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Bought/Thought 11/07/07

Whoa, there was a new issue of Beast Wars this week? :confused:

Angolmois is some kind of energy related to Unicron. It's from the Japanese Beast Wars cartoon, along with about 95% of the comic's cast.
 
I'd much prefer Silverstri over Tan, and I don't really like Silvestri. Quitely, however, I'd take over both of them. I like him.
See, I think Quitely does everything excellently, except the human face. His cheekbones tend to pop too much, everyone's squinting, and people pucker their lips too damn much. I didn't like his New X-Men, and he had my least favorite run in The Authority. But he drew the best cat-Beast, and he good at giving his art a cinematic presence.
 
Bought:

Illuminati #5
Ms. Marvel #21
Shanna the She-devil: Survival of the Fittest #4
Criminal #10
Supervillain Team-up: Modok's 11 #5
Iron Fist #10
Annihilation: Conquest #1
Fantastic Four #550
Fantastic Four #551
Astonishing X-men #23
Jungle Girl #2

Thought:

An all marvel week for me (except one)? That never happens. (Granted I had to put half my books back in the box...damn you, bill$!)

Criminal: This might be the best book Brubaker is currently writing. Looking forward to the return of Tracy and also the Gnarly story...though I can only hope he doesn't have him talking like a Dolemite movie.:dry:

Iron Fist: Sounds like Lei Kung may be planning a coup...:word:

Modok's 11: I'm not that familiar with the writer but I really liked this mini. And Portella's art is better here than in Black Panther for some reason (not that it's bad there).
 
Has Criminal gotten better since the first few issues? It just didn't really grab me.
 
Me either. Which is sad because I love both Brubaker and Phillips.
 
A decently large week to kick off November, but next week will be a REAL wallet buster, so I'll appreciate things while I can. Had a lot of big books this week, too.

As always, FULL spoilers. I hide nothing in the B/T. NO-THING!

Dread's Bought/Thought for 11/7/07:

ANNIHILATION CONQUEST: STARLORD #4:
The best AC mini of the new launches comes to a finish, only Starlord himself doesn't save the day. Well, he helps, but the hero at the end is Gabe, the new Captain Universe. But that really doesn't matter, because the plot of the piece isn't as much fun as the characters themselves and reading their interplay with each other; stuff that Giffen has more than mastered. True, they escape from the Phalanx, Gabe sends the Uni-Force to literally infect one of the Phalanx scientists and learn the "cure" for their transmode virus from them, before using it to bust some tail. There's another showdown with some stuck-up Kree (are there any other kinds of Kree) and the rag-tag team manages to complete their mission (and only one of 'em, Deathbird, actually died), Gabe loses the Uni-Force (but gains some new cybernetic legs), and the team is freshly assembled for their next mission....when/if Giffen gets another few issues. NOVA was already an ongoing before AC started, and is the strongest selling of the bunch. But STARLORD was the best out of the mini's that were launched, and out of all of them has the best shot at being a great ongoing. That mixture of comradery and bickering is something Giffen works so well without having it get annoying or obnoxious. The art by Green II isn't bad, although he seems to work best with non-human figures than humans, oddly. The crew also manages to give the Kree a cure for the Transmode Virus that the Phalanx are using, so that should be key to surviving ANNIHILATION CONQUEST, right? One would think so, but they're not in the first issue, for some reason. Here's hoping.

Which leads us to...

