Your Momma Jokes Thread.

[kane9321]

yo momma's so fat,she sweats bacon grease

yo mamma's so fat,her bloodtype is ragu

 

[lars573]

Yo mamma such a **** you call every man daddy just in case.
Yo mamma so nasty she gotta put ice down her pants to keep the craps fresh.
Yo mamma so fat I stabbed her and gravy can out.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

JLBats, you should do stand-up.

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

yo mamma so stupid she went to Chuck E'Cheese and asked for a salad.

Yo mama's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Yo moms be so stoopid she tried to commit suicide out of a basement window, yo.

 

[webhead731]

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.

LOL!

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.

 

[Equint77]

yo mommas so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.


I might get in trouble for this joke.

 

[Axid]

Yo mama's so fat, the doctor told her she has 3 weeks to live

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Yo mama's so fat, the doctor told her she has 3 weeks to live

*sticks finger into ear and smells it*

...ohhh I get it.