Thor caption thread

[mc7791]

THOR: I feel like I have been rode hard and put up wet.

THOR: Not its time for me to do some Bronco busting Asgardian style!
Loki: (looking worried) what does that entail?
THOR: I will break your spirit by making you haul frost giants around by your horns.
Loki: What if I refuse?
THOR: Then I will break you in with Mjolnir!
Loki: Ok all right
THOR: Giddyup little dougie!!

 

[kedrell]

THOR: "They took John Henry to the graveyard,
And they buried him in the sand...oh yeah!
And ev’ry engine comes a-roaring by
Whistles, “There lies a steel-driving man, Lord, Lord.
There lies a steel-driving man."

 

[Panthro]

Hahahahaha, funny stuff guys.

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "No dude I'm telling you this is how you do the Vulcan Nerve Pinch."

 

[kedrell]

Hehehehheehehe

 

[mc7791]

Hulk: No its not weird that we are in the hot tub together and that I am touching you.
Thor: This is not a hot tub its the ocean and you are getting a little too close for comfort.
Hulk: so thats not a fish in my pants?

 

[wobbly]

Thor: I shalt hold this sea serpent under the water for as long as thee requires, friend Hulk.

Hulk: Uh...I don't quite know how to tell you this, but...

 

[mc7791]

Thor: At long last my power will be mine again!!!
Agent Coulson(off screen): when you get your power back will there be a lot of lighting?
Thor: Of course Coulson I am the God of Thunder!!!!
Coulson: Could you give us agents a moment to move that flammable tank behind you out of the way?
Thor: Do not worry mortal you have nothing to fear from Thors power!!
{Thor lifts Mjolnir and is transformed}
Coulson: everybody hit the deck!!!!

 

[Panthro]

All those captions were great.

 

[Darkness Falls]

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Thor: Thanks odin.... like this realm wasn't already full of enough ****

 

[kedrell]

Hulk: "Y'know....I realize that you're a buff, strapping 6 foot 6 Thunder god....but to me you'll always be 'shorty'."

 

[WildcatNC]

Something I made tonight.

Self explanatory t:

 

[Darkness Falls]

Odin: As Punishment for your wreckless stupidity and arrogance i'm going to cast you down to the realm of earth to gain a deeper respect for those around you.....

Thor: so your plan is to send me down to a place where the inhabitants act in the EXACT same manner that you sent me down there for in the first place ?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Something I made tonight.

Self explanatory t:

I love it.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Ked, Darkness, Wildcat

THOR: "Cyclops belonged with Jean Grey, Spider-Man belonged with Mary-Jane Watson, and Barry Allen should have stayed dead!"
LOKI: "For the last time I had nothing to do with any of those changes!"

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "All I said was you should give Carlie Cooper more of a chance-"
THOR: "Carlie Cooper is a stain on the soul of the Spider-Man legacy! She is nothing but a blatant rip off of DC's Oracle, formerly Batgirl #1, but without half the charm or personality!"
LOKI: "I thought you liked brunettes-"
THOR: "Shaddap you!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Tron Legacy is the only sequel to a long lost movie that DIDN'T suck, and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "What?"
THOR: "Shakespeare motherf***er! Do you speak it?!"

 

[mc7791]

good one Panthro! Pulp Thor

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Thor: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Hulk: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Thor: Hulk, he's a paraplegic!
Hulk: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Hulk: "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Thor: Hulk, will you accept this rose?
Hulk: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
Thor: What?
Hulk: Yes.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff HR. Always good to see you around.

 

[mc7791]

Loki: "That, sir, is an unmitigated faberication! It's Thor season!"
Thor: Loki season!
Loki: Thor season!
Thor:Loki season!
Loki: Thor season!
Thor: Loki season!
Loki: Thor season!
Thor: Thor season!
Loki: Loki season!
Thor: Thor season!
Loki: Its Loki season and I say fire!!!

BLAMMMMM!!!

Loki: Your despicable!!!
Thor: aint I a stinker!!!

 

[mc7791]

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Hulk: I guess I should have laid off the burritos.
Thor: Good thing Mjolnir can transport me to other dimensions