ANNIHILATION CONQUEST #1: Abnett & Lanning start off on their core mini, taking the reigns from industry vet Keith Giffen. The question is whether or not they can pull off a sequel event that is as good as the original. Their one hurdle is there are clear expectations and standards now, as with any sequal. Another stumbling block is they have largely selected a new cast of characters in some regards; no Nova, for instance, or Drax or Silver Surfer. Starlord and his crew don't appear or are even mentioned in this first issue; granted, first issues are usually set-up, and this one does that, but also drops us in the thick of the action. Raney is on art with the same inking/coloring team that usually shadows Finch's work, and it spells some lovely visuals for the book; in some ways it looks grimier than DiVito, but still shiny enough in the right places that it makes the space feel of the past stuff (if that makes sense). Blastaar finds himself at the wrong end of the Phalanx and Phylla & Moondragon give a Cliff's Notes version of the event for Adam Warlock, as well as to any readers who forgot some stuff. Warlock is sans his Soul Gem, thanks to NA: THE ILLUMINATI #2, and the only hints of what occurred are from his ramblings about going insane with feeling the souls of the billions of dead from the Annihilation Wave. He sought to heal himself, but he was awakened too soon and isn't fully himself, despite Moondragon's psychic prods. Ronan, Super-Skrull, Wraith, and the Kree rebels they picked up in WRAITH head towards Ravenous' territory in the name of "the enemy of my enemy is my friend", and get blasted for their trouble; it was interesting seeing someone else draw Wraith. I immediately thought Adam Warlock stole Mary Marvel's new costume (only traded the skirt for long-johns), but in a NEWSARAMA interview, Abnett & Lanning (or DnA as they collectively go by; odd) claim that it was an homage to one of his past costumes, as well as the costume of his evil counterpart, the Magus, and that holds water, too. Naturally, the reveal of ULTRON as the big bad was given away about a week ago, but the reveal that wasn't was that Adam Warlock is apparently seeking the aid of the High Evolutionary, and the two have had history together. HE has been both sides of the fence; sometimes good, sometimes bad, but he is often one of those figures whose actions may seem "evil", but usually has some sort of metahuman goal to it, like enhancing evolution or whatnot, like a god figure (hence why even Thor has matched wits with him on occasion). Raney makes him look great, and that NEWSARAMA interview revealed that this takes place AFTER his turn in MIGHTY AVENGERS, although with multiple bodies or programming signals, Ultron could be in two places at once (or more). While some would have preferred Kang, it makes sense for Ultron to be leading a techno-organic race to remove organic essence as well as conquer, especially the Kree area that the Avengers have defended on occasion. Plus, it gets to stick it to Bendis a little, who turned Ultron into a sissy Nekkid Wasp with proclaims Love for Humanity and acts more like a PMS God than an andriod slayer. You're nobody until you try to take over the universe (or try to steal power from Beyonder, whichever comes first), and this helps elevate Ultron from merely an Earth supervillain into a major league bad-arse. And he needed it to erase the bucket of estrogen that Bendis gave him. Kang needs it too, but he's already big league, messing with time and the universe a few times. Way to go, Abnett & Lanning. I wished that Starlord'd made an appearence, and hopefully he and his crew end up with a big role, because Quasar II, Moondragon, and Wraith just aren't as cool as Nova, Drax, or Surfer were/are. It is good to see some different characters get a chance for some "Holy ****" moments, I just hope that a B-List cast won't effect the oomph of the story. But those are doubts for another time, and I was plenty thrilled with the art and story of this one. Adam Warlock's in a position for a clean slate into being a bad-arse, and Starlord's literally got the cure to the Phalanx about him. It is great seeing Raney on a book like this, with bonafide heroes and villains and a plot I can really get behind, instead of controversial ASM stories from JMS (or Magician issues of ULTIMATE X-MEN *shudder*). At this point, even if AC isn't as awesome as the original, I doubt it is going to suck and it will likely beat out a slew of terran based "events".
It would be awesome, though, if Ultron was undone by Rocket Raccoon. He'd never see it coming. Just like Dr. Doom and Squirrel-Girl.

