Battleship - Part 1

[Rowsdower!]

No, I haven't. I'm sure I will at some point, so maybe my opinion of him will change, I don't know. I will say that he was at least decent in Haywire.

No interest in seeing Magic Mike though.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Have you seen "21 Jump Street" yet?

Kinda hard to hate the guy after a performance like that...

It is. My sister disliked Tatum far more than I and I dragged it out of her that Tatum was funny and charming in Jump Street.

 

[Matt Mortem]

Saw Battleship today. I left the theater looking for something to wash the stupid out of my head. I'd compare it to Transformers in terms of being an orgy of Special Effects and loose storytelling, but Battleship was just dumb. Straight up dumb. 3/10 for me. Was not impressed.

 

[Ultimatehero]

Still wondering how the hell this thing got into production. Unsure if it's the directing or writing that is making this thing so horrible lol. 3 (or 2)/10.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Saw Battleship today. I left the theater looking for something to wash the stupid out of my head. I'd compare it to Transformers in terms of being an orgy of Special Effects and loose storytelling, but Battleship was just dumb. Straight up dumb. 3/10 for me. Was not impressed.

That's the best comment I heard about this movie so far.

Still wondering how the hell this thing got into production. Unsure if it's the directing or writing that is making this thing so horrible lol. 3 (or 2)/10.

I figured they thought the action would be more appealing. It wasn't.

 

[Octoberist]

When a movie like Battleship can make Michael Bay's Transformers look good, that's when you know a movie like this is bad.

 

[Matt Mortem]

Transformers at least had characters, even if I hated them. Battleship had 2-D cutouts that really were just there to serve the next special effect. Thank God I didn't pay for it.

 

[bullets]

Saw Battleship today. I left the theater looking for something to wash the stupid out of my head. I'd compare it to Transformers in terms of being an orgy of Special Effects and loose storytelling, but Battleship was just dumb. Straight up dumb. 3/10 for me. Was not impressed.

Your avatar completely matches this review , lol.

 

[kane9321]

I tried to like this movie but couldn't. Just a big mess

 

[gzilla46]

I mean, sure it was bad, but to me, it was still enjoyable fun. I guess I'm just one of those guys that enjoys seeing stuff blow up. I know it didn't have much relation to the board game, but still, I had fun watching it. Am I the only one who actually kind of liked this movie?

 

[chaseter]

Yes

 

[gzilla46]

Yes

I doubt that's right.

 

[obin_gam]

It had good combat scenes. But thats it.

 

[gzilla46]

It had good combat scenes. But thats it.

It did. Maybe that's why I found it entertaining.

 

[Majik1387]

I thought the movie was as good as a movie about Battleship could be, but that's not saying much. I still am kind of mind-****ed about the opening 10 minutes.

 

[Abudefduf]

There's nothing wrong with liking a bad movie, as long as you realize that it is a bad movie.

 

[Symbiotic]

I enjoyed Battleship.

 

[Piper Maru]

Battleship...is this the movie based on the board game of the same name?

 

[Majik1387]

Loosely, yes.

 

[Piper Maru]

lol oh Hollywood.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

someone was playing battleship one day and thought "you know that this game needs?"

and then crapped out a screenplay.

 

[Piper Maru]

lmao. that's probably what happened. next thing you'll know we'll be getting a hungry hungry hippos movie, but with a demonic twist, starring al pacino and john goodman.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

 

[Piper Maru]

oh my gawd!!!!

 

[DarkSovereignty]

not gonna lie, I would watch the sh** out of that movie.