
Perfume
Eastsidaz (snoop movie)
Wrecking Crew (Ice T movie)
The Wash (Dre and Snoop)
Belly
Black and White
Bones (with Snoop)
Underworld
Gigli (yeah I saw it, I downloaded it just to see what the big deal was)

more to come..........

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Batman and robin
Superman 2
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Revolutions
Starwars ep 1
Starwars ep 2
Evil Dead 1
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness (I've only watched a few minutes but I'm sure that it's just as s**t as the ED movies.)
Armageddon
The Cell
Dreamcatcher

I'll post more if I think of em.

 

[Cobra Kai]

Originally posted by I SEE SPIDEY
Batman and robin
Superman 2
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Revolutions
Starwars ep 1
Starwars ep 2
Evil Dead 1
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness (I've only watched a few minutes but I'm sure that it's just as s**t as the ED movies.)
Armageddon
The Cell
Dreamcatcher

I'll post more if I think of em.

How can you call Superman 2 the worst ever when it had General Zod in it, and especially with the pieces of dung they released afterward known as Superman 3 and 4???

You're skating on thin ice, old man!!

 

[suicideking15]

armageddon was NOt i repeat NOT a bad movie. I cried when bruce willis told liv tyler he wasnt coming home....

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Originally posted by I SEE SPIDEY

Army of Darkness (I've only watched a few minutes but I'm sure that it's just as s**t as the ED movies.)

I SEE MY FOOT UP SPIDEY'S ASS!

 

[colossus96]

underworld? i loved that movie, im going to get that on dvd as soon as i get paid

 

[Slipstream]

"Howard The Duck" hands down. It is the only movie I've ever walked out of.

"28 Days Later" was wretched. I fell asleep.

 

[Master Blaster]

Thats a tough one. I've seen alot of movies and i've seen alot of bad movies amongst them.

Like XXX, Manos: Hands of Fate, Lost in Space, Batman & Robin, Steel, The Matrix Trilogy, and Theodore Rex.

Now those films were HORRIBLE!!!

But thats only a few of all the bad movies that i've seen!

 

[colossus96]

oh yeah, i forgot how bad Lost in Space was. god, that was a big waste of time

 

[Capt Throbberson]

Van hellsing