ASTONISHING X-MEN #23 After almost three-and-a-half-years (AXM #1 shipped May 2004), Whedon & Cassaday's "two year story" is nearing it's conclusion. At first this launch was treated as the new X-flagship, as Morrison's X-Men had been. But due to perennial lateness, decompression and the general unwillingness of Whedon to do more than homage the 80's after the first few issues, this has become it's own separate entity. The only major things it has brought to the rest of the X-Line were new costumes for Cyclops, Wolverine, & Co., and a revived Colossus (and to another extent, Lockheed). However, only until recently have other books that ship more often been allowed to have this line-up. The lateness of the book isn't Whedon's fault, I am convinced; Cassaday has always been prone to delay, but it doesn't help when he not only does side-art for Top Cow, MAD Magazine, and LONE RANGER, but Marvel's editorial board yanks him to do some Avengers related one-shot as soon as the Avengers become "hot ****". But the decompression of the book IS Whedon's fault, and for the last 2-3 arcs, his pacing has been slow to the point that all are at least an issue too long, if not two. 2004 was the age of "6 issues or bust for any and every story", and Whedon's pace has quickened greatly in his RUNAWAYS issues, so he apparently has learned his lesson, albeit not enough to have sped up some of these issues once he wrote 'em. Whedon is a writer who tries to mingle everything into his scripts; adventure, soap opera stuff, and quite a bit of comedy. When it works, it works, and when it doesn't, it doesn't. This issue, though, works. It isn't perfect, but there is pretty much a 2-3 page sequence where Cyclops gets his cajones back, or at least demonstrates that he still has some without Emma Frost or some other damned psychic wench stroking his ego. The art is lovely and so is the pacing; it is pretty much Scott's "I AM MADE OF RAGE" moment. THIS is how to do a bad-ass Cyclops moment. It isn't having him ditch his blue condom suit for his equally ridiculous Morrison yellow jacket left over from the Jubilee collection. It isn't by having him refuse to shave or overcome mental illusions with a handgun, which would be the stupidest thing Whedon wrote in AXM had he not had Logan overcome brainwashing via a beer-can. Seriously, if you buy that baloney senerio, then you have to believe that no psychic illusionist could EVER fool The Punisher. No, having Cyke be a bad-ass is by having him survive torture until the perfect moment and then blasting Powerlord Kruun in the face with a blast that not only toasts him, but demolishes his HQ and, for giggles, frees Wolverine from his withstraints. The question, of course, is whether or not it was worth the build-up of about 3-4 issues, stretched out over about a year, of Cyclops doing nothing. For now I'll say it is. Whedon also does a flashback to issue #22, which if you don't recall it, was about 2 months back, claiming that whole dialogue sequence was a lie to fool Kruun, while the cast has psychic conversations. Now, I can't understand how a bunch of people can verbally have one conversation and psychically have a completely different one. I've heard of multi-tasking, but not even Superman could pull that off, yet it is fairly common in X-Lore. Of course, I never understood how Banshee and Siryn could use their sonic scream to fly or smash stuff WHILE talking without two throats/voiceboxes, either. Whedon didn't invent it with the X-Men, so I won't fault him. I DO get tired of pages devoted to the Breakworlders, because they are the flattest, most generic band of aliens since the Z'Nox. They're token warmongers with a token rebel movement, and it makes no sense that a commanding society that mauls or executes people for the smallest errors could have mastered extensive science techniques like reviving humans from death or traveling across the cosmos, because science by NATURE requires a lot of trial-and-error and all those scientists who made initial mistakes would have been killed by Kruun or his forefathers ages before. Not even Klingons were this bad. Now, I can sit back and not take these aliens so seriously, but it gets hard when they eat up so many pages. But, really, this issue works not only for a kick ass sequence, but because things are moving. Beast & Brand have figured out how Colossus is supposed to destroy the planet, the X-Men and their allies are moving into climax positions, and Scott has revealed his powers. Of course, SOMETHING has to happen in #24 to remove his control, because no other books have paid heed of Cyclops being able to control his blasts. But that doesn't matter to this isolated story. I liked this issue. But delays have killed a lot of this book's impact and it is a sheer travesty that it may stagger into 2008 due to that. If Ellis has any hope on this title, he had better understand the characters like Whedon does, and be willing to write a story that doesn't suck up to the Claremont years. I'd argue the X-Line really doesn't need this book past the Whedon/Cassaday run, but since when has Marvel put rationality before sales?

