Worst Lines/Dialogue in Movies

[Boom]

"They're eating her!....And then they're gonna eat me!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!" -Troll 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NMGsRmZTFQ

 

[Captain_Death]

"Garbage day!"

Cracks me up every time...

 

[That-Guy]

Bring it On - I swear this movie reads like a "How To" manual for bad dialogue...

"She puts the "ass" in "massive".

"You put the "lewd" in "deluded".

"She puts the "itch" in "b**ch."

"She puts the "****e" in "horrible."

"Let's not put the "duh" in dumb!"

"You were having cheer-sex with him!"

"Hey, ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?"

"What is your sexuality?"
"Well, Jan's straight, and I'm... controversial."
"Are you trying to tell me you speak f*g?"
"Oh, fluently."

"Courtney, this is not a democracy, it's a cheerocracy. I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you."
"You are being a cheer-tator Torrance and a pain in my ass!"

"My brother wants to check out your rack."

"If we're gonna be the best, we have to have the best. Missy's the poo, so take a big whiff!"

 

[Franklin Richards]

James Gordon Jr.: Why's he running, Dad?
Lt. James Gordon: Because we have to chase him.
James Gordon Jr.: He didn't do anything wrong.
Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

 

[Mdizzle]

Bring it On - I swear this movie reads like a "How To" manual for bad dialogue...

"If we're gonna be the best, we have to have the best. Missy's the poo, so take a big whiff!"

Just horrible. But somehow I have to admit I enjoyed the movie.....

 

[dark_b]

James Gordon Jr.: Why's he running, Dad?
Lt. James Gordon: Because we have to chase him.
James Gordon Jr.: He didn't do anything wrong.
Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

i think it will be interesteing to read comments on SHH in 10 years. i expect people complaining that its like the worst movie. if it wouldnt make so much money it would be the other way around.

 

[batman11]

James Gordon Jr.: Why's he running, Dad?
Lt. James Gordon: Because we have to chase him.
James Gordon Jr.: He didn't do anything wrong.
Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

He's actually Commissioner Gordon at that point.




t:

 

[Darkness Falls]

from Pokemon the first movie

Brock: Looks like they're prepared to fight to the death
Misty: That's a fight.......(sigh).........That no one is going to win


OBVIOUSLY

 

[Immortalfire]

Bring it On - I swear this movie reads like a "How To" manual for bad dialogue...

"She puts the "ass" in "massive".

"You put the "lewd" in "deluded".

"She puts the "itch" in "b**ch."

"She puts the "****e" in "horrible."

"Let's not put the "duh" in dumb!"

"You were having cheer-sex with him!"

"Hey, ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?"

"What is your sexuality?"
"Well, Jan's straight, and I'm... controversial."
"Are you trying to tell me you speak f*g?"
"Oh, fluently."

"Courtney, this is not a democracy, it's a cheerocracy. I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you."
"You are being a cheer-tator Torrance and a pain in my ass!"

"My brother wants to check out your rack."

"If we're gonna be the best, we have to have the best. Missy's the poo, so take a big whiff!"

Most of that is intentionally playing up to high school stereotypes. Bring It On is funny

 

[Doctor Jones]

James Gordon Jr.: Why's he running, Dad?
Lt. James Gordon: Because we have to chase him.
James Gordon Jr.: He didn't do anything wrong.
Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

*Jango Fett*

You just signed your death warrant.

 

[Sawyer]

James Gordon Jr.: Why's he running, Dad?
Lt. James Gordon: Because we have to chase him.
James Gordon Jr.: He didn't do anything wrong.
Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

TDK's worst line of dialogue>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Either of the F4 films' best

 

[That-Guy]

TDK's worst line of dialogue>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Either of the F4 films' best

QFT


Seriously... I'll admit that little speech by Gordon at the end doesn't feel like the most realistic thing that someone would say, but I still think it works. And Oldman's delivery is great.

 

[StrainedEyes]

"Go Spidey, Go!"
Always bugs me.

 

[mclay18]

Every line in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones -- the worst offender is without a doubt Hayden Christansen.

When he uttered "You'll pay for all the Jedi you killed today," I rolled around laughing the first time I heard it.

 

[Octoberist]

James Gordon Jr.: Why's he running, Dad?
Lt. James Gordon: Because we have to chase him.
James Gordon Jr.: He didn't do anything wrong.
Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

i'm just jumping on the bandwagon

 

[kedrell]

"Go Spidey, Go!"
Always bugs me.

Oh yes. I think Raimi has a corniness fetish. Or is it a cheesiness fetish? It's one of the two.

 

[Mdizzle]

"He used to be so cute, now he's all like, Imma gangsta, yo!"

--Clockstoppers

Yes. I saw that movie. In theatres.

 

[Captain_Death]

"I hate sand..."


-Attack of the Clones

 

[Episode29]

Oh yes. I think Raimi has a corniness fetish. Or is it a cheesiness fetish? It's one of the two.

Yeah, Raimi is infatutuated with 50's and early 60's-era Americana and the aw-shucks mentality of films from that era. This love filters through all three of the Spider-Man films very strongly. I've always found it amusing and kind of refreshing given all the ironic detachment and "darkness" pervading most films of Spider-Man's ilk.

 

[chaseter]

Most of that is intentionally playing up to high school stereotypes. Bring It On is funny

-10 awesome points.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

"He used to be so cute, now he's all like, Imma gangsta, yo!"

--Clockstoppers

Yes. I saw that movie. In theatres.

So did I

 

[Fenrir]

i'm just jumping on the bandwagon

And it's about to be put on fire.

 

[Fenrir]

TDK's worst line of dialogue>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Either of the F4 films' best

Yeah, if his standards are so high he thinks that is one of the worst lines he heard in a film, I'm surprised he didn't kill himself in the theater within ten minutes of watching any FF movie.

 

[dude stannis]

James Gordon Jr.: Why's he running, Dad?
Lt. James Gordon: Because we have to chase him.
James Gordon Jr.: He didn't do anything wrong.
Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

I love this speech, but it only just now hit me that little James would have absolutely no idea what the hell his dad is going on about.

 

[kedrell]

Yeah, Raimi is infatutuated with 50's and early 60's-era Americana and the aw-shucks mentality of films from that era. This love filters through all three of the Spider-Man films very strongly. I've always found it amusing and kind of refreshing given all the ironic detachment and "darkness" pervading most films of Spider-Man's ilk.

Yeah, it kinda makes ya want to smack him with a shovel, though. I sure hope he and Spider-Man part ways soon and someone better takes over.