2011/2012 NBA Thread : A Season Reborn

[Docker2.0]

Well Monta Ellis gets his with a sexual harassment lawsuit. I'm not saying it's to true but has anyone seen this woman? He must have been looking at her insides because there's no freaking way a pro athlete making $66M would continue to get rejected by that and keep chasing it.

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/7...riors-monta-ellis-sued-alleged-sexual-texting

 

[Anubis]

Work with anybody for a good amount of time and they start to look good to you after a while.

 

[CConn]

Well, at least I can look at her without gagging. That's at least better than half the women Bill Clinton sexually harassed.

 

[Anubis]

Clearly Billy was just looking for the first chick he saw. That's why I'm okay with it. Man's busy. Gotta take care of business and then get back to takin' care of business.

 

[CConn]

I myself only pick the finest women to grope at work.

 

[Anubis]

Well, I guess you are hardly workin'.

 

[CConn]

Pfft, you can get tons of paperwork done while getting an HJ.

 

[Docker2.0]

Work with anybody for a good amount of time and they start to look good to you after a while.

I work at a male prison and even they wouldn't look at some of my female co workers and they are doing life! Just saying.

 

[JaD]

The f*** is this guy?

 

[Havok83]

Ron Artest

 

[JaD]

I was being sarcastic, sorry

 

[steintym]

Long time nutjob ...

 

[Nightmare]

He sucks anyway.

 

[Hound55]

What have you got against World Peace..?

 

[Otis Redding]

He looked sooo bad in preseason. I have a hard time seeing him stay in LA all season.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, but who will take him?

 

[L.A.]

Luke Walton been bad for half a decade and he's still with the Lakers! Lol

 

[Darthphere]

Luke Walton is destined for greatness.

 

[CConn]

Luke Walton earned his roster spot.

That spot is #11.

 

[Anubis]

His soul job is to be a body in practice and get Gatorade for his teammates, and he is the Michael Jordan of getting Gatorade for his teammates.

 

[L.A.]

Rankings

Preseason

Rk(LW)

Team

Rec

1(9)

Mavericks

57-25

2(3)

Heat

58-24

3(5)

Thunder

55-27

4(1)

Bulls

62-20

5(21)

Clippers

32-50

6(13)

Knicks

42-40

7(2)

Lakers

57-25

8(10)

Grizzlies

46-36

9(6)

Nuggets

50-32

10(4)

Spurs

61-21

11(7)

Celtics

56-26

12(11)

Magic

52-30

13(16)

Pacers

37-45

14(8)

Trail Blazers

48-34

15(15)

Rockets

43-39

16(14)

76ers

41-41

17(20)

Bucks

35-47

18(17)

Hawks

44-38

19(29)

Nets

24-58

20(30)

Timberwolves

17-65

21(18)

Warriors

36-46

22(19)

Suns

40-42

23(25)

Jazz

39-43

24(22)

Kings

24-58

25(23)

Pistons

30-52

26(28)

Raptors

22-60

27(26)

Wizards

23-59

28(12)

Hornets

46-36

29(27)

Cavaliers

19-63

30(24)

Bobcats

34-48

 

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[Hound55]

​

Looks like Dwight Howard got his wish...

To not be in an Orlando Magic uniform on this Christmas Day photograph...

...of course, I suppose he'd like to actually BE IN the photo in a different uni, but ah well...​

 

[Darthphere]

I turned off the Celtics/Knicks game because I was getting super depressed watching this Celtics team.