Torchwood

[LexCorp]

Torchwood is like Sci Fi Gay Porn.

That should go without saying

 

[TheCorpulent1]

But when they tone it down and focus on actual stories, it's pretty good.

 

[LexCorp]

But when they tone it down and focus on actual stories, it's pretty good.

I only care about Jacks story...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I like Toshi, too. Other than Jack and Toshi, the rest of the bunch can all burn in Heck.

 

[LexCorp]

I like Toshi, too. Other than Jack and Toshi, the rest of the bunch can all burn in Heck.

Whats the other guys name...? Colin? Or something...the squinty eye git.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Owen. I usually just call him "*****emaster Supreme."

 

[LexCorp]

Owen. I usually just call him "*****emaster Supreme."

That's it...Owen

What a dick. In the first episode he uses some sort of love potion spray to make a girl want to make love to him (so rape basicly). Then the boyfriend tries to help and he does it to him too.

Bad move making one of the main characters a rapist.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, and not even the zany, fun, almost-rapist that Xander became on Buffy when he tried the same stunt. Owen actually went ahead and banged the woman.

 

[LexCorp]

Yeah, and not even the zany, fun, almost-rapist that Xander became on Buffy when he tried the same stunt. Owen actually went ahead and banged the woman.

Never have I felt so much hate for one show before....I seriouly stopped watching the show because of that....I could not believe it. A few months later I watched it all again for Jack...

Owen has not paid for his crimes!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, Owen needs to get killed or forcibly butt-raped.

 

[LexCorp]

Yeah, Owen needs to get killed or forcibly butt-raped.

Grrrr!!!! IT JUST MAD ME SO MAD!

Anyway. I am over it now.

 

[wiegeabo]

Yeah, Owen needs to get killed or forcibly butt-raped.

By Jack and Marsters.



Good news! Just found this quote from John Barrowman about Captain Jack.

"I'm not in the Doctor Who Christmas special, but I come back in Series Four, which starts filming after Christmas. Series Two of Torchwood also starts airing on BBC2 in January."

 

[LexCorp]

By Jack and Marsters.



Good news! Just found this quote from John Barrowman about Captain Jack.

"I'm not in the Doctor Who Christmas special, but I come back in Series Four, which starts filming after Christmas. Series Two of Torchwood also starts airing on BBC2 in January."

Good stuff. I almost think I like jack over the DR.

 

[chamber-music]

I like Toshi, too. Other than Jack and Toshi, the rest of the bunch can all burn in Heck.

They are the only two likable characters. The rest are *****e bags.
Its funny because if Ianto and Gwen where dead it would actully be alot eaiser for the team because they cause most of the trouble in the first series.

Owen looks like his been sucking on a lemon half the time. I can by into aliens sex addicts and time travelling bisexual time cops, but no way can I buy into Owen as a doctor. Lemon face looks like he should be selling someone house insurance in the east end of london.

Plus the whole Gwen/Owen sub plot was boring and they mentionedToshi had feelings for Owen then never brought it up again

 

[LexCorp]

They are the only two likable characters. The rest are *****e bags.
Its funny because if Ianto and Gwen where dead it would actully be alot eaiser for the team because they cause most of the trouble in the first series.

Owen looks like his been sucking on a lemon half the time. I can by into aliens sex addicts and time travelling bisexual time cops, but no way can I buy into Owen as a doctor. Lemon face looks like he should be selling someone house insurance in the east end of london.

Plus the whole Gwen/Owen sub plot was boring and they mentionedToshi had feelings for Owen then never brought it up again

Which is why when Owen dies nobody will care.

 

[GhostPoet]

But when they tone it down and focus on actual stories, it's pretty good.

I agree. The sex feels very tacked on, just to grab viewers...if they limited it and concentrated more on story telling and developing the characters (besides making them all sex starved) the show can be even better.

Not that the stories are not good now...they just get bogged down by too much filler.

 

[The Question]

I like Toshi, too. Other than Jack and Toshi, the rest of the bunch can all burn in Heck.

Dude, what about Ianto? Ianto's the man.

Yeah, Owen needs to get killed or forcibly butt-raped.

He'd probably like the latter. Anyway, I think the ghost machine episode and the episode with the time displaced people from the 50s fleshed him out a bit more.

 

[chamber-music]

Dude, what about Ianto? Ianto's the man

Ianto just kept crying and moaning about his girlfriend all the time. Plus his Jacks beeyotch!

 

[LexCorp]

I agree. The sex feels very tacked on, just to grab viewers...if they limited it and concentrated more on story telling and developing the characters (besides making them all sex starved) the show can be even better.

Not that the stories are not good now...they just get bogged down by too much filler.

Indeed which is why I think it very funny that Jack who is the most sex freaky one of the bunch has not had much yet.

 

[GhostPoet]

Indeed which is why I think it very funny that Jack who is the most sex freaky one of the bunch has not had much yet.

HAH! You know...I never noticed that till you mentioned it. That's pretty funny!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Dude, what about Ianto? Ianto's the man.

Ianto's an idiot. Like he couldn't have figured out that his stupid girlfriend was already too far gone into Cyberman-ness and would try to kill everyone. And on top of that, after spending so long pining for that ho, once Jack killed her, he went and hopped right into bed with Jack himself. Yet more of that pansexuality that RTD loves so much yet makes so little sense.

 

[04nbod]

Ianto is adorable!

 

[Max Shrek]

Ianto's an idiot. Like he couldn't have figured out that his stupid girlfriend was already too far gone into Cyberman-ness and would try to kill everyone. And on top of that, after spending so long pining for that ho, once Jack killed her, he went and hopped right into bed with Jack himself. Yet more of that pansexuality that RTD loves so much yet makes so little sense.

Makes perfect sense to me. Most people I talk to don't believe in sexuality and I'm glad to see one show have characters treat whether private parts are shaped this way or that way no big deal.

 

[LexCorp]

HAH! You know...I never noticed that till you mentioned it. That's pretty funny!

I know....he gets killed a lot but does not seem to have sex...

 

[Speedball]

Ianto is adorable!

Ianto is awesome. He's the character I can relate to the most. I think I might name my son Ianto. It's such an awesome name.