FANTASTIC FOUR #551: McDuffie's run has been fun and harmless so far, but lacked a bit of "oomph" so far, and this storyline is trying to add some. Unfortunately, it is a time travel story and it makes my brain hurt, especially since the way Marvel works, most time travelers are really reality-travelers, and the very act of going back in time creates some alternate reality. Anyway, the hook here is that Dr. Doom, Black Panther, and Namor from the year 2082 have traveled 75 years back in time to the present to prevent Mr. Fantastic from going through with one of his plans, which will lead to the end of the world as we know it. The Four, meanwhile, are on a high with their upteenth reunion, and are startled by the newcomers, especially Doom, whose mannerisms never instill confidence (especially in Invisible Woman). This also leads us to McDuffie's retcon contribution (it seems every writer has to retcon SOMETHING during his/her run on a book), which was this room that Reed has magically always had in the Baxtor Building for the past 13 (40+) years and has survived endless attacks, movings, removings, and curious teammates. It houses all his theories scribbled on walls and it was where he'd figured out that NOT aiding the SHRA forces would have mathmatically lead to chaos, which is a bit daffy, but makes more sense than some of what JMS was spouting. Reed's always surrounded himself with what I call "comic baloney science", so this fits in that. Apparently, his "plan #101" leads to him saving the world, but Sue leaving him and then Reed becomes distant and iron-fisted in his rule. This is hardly a new idea; WHAT IF? #1 literally had a similar plot, only the catalyst was Spider-Man joining the team circa ASM #1, and I am sure it has been done elsewhere. Anyway, Reed professes to "solve the problem"...by killing Future Namor. Um, no, Reed, that doesn't. Future Namor already HAD the affair with Sue. If you wanted to solve things by killing someone, you'd have to kill PRESENT Namor. Really, this is basic time travel logic. If Future Bob shows up and says, "yeah, you destroy the world because in like 50 years I steal your wife", then you kill Present Bob so Future Bob is altered or erased. Duh. Granted, that isn't the BEST way to handle things, and with Reed's behavior here, as well as in ILLUMINATI #5, I am wondering if he's either a Skrull, or The Brute with new stretchy powers (the Brute was Reed's evil alternate reality counter-part). Of course, considering how often Namor's hit on his wife, Reed's probably wanted to blast SOME version of him for a very long time. As usual, Pelletier's art is solid and I am interested enough to continue giving this a go. I also like Future Doom's design; tunics are for D&D players.

IMMORTAL IRON FIST #10: This is a set up issue, but it is one of those issues, that Brubaker has become proficient in, where the title character doesn't appear, but you hardly notice because the story is so riveting and the supporting characters are able to carry things; of course, Matt Fraction has a hand in this, too. The cover is great and naturally, Aja's the perfect fit for the present day scenes. As Rand is busy in IIF ANNUAL #1 fighting off Hydra agents, Dog Brother #1 battles Bride-of-9-Spiders, and gets his rear kicked off panel. In an interview, Brubaker explained the rules of the tournament better so now I understand it; the tourney goes along until there is one unbeaten fighter, and all of the fighters who have been beaten engage in a "royal rumble" as it were, until the winner of THAT melee battles the champ. Naturally it looks set up so Rand will win that brawl and then fight Davos, and hopefully that DOES happen because stretching out their rivalry past issue #12 or #13 will get irksome, but the trick is the ride getting there. K'un L'un sents out warriors to go fetch Rand, while Hydra gets closer to drilling into the mystical city and starts wasting villagers. And between all that, more flashbacks with Davos and Rand's father, reframing their rivalry for fans not as well versed in it (as well as elaborating on stuff that was exposition back in the 70's-80's. Orson's daughter and Lei-Kung the Thunderer also get some good scenes. And Prince-of-Orphans remains all mysterious. I can't picture the book without Aja and Brubaker/Fraction have this sort of collective genius on this book where their best talents combine on it, and I can't recall a better run for Iron Fist. It doesn't sell terribly well, BUT it's sales have remained steady and level for the past 3-4 issues, with even the annual pulling nearly as many readers as the core issues, which is a good sign (especially since the annual was literally like an issue #9.5). 35k isn't the highest number to have, but what kills books are sales that can't hold steady, and IIF has, which means it has some sort of devoted fanbase. That is good, because this is one of Marvel's best books and runs on a character who has needed it for about a generation, and I don't want it ending anytime soon. And it is proven by an issue that can be suspenseful without a single appearence from the main character.

MYSTIC ARCANA: SISTER GRIMM #1: The Mystic Arcana thing, in terms of sales, has been a misfire, all but vanishing from the Top 100. The story seems broken up into one-shots yet connected, and people who only buy the theme they want, instead of all, are a little lost. It offers a solo Nico from RUNAWAYS story by Cebulski, former editor of RUNAWAYS vol. 1, with art by Noto. It isn't a break-out tale but it is entertaining for a one-shot thing, noting down the hooks of Nico's character (aside for her ability to kiss everyone) and has her battle yet another shadow from her parents' past. She doesn't exactly win, but he survives and walks off to rejoin her new family, which is appropriate for the tale. It also shows that Cebulski, with more of the cast and a capable artist, could probably pen RUNAWAYS himself, although he won't get the chance for the near future. It is bemusing to me that the book is titled by Nico's codename, which she hasn't used personally for over two years in real time. The overarching story is kid mage Ian McNee, who seems to look like a cross between Harry Potter and John Lennon, collecting these magical artifacts, and ends up nearly unleashing the great demon Chthon. I understood some of the bits thanks to my knowledge and Handbooks, but I found myself not really caring too much. Unlike ANNIHILATION, which actually made me jazzed for space heroes, MA hasn't done much to try to get me to be a magic lover. BKV's THE OATH did more.
 
