Things Batman Would Never Say

[bethehero7404]

Some funny, some not...if they repeat, I never read anyones, I just saw the topic and wrote.

Something Batman would never say:

"Will you marry me?"
"I quit."
"Do these tights make me look fat?"
"You know, violence isn't the answer. Why don't we sit down and talk it out."
(To Alfred) "You're fired."
(To Penguin) "That umbrella really brings out your eyes."
"They can take care of themselves."
(To Commissioner Gordon) "You think you can handle this for once?"

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

^^hehehehe!

Batman : Yep, that guy is dead...good job Robin!

(First : Batman does not kill)
(Second : Robin is too kiddie kiddie to kill someone)

 

[steelio2006]

BATMAN: I'm The Goddamn Batman.
(Oh wait, Frank Miller already put those words in his mouth)

BATMAN: Holy utility belt, Robin.

JOKER: Rachel's dead.
BATMAN: (falls to his hands and knees and screams like Frankenvader) NO!!!

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Batman: Justice League will be a good movie.

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Batman: Justice League will be a good movie.

Hehehehehehe! Nice one! Especially since Batman is the best hero in the JLA, and that a movie on JLA would indeed suck!


Thought of another line :
BATMAN : That's a nice gun you got there!

 

[batmaluco]

"Do these tights make me look fat?"

hahahaha

 

[batmaluco]

"Ouch! Arriving too fast! Alfred, stop polishing the bat-pole!"

 

[elorenishii386]

Batman: "Aww Damn! I missed Dancing with the Stars again!"

 

[steelio2006]

Batman: Robin, behold I'm going to audition for American Idol.

 

[Bnightwing]

Batman:" Iam glad Alfread packed me a PB and J in my ultilty belt! with apple juice and the little tiny animal crackers! YUMM! "

 

[bethehero7404]

Batman: Don't you know who I am?I'm the Batman b*tch!!!

Batman: (To The Riddler) I don't get it.

Batman: (To the Joker) You're really f**ked up. You know that?

Batman: (to Gordon after Barbara was shot by Joker) She did deserve it.

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Where the cat women at?"

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

things batman wouldn't say ever.


"up up and away!"
"i love you"
"does this look good on me?"
"lets have some tea Alfred"

 

[bethehero7404]

BATMAN: "Where the cat women at?"

Picture Batman in Blazing Saddles when he says this:

"Hey where are all the Cat women at?"

That's how it's done!

 

[Indrid Cold]

"I wish I knew how to quit you!" Most likely said to a Robin (Pick one)

 

[batmaluco]

''I'm quitting this nocturnal crimefighting activities. I'm only going out at daytime and changing my name to Butterflyman asap.''

 

[Doctor Baywatch]

"That's an omen! I shall become a goat!"

 

[elorenishii386]

Batman:"Let's see what's on The View today..."

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

"Superman is not redundant and weak storywise at all, thus being a stronger and more fascinating character than me"

 

[The Marvel]

"Superman is not redundant and weak storywise at all, thus being a stronger and more fascinating character than me"

I dont see how wanting to use your powers to help people and be a good role model is considered "redundant" or "weak", but whatever.

Batman: "Jason, your my most polite, loyal Robin. So much better then whatshisname!
Nightwing:"HEY!"

 

[Doctor Baywatch]

"Superman is not redundant and weak storywise at all, thus being a stronger and more fascinating character than me"

Yes, Batman is a smart man
BTW, Superman and Batman are friends.

what's with this Superman bashing?

 

[Rando Aces]

Batman "S*** P*** F*** C*** C********** M********* ****!"

 

[Rando Aces]

Batman "First I will shove this red hot poker up my A$$ and then cut off my penis."


ahhh, george carlin.

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Yes, Batman is a smart man
BTW, Superman and Batman are friends.

what's with this Superman bashing?

just me here, don't worry. I'm just sticking around the batboards for a reason

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Batman : "I don't get all that febrility concerning Nolan's realistic vision of my tale, it's not that great...at least in Batman Forever there were scenes where you felt like in a comic book..."