Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead)

[Mr.Webs]

After this long, I fear he is physically unable to.

 

[Immortalfire]

He never turns it off, does he?

If he did, I fear he'd cease to be.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

no sir... growing up I wasn't aloud to see anything more then a rated G movie, and sometimes a PG film.... when I turned 18, I never really had any desire to see anything... I've seen very few PG-13 films too....

I used to watch PBS alot growing up,

GO. WATCH. DIE. HARD.

No, it's a strictly a family movie for all ages.

heavy violence in die hard? no...it's a story about a man who goes to meet his wife on christmas eve. it's a christmas film...

Die Hard is rated G. There is no violence or nudity. You should definitely check it out.

Oh the Lounge

 

[The Apatow Crew]

the outfits are distastefull, but Violet is very nice, and is actually funny, smart, and nice to me... like I've said before, most girls are not nice to me due to my wieght, being nearly 400 pounds... I don't go there because her mamories are large, but because she pays attention to me

then I'm not seeing it. Makes me sick to see that women are protrayed like that on film. They are gorguos miracles sent by god to be our mothers... not objects of lust... breasts are for the feeding of infants, not to be lusted over.

it's her job to get me food and milk.... not to sit next to me... she tried touching my thigh, but I pushed her hand away....

Die hard is not a g movie... I went to parental control media... It says r.... Liars!!!!

yeah, her name is violet... she is really pretty.... i'm prolly going to go there again for dinner.... 4 nights in a row

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Oh, that Lounge.

 

[Darthphere]

Is that guy serious?

 

[Immortalfire]

He is GR87 reborn.

 

[Darthphere]

No, this man, this thing is so beyond GR87. This is something dangerous, something unexplainable. I cannot allow this man to continue.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Is that guy serious?

lol, I have no clue. But as of right now it seems it.

Here's another pearl of wisdom.

not going to give up virginity that easy, let alone the price of the immortal soul. intercourse is for creating babies, not for pleasure.... premarital sex makes baby jesus cry

 

[Darthphere]

At least GR87 appreciated a nice pair of boobs.

 

[Erzengel]

Who doesn't?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

thats mean, I'm trying to do something about that... I know i'm fat, but my mom says that only cause there's more to me to love...

I just don't know what to say anymore.

 

[Darthphere]

BillyZaned.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

the outfits are distastefull, but Violet is very nice, and is actually funny, smart, and nice to me... like I've said before, most girls are not nice to me due to my wieght, being nearly 400 pounds... I don't go there because her mamories are large, but because she pays attention to me

Because you pay her to

I don't contridct myself... sorry I like women, but don't want to engage in immorol behavor like premarital intercourse

I would think being 400 lbs would put a damper on premarital intercourse...

not going to give up virginity that easy, let alone the price of the immortal soul. intercourse is for creating babies, not for pleasure.... premarital sex makes baby jesus cry

not unless you have an intricate set of pulleys and a bucket of axle grease

thats mean, I'm trying to do something about that... I know i'm fat, but my mom says that only cause there's more to me to love...

now, i'm not 100% down with my bible but i'm pretty sure jesus grew up and was nailed to a cross...



i've also been told that even when cattle make noise baby jesus makes no sound...

It just gets better and better

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Who doesn't?

He says their only for babys.

So that means hands off to you.

 

[Darthphere]

You know, I'm not going to jump in there because I will get banned. I will get banned.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

You know, I'm not going to jump in there because I will get banned. I will get banned.

Probably....try to maintain

 

[Immortalfire]

I just don't know what to say anymore.

A boy's best friend is his mother.

 

[Erzengel]

Hey Fire can't you IP check him to see who he really is?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

So far no one has yet. and some pretty harsh stuff has been said.

 

[Darthphere]

So far no one has yet. and some pretty harsh stuff has been said.

Not from me.

 

[Erzengel]

And they were hardly "harsh".

 

[The Apatow Crew]

A boy's best friend is his mother.

MOTHER!

 

[Ion Kenshin]

I agree...we all could have been way worse

 

[Prison Mike]

I am subscribing to this thread.

 

[Johnny Drama]

At least GR87 appreciated a nice pair of boobs.