Part II:

NEW AVENGERS: ILLUMINATI #5: The conclusion of the mini and naturally the prelude to Bendis' EVENT TURD #3, or as he calls it, SECRET INVASION. The title literally merges two titles at once and it was very distracting to the eye, like that sailboat painting in MALLRATS. It follows closely from NEW AVENGERS in which Jessica Drew dumps Skrull Elektra's corpse to Iron Man & SHIELD for answers. Iron Man naturally has none. I wondered right off the bat how dense Dr. Strange was, confused as to who's body it was. Like Iron Man would have risked gathering together your non-team for any OTHER corpse if it wasn't the Skrull one that you just saw. Christ, you guys didn't even gather when CAP died. The plot, naturally, follows the same formula as the SI story has seemed to go along so far; the Skrulls are now able to hide their forms despite enhanced senses, magical spells, or even psychic probes or technology. Bendis toys with the idea that some of these characters, like Black Bolt, have been impersonated since the end of the Kree-Skrull war, which would have been circa 1972. That means 35 years in real time, or at least the past 7-8 years of the 13 that have been "Marvel Time" from 1961-present. It alludes that Elektra may have been impersonated since Bullseye killed her during the Frank Miller days, but naturally Elektra is also adapt at hiding from SHIELD anyway. Speaking of Frank Miller, Retcons to Bendis are like Machismo & The Madonna/****e Complex to Miller; they appear in every story they write, to the point where you wonder if said writer could write anything, even a grocery list, without them. To Frank Miller they are pulp elements, circa novels from the 40's-50's, so while it hasn't helped many of his recent works, you can understand it as a theme. Like Steven King and twisted horror. But for Bendis, retcons seem more selfish, as they are a writer's attempt to reach into generations past and stick their stamp on it, to piss on the same ground as the Silver Age greats. For Bendis it always leads to heroes infighting, heroes acting like inept *****ebags, and lots and lots of babble. And a conclusion that isn't a conclusion, but leads to more soap. And this issue has all that in spades. Iron Man believes that this Skrull invasion is the cause of all of their recent misery, seeming to forget the notion that it was HIS CHOICE to back the SHRA not only after he'd advocated to Congress to squash it pre-Stanford, but after he, as well as Wasp & Wonder Man, stopped a similar law from being passed during the ACTS OF VENGEANCE storyline in the 80's. It was HIS CHOICE to lock his friends up, to support the enforcement of a law that was the superhero equalivent to martial law. It was HIS CHOICE to throw his allies into the Negative Zone or to team up with vicious, murdering super-villains for back-up. HIS CHOICE to exploit the death of his friend Steve to try to arrest the New Avengers. Same as it was Reed's choice to do all the things he did, including support such a law and create Clor. He seemed overly eager to dissect the Skrull, leading one to wonder if he was one himself, or maybe even The Brute. Cheung's art is great and there is a great action sequence with the Bolt-Skrull as well as some other enhanced Skrulls. Before anyone gets into a tizzy, I doubt Bendis would step on Whedon's shoes, since everyone seems to hero-worship him for his mundane cult series. The Skrulls have been able to genetically create "metal skin" since 1991 when Piabok the Power Skrull showed up. They even have been able to replicate psychic powers with Super-Skrull in the 60's with his "hyponotic gaze". They can also graft bio-electric powers, such as with Lyra the Laserfist, and could replicate a Thor with technology like Reed & Pym did. I think these scenes were playing on paranoia. That said, the Black Bolt thing was itself a big reveal, and I fear more coming soon. I really don't understand what compels Bendis to be unable to write any story without F'ing with the past or making heroes seem like ****'s. So, #5 ends with the team breaking up and Iron Man alone in his despair, much like #1 or the prelude one-shot ended. The final issue of what is argueably a 6 part story ends the same as it began, with the team in disunion, hating each other and whatnot. And endings like that make you feel like you wasted your time. Bendis writes heroes as if they have never allied against any threat, or ever been able to put aside feelings for a greater good, or who can never put friendship and morality before ego (while, very often, having them talk like emotionally inbred 12 year old's, albeit not in this issue). The Illuminati themselves are a retcon that makes no sense; most of these guys were in SECRET WARS, and yet they couldn't stop their teams from infighting. Imagine how much better the MU would have been had these figures united their teams via this alliance, only they CAN'T because it is a FARKING RETCON so you HAVE to depict it this way. Bendis obviously doesn't like superheroes as he feels the need to belittle, screw up, or abandon every genre expectation and detail that they require, yet he is given free reign over them because he sells well, and because the current crop of editors are the most spineless set of editors who ever existed. The Skrulls have become a bit of a cliche and some could argue are hard to take as a serious threat, being little green men and all. In theory, a story where an invasion by them is done justice SHOULD be a good thing. But as always with Bendis, his execution almost always renders his ideas useless at best and horrid disasters at most. People try to buck me up by going, "Hey, Claremont, Bryne, etc. had their time, but they faded away, and Bendis surely will in 10-20 years". That may be true. But what sort of twisted, self-defeating superhero universe will have been bred in his stead? No wonder Nova left as soon as he could. Heroes like him have no use in Bendis, Millar & Joe Q's Marvel, where all heroes are villains and all villains are just things in the background to incite the hero infighting. When someone as jaded, cynical, and bitter as me is getting tired of this bleak crap, things have hit a sort of low. Pfft, against a backdrop like this, ANNIHILATION CONQUEST has no competition.

