The Kid
AMERICA FTW
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organics are worse. No one can argue their necessity to this franchise. Nobody.the suit doesn't look ******ed all the time, just when the goblin speaks and then it's MORPHIN TIME!!!.
Peter parker, boy-genius, builds a webshooting device and creates his own web formula. OK

some problems raimi has:
Too unrealistic. Yet getting bitten by a spider and gaining certain traits is. yet making a costume that probably cost several thousands of dollars while not having those several thousands of dollars is. Yet a rocket glider is. Yet micro hairs going through thick shoes is. Yet a suit's mask which magically attaches itself to the rest of the suit is. Yet that same suit with 0.00 visible holes for webshooting is.
Jesus, it's a movie, obviously we can handle this sort of stuff.
Now we have more problems. Does the webing evaporate after a short period of time or does a cleaning crew follow spidey around? How does no one, especially pete's doctor not see the spinnerets on his wrist? How the **** do those spinnerets work anyway? Looked like a yogurt stain than something you can shoot webs from.
what's teh point of gaining the symbiot suit. He already has a magical spidey suit and organic webbing and teh strengh of superman...
sign language? that's how he triggers the webs? ho ho ho...
Peter parker, boy-genius, builds a webshooting device and creates his own web formula. OK


some problems raimi has:
Too unrealistic. Yet getting bitten by a spider and gaining certain traits is. yet making a costume that probably cost several thousands of dollars while not having those several thousands of dollars is. Yet a rocket glider is. Yet micro hairs going through thick shoes is. Yet a suit's mask which magically attaches itself to the rest of the suit is. Yet that same suit with 0.00 visible holes for webshooting is.
Jesus, it's a movie, obviously we can handle this sort of stuff.
Now we have more problems. Does the webing evaporate after a short period of time or does a cleaning crew follow spidey around? How does no one, especially pete's doctor not see the spinnerets on his wrist? How the **** do those spinnerets work anyway? Looked like a yogurt stain than something you can shoot webs from.
what's teh point of gaining the symbiot suit. He already has a magical spidey suit and organic webbing and teh strengh of superman...
sign language? that's how he triggers the webs? ho ho ho...