WB: Mr. Nolan, what can we do to bring you back?
C-Nol: Oh I'll do another one. Just let's pretend we're not doing another one till we start on it. That way we can keep focus on my other movie, Inception, and also, by people bugging us on whether or not we'll make another one they won't bother with the "Who's gonna be the villain? Who will play them? Can they top Heath?" I want to keep a tight as a lid on this movie as possible.
WB: Ok, that's fine. What about William Raimey?
C-Nol: Who?
WB: That redneck batman guy with all the ads.
C-Nol: Idk, tell him whatever you want. I make money from movies, not Google adsense. Marketing is your department boys. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a hundred million dollar picture to go make.
(Nolan walks out of meeting and whips out his cell)
C-Nol: Christian; it's C-Nol. They bought it dude. Yeah play dumb, cuz if Michael Caine finds out we're really doing this he'll let something slip. Gary? Idk, if you can find him you can tell him. Dude is like walking camoflauge with his slipping into roles and stuff. Alright, I gotta go look at some lights....just messing bro. Catch you on the flip side.
- Jow