Worst Lines/Dialogue in Movies

[That-Guy]

Well, that's you're choice... I personally loathed it, but maybe it was because it was uttered by Channing Tatum.

 

[WeaponXProject]

Well, that's you're choice... I personally loathed it, but maybe it was because it was uttered by Channing Tatum.

You better get used to that kid because he has alot of big movies lined up and he's getting better.

 

[That-Guy]

You better get used to that kid because he has alot of big movies lined up and he's getting better.

Well, if that's the case then I certainly hope he gets better.

 

[WeaponXProject]

Well, if that's the case then I certainly hope he gets better.

Me too. I may seem like I'm over-exaggerating but I think he can be okay to a good actor that I've seen him in from A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints, Coach Carter...and that's all but he's gonna be in a lot of movies so I'm gonna give him a chance.

 

[Figs]

Well, that is true, but either way, I don't think that the most cringe-worthy part of that line, "when all else fails, we don't" is edited.

I didn't mind that line simply because it felt like it fit in with the GI Joe world, meaning the cartoon a lot of us grew up watching.

The show was always filled with a bit of action team/patriotic cheese.

 

[protocida]

Well, that's you're choice... I personally loathed it, but maybe it was because it was uttered by Channing Tatum.

Wasn't that Dennis Quaid voice?

 

[WeaponXProject]

Wasn't that Dennis Quaid voice?

I thought so.

 

[That-Guy]

It didn't sound like Quaid to me. Of course, it was a voiceover but they flash on Tatum as the line starts.

Although...yes, it is true that GI Joe, it its original inception, is very cheesy. Which I wouldn't mind. But this movie just looks... lame. Like a half-assed attempt at it when, if you're going to do GI Joe, then I think you need to go all out. Otherwise, it will just come off like a dozen or so "secret ops team" movies you could see on the sci-fi channel.

 

[The Joker]

"They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

 

[protocida]

Garbage day!

 

[That-Guy]

"PANCAKES!!!! PANCAKES!!!!!!" - Cabin Fever

 

[Fanticon]

my girlfriend pointed this one out..."Hang on spider monkey" - twilight....wasn't in the book i guess and it made here furious at how stupid it was.

 

[That-Guy]

I love True Lies, but this little exchange always makes me cringe:

Salim Abu Aziz: Do you know what this is?
Harry: I know what this is... This is an espresso machine. No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker. Is it a water heater?

I don't know if it's just bad dialogue or Arnold's delivery, but that scene is always painful to watch, IMO. The audience is obviously supposed to laugh, but... well, I never did.

 

[GhostPoet]

Any sentence in Mr. Nice Guy

 

[Jspider13]

I love True Lies, but this little exchange always makes me cringe:

Salim Abu Aziz: Do you know what this is?
Harry: I know what this is... This is an espresso machine. No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker. Is it a water heater?

I don't know if it's just bad dialogue or Arnold's delivery, but that scene is always painful to watch, IMO. The audience is obviously supposed to laugh, but... well, I never did.

I never had any problem with that delivery. I guess I always accepted it because its Arnold lol. it's almost like it was supposed to sound bad.

 

[kedrell]

^Exactly. Arnold trying to do humor(which he's no good at) and failing is what's funny.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Kindergaten Cop will school you.

 

[That-Guy]

LOL, well, I wouldn't go so far as to say that he can't do comedy at all... he's delivered plenty of lines in various films that have made me laugh (sometimes unintentionally, but that's not always the case). But that one is just painful.

 

[kedrell]

I didn't say he was unable to make people laugh, I said he was no good at comedy. There's a difference.

 

[That-Guy]

I Know What You Did Last Summer:

Ray: See, no one gets me the way you do.
Julie: I understand your pain.

Barry: Nobody drives my car but me, you got that sh** smear?

 

[WeaponXProject]

Girl: "God, I'm tired."
Man: "Yeah, me too. But I'm a little wired so...how 'bout I take you home and eat your *****." Clips away straight to sex scene.

-Shark Attack 3




I think...

 

[Episode29]

Girl: "God, I'm tired."
Man: "Yeah, me too. But I'm a little wired so...how 'bout I take you home and eat your *****." Clips away straight to sex scene.

-Shark Attack 3

That movie is pure GOLD!

"Megalo-WHO?"

 

[kedrell]

That movie is pure GOLD!

"Megalo-WHO?"

I love that line.t:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLW9Hnay48

 

[kedrell]

MK:Annihilation

Daughter: "Mother....you're alive."

Mother: "Too bad you......WILL DIE!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt0VY7Yg2w&feature=related

 

[That-Guy]

How about Shaft (2000)? I know that it's a Shaft movie, but I swear to God, NO ONE... not Samuel L. Jackson, nor Richard Roundtree or any 70's blaxploitation icon could make these lines work:

"You know me. It's my duty to please that booty."

"It's Giuliani time!"

"Golf is phat... Tiger Wooo, Tiger Wooo, I like him."

"How 'bout I workshop my foot in your ass!"

"You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherf**ker."