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Another review, this time from a RT approved critic.
	
	
		
			
	
				
			X-Men: Dark Phoenix
(12A) ★★✩✩✩
AS THE final instalment of the mutant superhero franchise ahead of its Disney/Marvel reboot, this X-Men outing feels more like an afterthought than a climax. In fact, looking at the posters you could easily mistake it for Captain Marvel 2.
But it’s not Brie Larson aglow on those bus-stop billboards, hair flowing like she’s just flown out of a galactic salon, it’s Game Of Thrones star Sophie ‘Sansa’ Turner. Her character, Jean Grey (later — or, rather, previously — played by Famke Janssen) is the focal point here, which is a shame as she seldom seems like the most interesting person on screen. As far as the plot goes, X-Men goodies led by Mystique (Jennifer Lawrence) and Beast (Nicholas Hoult) zoom into space to investigate a mysterious pink fiery thing that invades the body of Jean, causing her to become mega powerful and potentially ‘the greatest force in the galaxy’, according to Jessica Chastain’s sleek blonde, stiletto-clad supervillain (you never get supervillains wearing nice comfy Birkenstocks, do you?)
As Jean grapples to master the dark forces within her like some flame-grilled Elsa from Frozen, the X-Men are riven by internal rifts. And humans still don’t trust mutants, obvs. ‘The women are always saving the men around here — you might want to change the name to X-Women,’ suggests J-Law to Professor X (James McAvoy, below, brilliant as ever) — which gets one of the movie’s few laughs. But if Dark Phoenix was intended as a feminist statement, it plays out more like a male fear at women seizing power and wreaking havoc.
Speaking of which, the well-choreographed action sequences are almost too diverting, as if writer/producer turned director Simon Kinberg is frantically channel-hopping between the over-assortment of characters.
Shot in 2017, with a delayed release due to bad test screenings and reshoots, Dark Phoenix is on course to be the lowest US box-office opening of the series to date. It’s not as much of a disaster zone as that sounds. Solid enough superhero filler, as X-Men movies go, this is not First Class but it’s no Apocalypse either.
The verdict
A missable culmination to the 20-year X-Men franchise thus far.
		(12A) ★★✩✩✩
AS THE final instalment of the mutant superhero franchise ahead of its Disney/Marvel reboot, this X-Men outing feels more like an afterthought than a climax. In fact, looking at the posters you could easily mistake it for Captain Marvel 2.
But it’s not Brie Larson aglow on those bus-stop billboards, hair flowing like she’s just flown out of a galactic salon, it’s Game Of Thrones star Sophie ‘Sansa’ Turner. Her character, Jean Grey (later — or, rather, previously — played by Famke Janssen) is the focal point here, which is a shame as she seldom seems like the most interesting person on screen. As far as the plot goes, X-Men goodies led by Mystique (Jennifer Lawrence) and Beast (Nicholas Hoult) zoom into space to investigate a mysterious pink fiery thing that invades the body of Jean, causing her to become mega powerful and potentially ‘the greatest force in the galaxy’, according to Jessica Chastain’s sleek blonde, stiletto-clad supervillain (you never get supervillains wearing nice comfy Birkenstocks, do you?)
As Jean grapples to master the dark forces within her like some flame-grilled Elsa from Frozen, the X-Men are riven by internal rifts. And humans still don’t trust mutants, obvs. ‘The women are always saving the men around here — you might want to change the name to X-Women,’ suggests J-Law to Professor X (James McAvoy, below, brilliant as ever) — which gets one of the movie’s few laughs. But if Dark Phoenix was intended as a feminist statement, it plays out more like a male fear at women seizing power and wreaking havoc.
Speaking of which, the well-choreographed action sequences are almost too diverting, as if writer/producer turned director Simon Kinberg is frantically channel-hopping between the over-assortment of characters.
Shot in 2017, with a delayed release due to bad test screenings and reshoots, Dark Phoenix is on course to be the lowest US box-office opening of the series to date. It’s not as much of a disaster zone as that sounds. Solid enough superhero filler, as X-Men movies go, this is not First Class but it’s no Apocalypse either.
The verdict
A missable culmination to the 20-year X-Men franchise thus far.
 
				 
						
 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
	 
	 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		