The Dark Knight Rises You know you watch Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy too much when...

[HolyPurpleSocks]

Whenever stuff starts malfunctioning, whether in a class, or just a large group of people you stand up and shout- "THINGS ARE WORSE THAN EVER!!!"

"And here weeee....go!" pre-empts every major action you take.

 

[chamber-music]

........When you ask if something comes in black

.........When your doctor says there is something wrong with you and you reply "Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later"

......When you give people permission to die.

 

[Micromind]

When you see someone wearing a coat, you go to him and say .. "Nice Coat"

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

When you're rock climbing and your friends play Hans Zimmer's score and chant DESHI BASARA for inspiration.

 

[DeGenerate10]

When a group of people die and you say "two of them cops"

 

[Asteroid-Man]

You only call your friend "Rachel" with a raspy scream. I can't count how many times I've scared the **** out of her doing this...

 

[Rowsdower!]

...when you refer to your motorcycle as the [your name]pod.

...when you attempt to drive your car on rooftops.

...when every time you happen upon a grand piano, you tap a couple keys to see if it opens a secret door.

 

[Jim-El]

You complete me.

 

[Mace Dolex]

When you start talking like Bane because his voice is so fun to imitate that you start sounding like Sesame Street's Count Dracula.

 

[robthorn24]

When you're feeding a bottle to your baby daughter, and you look down and she totally resembles Bane.

 

[BREAD WARRIOR]

When you try match Tom Hardy's eye expressions in the mirror in preparation for wearing your Bane costume at the midnight showing.

When you jump at the opportunity to incorporate lines from all the films in everyday conversation.

When you scream and berate your friend with insults when they ask you "Wait... Are Bruce Wayne's parents dead too?" and they're completely serious.

When you see you friends rottweiler and walk up to them and say "That's why we bring dogs!" in the Chechen's voice.

When you put your hand on friend's shoulder and say "Do you feel in charge?"

 

[O.Cobblepot]

...when you just proposed to your girlfriend and she says, 'I cannot wait to be together forever' and you growl back 'you'll be in a padded cell forever'...

 

[Mgneto]

You get to the cashier, realize you don't have enough cash, and tell her "It's not about money...it's about sending..a...message."

 

[JackN]

...when you deliver "I'm Gotham's Reckoning" in a pompous tone

...anytime you hear something that draws you to disbelief you say in a Bane voice "Impossible"

...Any time you get remotely hungry or are about to eat Falafels you say "I have kids to feed"

...After you plan on getting even with someone I say "Then you can you look me in the eye and tell me you're SORRY!"

...When you put on a jacket only to put your hands in a Ras/Bane mode.

...When you mess up you say "I'm sorry...FOR EVERYTHING"

 

[DorneyDave]

When some guy quits at work, you stand on your desk yelling "DO YOU ACCEPT THIS MAN'S RESIGNATION?!"

 

[ShadowBoxer]

When you have been on these boards every day for the past 8 years obessing over every leaked set picture, leaked (some times fake) plot points, and tv spot and trailer. t:

 

[A.Stabelli]

When your boss says he's in charge, you put your hand on his shoulder and say "Do you feel in charge?"
When you start making breathing noises to imitate Bane.
When you stand on a car and go on a tirade about a dead guy.

 

[Rowsdower!]

When you're being mugged on the street and you turn to the perpetrator and say: "Criminals used to believe in things... Honor. Respect. WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?"

When you're trying to determine which of your two employees deserves a promotion and you decide to let them fight to the death for it with a broken pool cue.

 

[Grommers]

When you put your skates on for a game of hockey, and one of your mates yell wheres your equipment you respond "I'm not wearing hockey pads."

When you over hear someone asking where you are, you sneak up behind them and say "Here"

You can't decide whether to try to gain a lot of weight and muscle before halloween to be bane for halloween, or be okay with dressing up as batman.

When someone asks you to pick someone else up, you respond with "If I get him to you, can you get him to talk?"

You randomly grab your friends and start yelling in there "WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING?"

 

[A.Stabelli]

When you pick up a mask, stare at it, and drop it.

 

[db85usa]

When someone says to you, "I swear to God!" And you reply with, "Swear to ME!"

 

[A.Stabelli]

When you blast Why Do We Fall when you're trying to climb up a rock wall.

 

[WarrenPeace2012]

When...

...your girlfriend asks what you've done with the dog after taking it for a walk and you say, 'Me? I was right here....Who'd you leave him with? You're people...'

This literally had me laughing out loudt:

 

[SpideyFan866]

When the idea of shelving such a wonderful universe for a Justice League Movie makes you sick.

What do you mean?

Robin Batman will surely be in JLA

 

[Batman jr.]

When you hear that someone has died and you reply in a british accent: "then show me his body"...

When Marion Cotillard appears in your dreams all the time...

When the lights go out in your house due to a loss of power, and you brag "Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but blinding!"

When someone asks you about your love life and you reply "I had a wife once... she was taken from me"..

When you prepare for a masked ball and you say "No one cared who I was until I put on the mask"...

When you missed a call and a colleague makes a remark about it: "It's Wayne Enterprises, I'm sure they'll call back"...