Originally posted by That-Guy
I'd have to say this weirdo short film I saw on HBO called "Mullit."
SPOILERS AHEAD
It was about a guy with a mullet whose roommate spent all of their money on crack and they had no cash to pay the rent. Their landlord, a flaming homosexual with a Barbara Steisand obession, shows the Mullit a piece of Streisand's wedding cake that he's kept in his freezer. This becomes important later. To pay his landlord the rent, Mullit attempts to sell part of his mint condition comic book collection to a comic book dealer. However, the comic book dealer hates Mullit because he was at a comic book convention with him once and Mullit told everyone that the dealer is a virgin. The dealer tells Mullit the only way he'll pay for anything Mullit gives him is if he gives him something REALLY rare. So Mullit tells the dealer to give him a few hours. He goes and steals the landlord's wedding cake. Then he calls the dealer, and tells him to meet him in an empty parking lot and to only call him by his code name, "Mr. Awesome." When he meets up with the comic dealer, the dealer is with his mother and they pull up in a car, grab the wedding cake off of Mullit and speed away. The next day, Mullit and the crackhead roommate are walking down the street when they see the comic dealer with two of his comic nerd buddies. Mullet and the crackhead chase after them. They corner them in an alleyway, but that when Mullet learns that the crackhead is in league with the comic dealer. The crackhead breaks a bottle over Mullit's head and says that he betrayed him because he needed more crack or something. But in the confusion, the wedding cake ends up getting smashed and is thus, worthless. The dealer and the crackhead leave, but the two comic geeks stay there, staring at Mullit. He say, "So, which one of you is the husband and which one's the wife?" They proceed to beat the living sh** out of him. Later, he's walking down the street and a sees guy in a Gorilla suit who is standing outside of a store saying "You'll go bananas for our prices." The gorilla guy sees how beat up Mullit is and asks him what happened to him. Mullit says, "You should see the other guy." Then he walks away.
THE END.