Your Momma Jokes Thread.

[THWIP*]

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

YO MAMA SO FAT, EVEN 'EQUINT' WOULDN'T F*** HER.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^Damn!


Yo momma is so stupid, I told her to go F herself and she caught feelings

 

[Badger]

Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma’s so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!

Yo momma’s so fat when she went to Sizzlers she got a group discount.

Yo momma's so dirty she smells like hot ass on a cold day.

 

[JLBats]

Yo momma so hot that I would like to marry her, settle down and have nice discussions over candle light, and we'd both smile, and it would be very lovely.

 

[Corinthian™]

This thread needs more Hawking...

 

[enterthemadness]

^Damn!


Yo momma is so stupid, I told her to go F herself and she caught feelings

I don't get it. *throws Spoons out of thread again.*

Your momma is so fat, when she lays down she causes an earthquake...half way around the world.

 

[Topdawg]

your mama is so fat, her picture is heavy.

 

[The Shape]

Yo momma's so fat, she tripped and fell.




























I didn't wanna laugh.

BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKIN' UPPPP.

 

[JLBats]

Yo momma is a very lovely woman deserving of respect.

 

[The Shape]

Yo momma is a very lovely woman deserving of respect.

Why, thank you. I shall relay that message to her.

 

[Cyrusbales]

What's the differene between yo mamma and a cheap hooker in a 4x4?

















a 4x4

 

[Madnessfollows]

Yo mama so skinny, she has to run around in the shower just to get wet

 

[dmcnx]

^Damn!


Yo momma is so stupid, I told her to go F herself and she caught feelings

Sigged

 

[dmcnx]

your mama is so fat, her picture is heavy.

Wow...then again, if I wanted a comeback, ****, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Sigged

Thank ya, I chuckled at that myself

 

[Untilteld]

Your momma's so fat when she walked around town wearing a yellow coat people yelled "taxi! taxi!"

Your momma's so fat when she walked around new york everyone yelled "it's godzilla!"

Your momma's so dumb she threw away all the w's at the m&m factory

 

[Joker]

Your mother is such a drunkard that oft is the night she becomes inibriated with spirits and makes inapropriate suggestions to gentlemen callers at the local pub

 

[rdh007]

...and verily do I answer thy mother's call.

 

[Joker]

Your mother is so experienced in relations that even the local harlots' cheeks are reddend by her presence

 

[Chev Chelios]

Yo momma is a very lovely woman deserving of respect.

Too far. This joke went too far. I am reporting you.

 

[Saved]

Yo momma's so fat, Galactus mistook her as earth's second moon!

 

[moop501]

Yo momma is so fat...she's probably gonna die of heart-problems before you have children. Your children will have to grow up without a grandmother.

Yo momma is so stupid...she never graduated highschool and has to work 4 jobs(one of which,is a prostitute) to support your family. Sometimes people spit on her.

Yo momma is so ugly...your dad beats her and then has sex with other women.

 

[JLBats]

Yo momma so nice, she baked some cookies for all the neighbourhood children, and they were very good cookies.

 

[Equint77]

Yo momma so nice, she baked some cookies for all the neighbourhood children, and they were very good cookies.

you're a scumbag.

 

[JLBats]

you're a scumbag.

Yo momma didn't say that, but maybe that's just because she's so nice