The Dark Knight You Know You're Obsessed With TDK When...

[Psycho Clown]

you know your obsessed with TDK when you post your impression of the Joker on Youtube,
when you try to think of your GTA IV online character as one of The Joker's goons,
when you randomly start spewing quotes from the movie,
when you try to recreate Heath Ledger's laugh (I think its impossible), when you have to make a project for school you Jokerize it,
when you download The Joker graffitti application on Facebook,
when you jokerize a picture of you as The Joker with your friend who is dressed up as Batman and you just make fun of him with the graffitti,
when you have a Jokerized theme for your next-gen gaming console
when you wonder who would win in a fight between The Joker and Tyler Durden (Joker all the way!),
when you wear a green vest that is too small for your Joker costume,
when you wear a TDK shirt underneath your costume to the pre-screening and the premiere.
when you wonder which song from your favorite band would fit TDK,
when you semi start believing in some form of anarchy.

 

[sandmjuggalos]

FIXED!


YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH TDK WHEN...

... you CATCH your 3-year-old son saying "WHY SO SERIOUS?", "LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!"

... you find yourself defiling the daily newspaper with "Jokerized" statements in red and black pen.

 

[sandmjuggalos]

When you try to recreate Heath Ledger's laugh .

My 16 yr old nephew has it down pat. He also recites alot of the lines really well. I will be proud coem Halloween when I fix him up. t:

 

[Booznian]

So my cousin invited his friend over one night, the day after the Dark Knight. His friend was so blazed, that he was tweakin. This kid didn't even hear about the batman movie, so my cousin convinced him that I was schitzofrenic and I just started reciting Joker quotes, and laughing insanily. (Everyone thinks I do a crazy Joker laugh), and I took a butcher knife, and I went up to my cousin (who was in on the prank), and I was like; "Let's put a smile on that faceee-uh!" ad the kid was just like; "STOP WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS", and then I told him it was a joke and he's like I'm never talking to you again..and a half and hour later he smoked me up, so it was all good.

I downloaded TDK on my comp, so every day I skip to all of the Joker scenes. I think..I'm in love?

 

[SPIDERMAN117]

You make out with a girl and have Joker make up on

 

[weezerspider]

.......You seriously contemplate carving a smile into your face because you think it would look badass

My buddy tried to get a tattoe of Joker's scars on his face, but his wife said she'd leave him. Sound familiar?

 

[Darkness Falls]

you know you're obsessed with tdk when......

• you memorised the entire film before a second viewing
• you record your joker voice on your phone late at night
• when your walls become tdk shrines
• when your school guidence counciler comes to you with concerns from teachers about your fascination with the joker
• when your family yells at you for reciting quotes
• when you travel the country searching for figures
• you plan to go to the formal as the joker
• your school folder covered in quotes
• jokerizations of anything

 

[Nameless1138]

You know you're obsessed with tdk when...

You randomly at 3am on Tuesday morning 5 hours before work decide to make yourself up like the joker with hand lotion and grape jelly, and just entirely for your own amusement.

 

[That-Guy]

When your boss hands you your paycheck for the week, you light it on fire and exclaim, “It’s not about money! It’s about sending a message.”

You hit on a woman at a bar and your opening line is, “Well hello, beautiful… you look nervous...”

Whenever you have a political discussion about the upcoming election, you begin your argument with the words, “I believe in Barack Obama.”

You actually believe that stupid Gotham City Pizza at Domino’s is any different from their usual crap.

You only cross the street when there is oncoming traffic, shouting, “COME ON! HIT ME!!”

You start smoking six packs a day so that you give yourself emphysema and can talk like Batman.

You go to a funeral and ask everyone “WHY SO SERIOUS?!!!”

 

[ico]

When you look at a packet of macaroni and for a second actually read it as 'Maroni'.

^ This actually happened.

 

[I Am The Knight]

When you look at a packet of macaroni and for a second actually read it as 'Maroni'.

^ This actually happened.

 

[web_head83]

You Know You're Obsessed With TDK When...

your out drinking in a club one night and you think how much cooler would it be if joker and his goons gatecrashed the party bout nowt: lol

 

[Symbiotic]

when you:

- Make all your facebook status's joker quotes, ex: is a man of simple taste, I like dynamite, gunpowder, and GASOLINE!, is introducing a little anarchy, is supposed to kill the bus driver

Yep, this is me.

 

[tuffenoughtoroc]

Yep, this is me.

I thought I was the only one!

 

[S.A.A.D.]

When your boss hands you your paycheck for the week, you light it on fire and exclaim, “It’s not about money! It’s about sending a message.”

You hit on a woman at a bar and your opening line is, “Well hello, beautiful… you look nervous...”

