101 Things i learned with ''The Incredible Hulk''.

[venomscurse2]

nice

 

[Anubis Raptor]

*Abomination wants a real fight

*Being the Hulk is kinda like being on hallucinogens

 

[Anubis Raptor]

110. Blonsky wants what Banner's got. He wants that. He needs that.

-TNC

LMAO

 

[Milu]

121. Betty will **** up your face.

 

[mcentepede]

Samuel Sterns smart enuff to cure Banner, not so smart in curing Blonsky?
After 2 defeats, Blonsky figures 3rd time's a charm?
They speak spanish in Guatemala, but understand portuguese perfectly?
Thunderclap puts out fire easily without damaging stuff?
Close proximity with Betty only triggers Hulk when in bedroom?
A simple chain from"God of War" can choke out Abomination without snapping?
Easier/faster to hitch-hike in rain than to leap across country in Hulk mode?
No-one is safe from Hackers except the Lawnmower Man?
Hulk can kill Captain America with one kick!
Hulk gets much stronger than Abomination when Betty is in danger?
Hulk hates rain/lightning
Tony Stark makes military weapons if it benefits him in some way.
Thunderbolt Ross doesn't mind sacrificing/pimping out his daughter

 

[X Knight]

1. gaining super-powers through government-sanctioned serum injections is f****** painful.

1.5 It's much better to gain super-powers the old fashioned way ( getting bit by genetically altered spider, getting blinded by radioactive chemicals, getting irradiated with cosmic rays during a space trip......or making a deal with the devil )

 

[Anubis Raptor]

The truffle shuffle is an effective way of controlling your emotions/anger

 

[Kirmit]

The truffle shuffle is an effective way of controlling your emotions/anger

LOL! Nice one.

 

[screams]

The truffle shuffle is an effective way of controlling your emotions/anger

 

[El Payaso]

Close proximity with Betty only triggers Hulk when in bedroom?

I could even buy that if done seriously. How could anyone think that could make a nice joke is beyond me.


But nice list. Coherence isn't - and I think was never pretended to be - the striong point of TIH.

 

[Sarcasm]

Samuel Sterns smart enuff to cure Banner, not so smart in curing Blonsky?
A simple chain from"God of War" can choke out Abomination without snapping?

EXACTLY!!!! The most powerful superhero in the universe choking out one of the most powerful villians in the universe together can't snap a steel chain? Neither the force of Hulk pulling nor the force of Abom resisting snapped the chain?


In addition, it's become apparent that Hulk can lifts mountains and such, but while smashing the rooftop of an old New York building with everything he has the building isn't demolished....but he did manage to crack the roof (which covers a hollow floor underneath).

 

[explode7]

This thread is too funny. It should have been titled "What lessons have I learned from the incredible HULK".

 

[WarBlade]

Things I learned from The Incredible Hulk...

• No matter how many times you tell people that there is no scene after the credits they still ask if there is a scene after the credits.
• Having made it perfectly clear that the theatrical release print you watched had no scene after the credits people continue to disagree, insisting that, "there's no way of knowing until it comes out," or that screener prints will omit scenes after the credits to maintain the surprise.

 

[Anubis Raptor]

*T. Ross is an alchoholic.....just like Stark

*When bribing buff security guards, pizza is your weapon

*Hulk wants people to leave him alone

*Hulk would make an awesome firefighter

*If hulk's girl is in danger and you're the cause........plan on getting your *** beatt:

 

[Midnight Black]

*The glass on the other side of the atrium must have been stronger than the glass on the front...because the smoke bombs easily passed through the front glass conveniently stopping inside.*

Abomination doesn't need man parts to use the bathroom like the Hulk does....
HE HAS NO SHAME!:-0

 

[Silver Spider]

*Blonsky's always hitting people.

*Prolonged exposure to gamma-radiation, turns Eric Bana into Edward Norton.

 

[TNC9852002]

*Banner's dog knows when it's ready

-TNC