What was the last TERRIBLE movie(s) you saw? - Part 2

Conjuring 2. Not the worst movie, but couldn't even begin to finish the last 30 minutes. Lame jump scares, horrible acting, horrendous dialogue. I actually liked the first one, but this was a total flop.

 

Well I watched the 2007 Transformers movie a few months ago, I can''t remember if I've seen anything equally bad since then or not.

 

I saw Alien Covenant last week. It was HORRIBLE. It might be the worst Alien movie yet, and that's saying something. It was like they were actively trying to make a movie that was dumber and yet somehow more pretentious than Prometheus.

I hope they never make another Alien movie, because I am done. There hasn't been a good one in over 30 years. Time to let it die.

 

Resident Evil: Alice Screams for the Last Time
Why must there always be a spy for the villain in a group of survivors?

 

Transformers: Age of Extinction
I was just waiting for it to end.

 

47 meters down.

 

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Nearly died from boredom.

 

I watched the MST3K version of HOBGOBLINS, and though the mocking was good, the movie itself made PUMA MAN look good!

 

PROMETHEUS
Insufferable bull$#%^ to a high degree. Stupid crew, stupid logic, stupid engineers.....
I doubt that Robin Hood movie from the same director is anywhere near this terrible.

 

Ibiza Undead

 

Alien Covenant, it was frustrating, slow and ruined the alien mythos.

 

Forgot to mention The Emoji Movie, the simple fact that it exists is an insult to human existence.

 

I rented a triple pack of B-movies one weekend and that was one of the offerings. I only enjoyed it due to the sheer ineptitude. It looked like something that could be replicated with a few puppets, some smoke, and a camcorder.

 

Naked.
It had its moments but they are few and far between. It was just stupid overall.

 

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief and especially The Unborn.

 

It comes at night

 

Actually one just popped into my head this morning: "The Wolf of Wall Street."
That just like watching a stream of vomit bombard the movie screen for 2+ hours. Just vile, disgusting garbage, every facet of it.

 

I've watched a few bad ones this month already, but Wolf House was the worst, and is now a contender for not only "Worst Werewolf Movie" I've seen, taking the title from "Howling: New Moon Rising" to possibly the worst movie I've seen period.

 

Father Figures. Worst movie of 2017

 

X-Men Apocalypse, just a horrid movie!

 

Justice League.

 

The Great Wall. Seriously, who thought that was a good idea? Cartoon CGI, battle sequences that make absolutely no sense and are just there in a lame attempt to look cool, and Matt Damon doing a bad (Irish?) accent. And the armor that the Chinese armies wear looks like something out of Power Rangers. Just abysmal on every level.

 

Wish upon. Didn't think a movie this year could be worse than Father Figures, but this movie was 2x as bad.

 

Its a shame a lot of my worst films of the year are Warner Bros. comedies, and this has to be the icing on the cake. Congrats "CHIPs," you’re not the worst comedy I’ve seen this year because I tallied the number of laughs I had in both films.

"CHIPs": 7 in a 101-minute movie. Two laugh out loud ones and five chuckles.
"Father Figures": 4 in a 115-minute movie, and they were all chuckles.

https://www.rendyreviews.com/movies//father-figures-review

 

MST3K edition of "The Crawling Eye" the cheesy creatures were great, the rest of the movie was a total bore. Also, Forester without TV Frank is just a no.

Tom Servo is also someone else too.