Worst Lines/Dialogue in Movies

[kedrell]

"Look what the cat dragged in."

"Oooh, shiny."

 

[GhostPoet]

"you've just been erased"

 

[Doctor Jones]

"Stick around" -Predator

"I need a vacation" -T2

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

That is one of the most badass quotes in movie history!

 

[Sawyer]

What the hell were the writers thinking? Why the hell did Halle Berry agree to say that line?

The problem wasnt with the line, it was the delivery. It's clearly a sarcastic, Buffy the Vampire Slayer type line, but Halle delivered it like she was Arnold ****ing Schwarzenegger. Terrible...

 

[Doctor Jones]

"Hi, Freeze. I'm Batman."

Actually, it's so bad it good. I find it hilarious as hell.

 

[Sawyer]

"Class dismissed"
-X3

"I don't have to be psychic to know when something's bothering you"
-X3

"I'm the Juggernaut, *****"
-X3

"Keeps my face pretty"
-X3

"I hear you're quite an animal"
"Look who's talking"
-X3

"I love what you've done with your hear!"
-X3

"Charles always wanted to build bridges"
-X3

"What have I done?"
-X3

"You gonna let me outta here? I need to pee."
-X3

"I could use a man of your talents."
"I'm in!!"
-X3

"Don't get your panties in a bunch."
-X3

"In chess, the pawns go first."

...

"That's why the pawns go first!"
-X3

The entire script
-X3

How the hell is that a bad one-liner?!

 

[Sawyer]

"You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." - Storm (X-men)

“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!” - Darth Vader (ROTS)

So bad it actually made me angry. George Lucas.... you're a failure.

 

[Rishi]

"you have been... terminated" - t3

"your flights been cancelled"
"no, YOU've been cancelled!" - transporter 2. (actually, its so bad its awesome)

 

[Episode29]

"He's like a jackal tearing at the underbelly of this fair city" (or something to that effect) - Robert DuVall, Gone in Sixty Seconds

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth." - Anakin - Ep. 2

"Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo; so long ago when there was nothing but our love." -Padme, Ep. 3

"Megalo-WHO?" - John Barrowman, Shark Attack 3

 

[xwolverine2]

anything from ultraviolet


I'd say planet terror but it was on purpose.

oh and anything from uwe boll lol

 

[JP]

How the hell is that a bad one-liner?!

My bad. It's just a plain bad line, not a one-liner.

 

[xwolverine2]

My bad. It's just a plain bad line, not a one-liner.

i liked most of those lines...

nothing ian mckellen says is EVER bad.

 

[Sawyer]

"He's like a jackal tearing at the underbelly of this fair city" (or something to that effect) - Robert DuVall, Gone in Sixty Seconds

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth." - Anakin - Ep. 2

"Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo; so long ago when there was nothing but our love." -Padme, Ep. 3

"Megalo-WHO?" - John Barrowman, Shark Attack 3

I think you're confusing bad one-liners with just down right, God-awful dialog.

 

[JP]

i liked most of those lines...

nothing ian mckellen says is EVER bad.

Yes, which is why that line is bad, because even Ian McKellen couldn't make that sound good. I cringe every time that part comes.

"WAT ... HAVE I.. DUN!"

 

[Sawyer]

Yes, which is why that line is bad, because even Ian McKellen couldn't make that sound good. I cringe every time that part comes.

"WAT ... HAVE I.. DUN!"

How different does "Dun" sound than "Done"?

 

[JP]

Completely

 

[Excel]

"you've just been erased"

 

[Episode29]

I think you're confusing bad one-liners with just down right, God-awful dialog.

Hmmm. You're right, I was. I don't know what came over me. Here's a few more to make up for my temporary cluelessness:

"Killian, here's your Subzero, now plain zero!"
-Schwarzenegger in The Running Man. (I can get behind most Arnie lines, but not this one.)

Mr. Kil: "I'm Mr. Kil."
James Bond: "Now there's a name to die for."
-Die Another Day

"I think I broke her heart!"
-Jinx in Die Another Day (This flick is full of 'em!)

"Joygasm!"
-Riddler, Batman Forever

"I'll get drive-thru!"
-Batman, Batman Forever

 

[ManofmyWord]

"If the Earth Dies, You die. If You die, the earth survives"

 

[-Arya-]

"Joygasm!"
-Riddler, Batman Forever

Ha! I didnt even remember Carrey saying this. Further proof of how abysmal BF was.

 

[E-Man]

Ha! I didnt even remember Carrey saying this. Further proof of how abysmal BF was.

I'm with you on that. Batman Forever was IMO the worst Batman movie. At least Batman and Robin was so bad that you couldn't help but laugh. BF just made me angry.

Oh and how could I forget the Wicker Man remake. I haven't seen that movie, but 2 minutes of it are just sheer awesomeness that has to be experienced.

 

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

"How Sweet Dark Meat" Freddy: Freddy Vs. Jason.

"Now Grow Those Back" Wolverine: X-Men 3.

 

[chaseter]

"They're all gonna laugh at you!" - Carrie

 

[Episode29]

"They're all gonna laugh at you!" - Carrie

Oh c'mon, that one's a classic!

 

[Peyton Westlake]

You're the disease & I'm the cure. ---- Cobra (S. Stallone)