Your Momma Jokes Thread.

[Sentinel X]

What's the difference between yo momma and the bus driver?

Spoiler

nothing

HAHA!!

Your momma is so stupid, when I said its chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Your momma is so stupid she told me she bought a solar-powered flashlight for blackouts

Your momma is so ashy she went skydiving and caused a blizzard.

Your mom is so fat she uses shopping carts as rollerskates.

 

[lars573]

Your momma so fat when she got on the scale it said "one at a time please!"

Your momma so ugly I wouldn't bang her with your dick.

Your momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Your mother is so stupid that she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

 

[The Female Torch]

Yo momma is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job appilication!

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

yo mamma so old she witnessed the birth of Christ

yo mamma so old she did a threesome with the Flintstones

yo mamma so old she passed the DMV test on a dinosaur

yo mamma so old she pees dust

 

[batman44]

Yo mamma so dumb she thought 7-11 was a math problem.

 

[toya thegr8]

Yo mamma so ghetto, you were born in a KFC bucket.

 

[webhead731]

I know alot of them but here are some that come to mind.




Yo' mama so fat, when God said "let there be light" she had to move.

Yo' mama so ugly, well, look at you!

Yo' mama so dumb, she ran into a school bus and said, "hey, where's the cream filling?"

Yo' mama so stuck up, her fingers gotta' make an appointment just to scratch her head. (Fresh Prince)

Yo' mama so stupid, she thought a quarter back was a refund.

Yo' mama so ugly, she made the Grinch cry!

Yo' mama so poor, when I walked in her house and picked up a dime, she said "put down my paycheck!"

Yo' mama so poor, when I walked in her house and stepped on a cigarette (mispelled that probably) she said "who turned of the heat?"

Yo' mama so poor, I walked in her house and stepped on a bread crumb and she said "that was our thanksgiving!"

Yo' mama so poor, I saw her kickin' a can down the street and I'm like "what you doin'?" and she said "moving."

Yo' mama so fat, she has to use a wet highway as a slip and slide.

Yo' mama so stupid, when she was drivin' to Disney Land, there was a sign that said "Disney Land: Left" so she went back home.

Yo' mama so ugly, she makes blind people cry.

Yo' mama so stupid, she wanted a refund for her tiger puzzle because she couldn't get it put together! The clerk said "mam, these are Frosted Flakes"




Yeah, I have alot more...

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow they make cars slow down

Yo momma is so stupid she thought cheerios were dounut seeds

Yo momma is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap

 

[webhead731]

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow they make cars slow down

lol.

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

yo mamma so poor she went to the 99 cent store and put something on layaway.

yo mamma so nasty instead of sunblock she puts on motor oil.

 

[JLBats]

Yo momma's face is so pretty that I sometimes look at her in awe. Then I glance away, before she notices.

 

[webhead731]

Burn!^

 

[masterj]

Yo momma so fat then when she walks outside in a yellow raincoat all the little kids cry cus they think they missed the school bus.

Yo momma so fat then when she steps on the scales it says 'one at a time, ladies'.

 

[screech_turbo]

yo mama's so old, when moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishin'

yo mama's so fat, when she weighs herself, it says, "to be continued..."

yo mama's like a 7-11, on every corner and open 24 hours a day

yo mama's like a racecar driver, always burning rubber

yo mama's so ugly, when she looks into a mirror, her reflection screams

 

[JLBats]

Yo momma recently purchased a larger cupholder.

 

[screech_turbo]

yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with all the planets

yo mama's so fat, she fell asleep on a newspaper, and had marmaduke imprinted on her ass for a week

yo mama's so ugly, her tattoos ran away

yo mama slept with rob liefeld

 

[Mister Sinister]

Yo mamma's so fat, after sex, I roll over twice, I'm still on her.

 

[Pythenis]

Yo mamas so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Yo mamas so black when she goes outside during the day the phone rates go down.

 

[Lex Luthor]

Tell your momma to quite wearing different colored lipstick. Because I am getting a rainbow on my d*ck.

 

[screech_turbo]

yo mama's so ugly, she made helen keller cry.

 

[JLBats]

Yo momma just got her suspension fixed on her beautiful Pontiac Aztec.

 

[CBGB]

yo mamas so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

 

[JLBats]

Yo momma enjoys 60 Minutes.

 

[THERETURN]

Yo Mama so old She called the cops when david fought Goliath

Yo mama So old when people ask her age they think she giving them her phone number.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in burger king and starved to death.

Yo mama was so ugly as a kid they had to tie meat round her neck just so the dog would play with her.

Yo mama was such an ugly kid when she slept at michael jacksons house she got a room to herself.

Yo mama so fat she has to tie a belt with a boomerang.

Yo moma was so ugly when she was born the doc slapped her parents.

Im DONE!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!OOOOOOOOO!OOOOOO!