First off, Congrats to the St. Louis Blues on their first ever Stanley Cup Championship Free agency started July 1st, at Noon EDT, and with it the official dawn of a new league season..... Will anyone ever be able to listen to Laura Branigan again? Can the Blues repeat? Is John Tavares still a snake? (Narrator: He is.) Will the Blue Jackets be able to field a roster after free agency? Will the refs still suck? Will the San Jose Sharks be teal enough? Will a team from Canada ever win a Cup again? (Narrator: They Won't) Will the Oilers make the playoffs? (Narrator: LOL) The answers to these questions and more, coming soon!