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Yeah, xXx was trying to go 'This ain't your daddy's James Bond' angle, and often, that fails hard, and gets dated fast. Xander was more Poochie than extreme/kewl.
I'm seeing this for nerdy Nina Dobrev. Who apparently will end up going lesbian for rocker chick.
https://rendyreviews.com/movies//xxx-the-return-of-xander-cage-reviewI’ll be damned that this isn’t labeled as a superhero movie because xXx: The Return of Xander Cage combines the formula of both Marvel and DC into its hyperactive action. It's as if D.J Caruso was turned down by Warner Bros. to make Suicide Squad so he decided to make his own version but with xXx.
I'd argue, despite making pretty good coin, the first xXx was what tanked Diesel's career for a near decade more than Chronicles of Riddick. It was dated before the end credits of the midnight screening and turned a lot of people against him. All of a sudden the cool new action star, anti hero on the block was a Von Dutch/Ed Hardy wearing *****ebag.
At the very least even some of the bad reviews on Letterboxd are saying it's entertaining in spite of itself.
The Pacifier was a hit though. $113 million domestic, $198 million worldwide.The Pacifier is probably a better argument there.
So was XXX.The Pacifier was a hit though. $113 million domestic, $198 million worldwide.
Anyway, I saw the movie last night. It's a decent action movie. It's dumb, but it's pretty tongue-in-cheek wink, wink dumb. It's not great, but it's entertaining for an hour and 40 minutes.
Donnie Yen is also pretty awesome in this, and he's on full display here.
The Pacifier is probably a better argument there.
He's used better here than in Rogue One.He was criminally underused in Blade 2.
The Fast movies are colossally idiotic. But "family" and all that.See, I figure the fact he had to do The Pacifier showed the writing was on the wall by then.
This movie was dumb af. The Fast & Furious franchise wishes it could be this colossally idiotic. It was a blast.
Also the trailer for the new Ring movie and Teacher Fight.Thanks Vile. Might go check out xXx next week.