Your Momma Jokes Thread.

[enterthemadness]

80's style!

Your momma is so fat, when she falls the earth shakes!

Your momma is so fat, when she falls down the entire universe shakes!

 

[Ronny Shade]

Yo momma so fat she jumped on a rainbow and skittles came out!

 

[Da Docta]

Yo momma is so stupid she thinks you're Anastasia.

 

[THWIP*]

80's style!

Your momma is so fat, when she falls the earth shakes!

Your momma is so fat, when she falls down the entire universe shakes!

YO MAMA SO FAT, RHODE ISLAND AND HAWAII GOT STUCK IN ORBIT 'ROUND HER.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yo momma is so stupid.....yeah.

 

[enterthemadness]

Your momma is so fat, whenever she walks car alarms go off!

 

[THWIP*]

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE SWEATS CHEEZ WHIZ.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Yo momma so old....she has a tail

 

[enterthemadness]

Yo momma is so stupid.....yeah.

That's pathetic. Don't come back to you have learned a your momma joke. *throws Spoons out of the thread and into the wrestling thread*

Your momma is so fat, when she does a cannonball in the swimming pool, she goes THROUGH the pool.

 

[Sabretooth]

Yo Momma so nasty,when I asked her what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.




Oh! I spit fiya,yo!

 

[Ronny Shade]

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house

 

[THWIP*]

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE GOT STUCK, TAKIN' A DUMP IN THE GRAND CANYON.

 

[enterthemadness]

Yo Momma so nasty,when I asked her what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

We have a winner!!!

 

[enterthemadness]

Your momma is so fat, her only move in wrestling is sitting on her opponents.

Your momma is so fat, whenever it floods outside she is the raft!

 

[Noon]

Yo momma is so fat she has more curves than spacetime! ...... in the presence of a large mass

 

[Badger]

Yo momma's so stupid when yo daddy said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

 

[Space Moose]

Yo mamma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo mamma so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mamma so old, she owes Jesus a dollar!

 

[THWIP*]

YO MAMA SO NASTY, SHE HAD TO HAVE A

SIGN TATTOOED ON HER BACK.

 

[enterthemadness]

Your momma is so dumb, she called 911 to order a pizza.

 

[Ronny Shade]

What's the difference between yo momma and a jumbo jet?

Spoiler

not everybody has ridden a jumbo jet

 

[Ronny Shade]

What's the difference between yo momma and the bus driver?

Spoiler

nothing

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That's pathetic. Don't come back to you have learned a your momma joke. *throws Spoons out of the thread and into the wrestling thread*

Your momma is so fat, when she does a cannonball in the swimming pool, she goes THROUGH the pool.

[Ron Burgundy] You're pathetic [/Ron Burgundy]

 

[Equint77]

Yo mama so fat we're in her right now

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book

 

[Equint77]

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Yo momma is the moon