Whenever you have a political discussion about the upcoming election, you begin your argument with the words, “I believe in Barack Obama.”

You actually believe that stupid Gotham City Pizza at Domino’s is any different from their usual crap.

You only cross the street when there is oncoming traffic, shouting, “COME ON! HIT ME!!”

You start smoking six packs a day so that you give yourself emphysema and can talk like Batman.

You go to a funeral and ask everyone “WHY SO SERIOUS?!!!”

Lol,I swear that is one of the most funniest answers I have ever read in my life.



Anyways you know you're obsessed with TDK when you say I'm not wearing hockey pads like Bale as Batman to each person you talk to at different times wether you know them at all or not when you're playing hockey.

-You also know you're obsessed with TDK when you ask different girls on dates if they want to know how you got your scars (assuming that you actually have legit scars)

-You know you're obsessed with TDK when you're actually crashing a rich person's party uninvited dressed up as Joker with a group of true yes men that you know

-You know you're obsessed with TDK when you go to the bank to withdrawal and/or deposit money while wearing a Joker henchmen mask

 

[Parquagh]

When your boss hands you your paycheck for the week, you light it on fire and exclaim, “It’s not about money! It’s about sending a message.”

You hit on a woman at a bar and your opening line is, “Well hello, beautiful… you look nervous...”

Whenever you have a political discussion about the upcoming election, you begin your argument with the words, “I believe in Barack Obama.”

You actually believe that stupid Gotham City Pizza at Domino’s is any different from their usual crap.

You only cross the street when there is oncoming traffic, shouting, “COME ON! HIT ME!!”

You start smoking six packs a day so that you give yourself emphysema and can talk like Batman.

You go to a funeral and ask everyone “WHY SO SERIOUS?!!!”

LMAO!

 

[tuffenoughtoroc]

When you still watch the 2nd official Dark Knight trailer daily, just for the feelings of nostalgia (you all remember when the trailer first came out! *wink wink*)

 

[nbaballer101]

i wouldnt call it obsessed but once in awhile i keep talking like heath as the joker and quotes and such

i personally believe i do a good impression, but to each their own

 

[tuffenoughtoroc]

My buddy tried to get a tattoe of Joker's scars on his face, but his wife said she'd leave him. Sound familiar?

You serious? That's awesome. If I was his wife, I would be all like, "go for it! Hell, I'll even pay for it!"

 

[That-Guy]

thanks for the compliments, guys.

A few more...


You write a letter to the Academy Awards demanding that they take back Javier Bardem's Oscar because Anton Chigruh was just a cheap knock-off of Two Face.

Every time a friend asks you for a favor, you have to flip a coin to decide whether or not you're going to help.

You beat the crap out of someone for making a Brokeback Mountain joke.

You electrocute your face trying to equip your Ray Bans with SONAR.

 

[Symbiotic]

thanks for the compliments, guys.

A few more...


You write a letter to the Academy Awards demanding that they take back Javier Bardem's Oscar because Anton Chigruh was just a cheap knock-off of Two Face.

Every time a friend asks you for a favor, you have to flip a coin to decide whether or not you're going to help.

You beat the crap out of someone for making a Brokeback Mountain joke.

You electrocute your face trying to equip your Ray Bans with SONAR.

Win.

 

[That-Guy]

Haha, thanks.

 

[darknight7]

haha I've seen it 7 times and Im planning on making it 10 and I saw it 3 times in one day...

and I do all the others listed below

--dk7

... you've seen it at least five times, even twice in the same day

... you leave messages of Joker quotes on your friend's work phone early in the morning before they get in

... you recite from memory the TDK teaser and theatrical trailers to your friends and family, and even, strangers

... you pull up next to a semi-truck on the highway, size it up, and say to yourself, "The Batpod really could drive under that."

... you respond to people with TDK quotes: "WHY SO SERIOUS?", "I'M COUNTING ON IT!", "LOOK AT ME!", "GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"

... you hum the TDK theme song whilst taking a dump


PEACE!

 

[darknight7]

YOU MY FRIEND!

just made my day

--dk7

When your boss hands you your paycheck for the week, you light it on fire and exclaim, “It’s not about money! It’s about sending a message.”

You hit on a woman at a bar and your opening line is, “Well hello, beautiful… you look nervous...”

Whenever you have a political discussion about the upcoming election, you begin your argument with the words, “I believe in Barack Obama.”

You actually believe that stupid Gotham City Pizza at Domino’s is any different from their usual crap.

You only cross the street when there is oncoming traffic, shouting, “COME ON! HIT ME!!”

You start smoking six packs a day so that you give yourself emphysema and can talk like Batman.

You go to a funeral and ask everyone “WHY SO SERIOUS?!!!”

 

[p4poetic]

When you have dreams about it