Yeah, right.
Source: ProWrestling.com
For the past several years, Perry Saturn has been absent from the limelight. The former WCW and WWE wrestler has effectively disappeared; no one has publicly confirming his whereabouts.
Fans thought they caught a break this week when a Twitter account, entitled "RealPerrySaturn" hit the web. With the opening comment, "That's right folks, moppy finally convince me to get a twitter page. Wish me luck," the account was believable enough to start return speculation on message boards. F4WOnline.com adds that some WWE wrestlers were also convinced the account was legitimate and that Saturn had resurfaced.
As of press time, however, the former wrestler does not appear to be involved with the account. Chris Jericho tweeted the user a question referencing Saturn's days with the WAR promotion--"what did u call the fat young boy in WAR? What was his nickname?"--and never received a response. Given that Saturn would have been able to answer the question instantly, the going belief right now is that the account is a fake.
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Thought I'd post this as well.
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In April 2004, Satullo was supposedly driving his girlfriend to work in Atlanta before stopping to break up an attempted rape. He was shot three times in the neck during the incident, resulting in Satullo requiring a metal plate and three stainless steel screws inserted into his C5, C6 and C7 vertebrae. This claim has been disputed in recent years, however.
Satullo claimed that he would return to the ring on September 17, 2004 to work a match for Goodman, the promoter of USA Pro Wrestling. However, he later no-showed the event, claiming that the doctors would not clear him to wrestle. He was also originally scheduled to appear at the Hardcore Homecoming event in Philadelphia, but he did not appear and later refused to take any more bookings, saying that he was not medically cleared to wrestle.
Since then, Satullo has seemingly disappeared from public view and has not been seen in several years. Family, friends, and his three ex-wives have no information as to his whereabouts. Furthermore, due to the fact that he missed the funerals of two of his good friends (Chris Candido and John Kronus) and the funeral of his mentor Killer Kowalski, some speculate that he might be dead. Recently, it was reported that he was last spotted in Iowa in 2007, and while it's believed he is working in a door manufacturing plant in Albert Lea, Minnesota, calls to his supposed place of employment go unanswered.
On June 27, 2009, during a question and answer session at the "Legends of The Arena" ECW Reunion Show, a fan asked about the whereabouts of Perry Saturn. Al Snow replied to the question, saying the last he heard about Saturn was a rumor that he works at a car dealership in Iowa.
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I think I went to that USA Pro show. The following few shows there was a lot of talk about him, as well as the following years as to where he has been. His return was heavily hyped and sold a good amount of tickets for that fat bastard Goodman. His disappearance was talked abou for a good long while, too. Hell, I still see the occassional question about his whereabouts, but not nearly as much as there back in 2005/6/7.
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