All-Time Worst Movie Quotes

[The Green Goblin]

Spider-Man: Norman as he is strapped... "Oh...cold.

 

[Dr.Dude]

Originally posted by hippie_hunter
From Army of Darkness:

"I know I am bad, but I feel so good"

Hearing that line made me change the channel, Army of Darkness was just too corny

It was supposed to be too corny.

 

[Jeanne]

"Lets go hunt some orc" (Aragorn, FOTR.) It jolts me from beautiful Tolkien epic into bad American action film.

 

[The_Ghost_Rider]

Mr freezes attempt to make his henchmen sing in Batman and Robin ...

"NOW SING ! SING !" (hence men try to sing to frosty the snow man)
Note : Mr freeze has fluffy slippers in that scene !

 

[The Hero]

Originally posted by The_Ghost_Rider
Mr freezes attempt to make his henchmen sing in Batman and Robin ...

"NOW SING ! SING !" (hence men try to sing to frosty the snow man)
Note : Mr freeze has fluffy slippers in that scene !

Actualy,I think it was the Snow Miser song.

 

[The_Ghost_Rider]

What ever it was it was f*(king corny ...

Infact im quite scared that you remembered ...

 

[The Green Goblin]

Peter Parker: [relating to M.J. what he supposedly said to Spider-man]
I said, um, Spider-man, I said, uh, the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it.

 

[The Hero]

"I must break you"-from some Rocky movie

 

[Sandman138]

I'm a bad guy, but I'm not a ****ing bad guy. Dusk till Dawn

 

[Duende Verde]

" ICE to see you" - Mr Freeze

 

[WallCrawl]

Originally posted by duende verde
" ICE to see you" - Mr Freeze

Was that actually from Batman and Robin or was that McBain from the Simpsons?

 

[Savage]

Originally posted by The Hero
Please don't tell me thats an actual movie.

...

 

[Mr.Bush]

Super Mario Bros.:

Cop: Your name
Mario: Mario Mario
Cop: Your name
Luigi: Luigi Mario

 

[LadyVader]

Originally posted by Kable24
Actually, that was Robin who said that.

It's the car, chicks dig the car.

As I remember it, and I could be wrong, Batman said this line -or something to that effect- when Chase called him with the bat-signal in Batman Forever.

I wouldn't have a problem if it was robin who said it...

 

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by LadyVader
As I remember it, and I could be wrong, Batman said this line -or something to that effect- when Chase called him with the bat-signal in Batman Forever.

I wouldn't have a problem if it was robin who said it...

Yeah, maybe. I think they both said it, Bats in Forever and Robin in B&R. A crappy ass movie paying homage to a crappy ass movie.

 

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Savage
...

BWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! LOL!!

 

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Jeanne
"Lets go hunt some orc" (Aragorn, FOTR.) It jolts me from beautiful Tolkien epic into bad American action film.

I like that line.It's his previose line about "Holding true to each other" that makes me cringe every time.

 

[The Hero]

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

~~ZAP~~

"The same thing that happens to everything else"

Do you know who wrote that line?

Joss Whedon.

Out of everything they could have taken from his script...they chose that.

 

[Jack Bauer]

"Pop, you're not going to believe this." "Oh, I think I might."

"I can't drive this thing!" "Learn!"

 

[Mee]

Padme': You're breaking my heart!

 

[Poetic Chaos]

I'm a bad guy, but I'm not a ****ing bad guy. Dusk till Dawn

It's "I may be an a$$h0le but I'm not a Fv(kin' a$$h0le."

and that lines classic.

 

[JLBats]

Do you know who wrote that line?

Joss Whedon.

Out of everything they could have taken from his script...they chose that.

Joss maintains that 99 percent of what killed the line was Halle's delivery.

He also did the "You're a dick" exchange.

 

[Clerk]

Transporter 2

Jason: "Im sorry your flight has been cancelled."

Badguy: "Im sorry YOU have been cancelled!"

 

[Shuley]

"Look, you can't just go around killing people" T2

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Transporter:

He's a bastard, but he's still my father.

You're always complaining, except when we make love. Then you say nothing.

and the worst:

You don't need your mouth to pee.