THE ORDER #4: I may resort to begging to save this book, one of those rare Marvel books that introduces new characters, isn't set in NYC, and offers great superheroics with great art and isn't bleak at all, post-Initiative. Sales indicate it won't last past issue #12, but damn it, I want it to. This issue focuses on Maggie Marie, a.k.a. Veda, who has the power to create earth-golems that she commands. As par for the course, the character focus of each issue introduces you to these new faces and really gets you to empathize with them. Maggie is an actress/supermodel/stuntwoman who plays the Hollywood game so she can donate her rich earnings to her charity, which takes care of orphans and teaches them karate (which she has mastered herself). Unable to physically bare children herself, she compensates with her devotion to her orphans, as well as can "feel" her golems when they are destroyed, being upset every time. Fraction also keeps the main subplot going; the invasion of "Zobo's" continues, and they figure out that someone, most likely a rogue government faction led by "The M.A.N. from S.H.A.D.O.W." is testing their defenses with military precision, and the civilians who get hurt along the way are a non-issue (nor are the leagues of homeless turned into "zobo's"). Henry/Anthem and Pepper also have to deal with local politicians trying to evict them from their landmark building, and a sex tape of Aralune that will inevitably hit the media a-la' Paris Hilton. There also is the crisis of one of the ex-Order teammates having been murdered by one of the other rejects, one of which has been hired by the enemy. The subplot between Calamity and the guy who crippled him is concluded with some textbook effective suspence pacing by Fraction and I won't ruin it here; let's just say it plays on the fan trend to assume the worst in their heroes nowadays. And that is also part of what makes the book so special. The characters bicker sometimes, but they are all in their own ways decent people. They're not *****ebags. Even the military hardliners like Supernaut and Heavy aren't complete insensitive jerkbags like most military types are written as. These are superheroes as they should be: compelling without being rotten; noble without being perfect; flawed without being crippled by said flaws; and diverse without being divisive. So far, at least. Yeah, the era of Bendis/Millar/Joe Q has jaded most Marvel fans, and at least Fraction knows how to play on that for twists. All of these new characters, within the span of 4 issues or less, have become far better characters than Sentry has in YEARS of comic appearances. Yet Sentry is about to get to fight the Hulk in a top selling comic, and The Order are slipping down the Top 100 like they're printed on oil and need Dan Slott to be acknowledged elsewhere. As Aralune may say, "Life isn't fair, y'all." Anyway, the issue was another great installment that furthered the story and got me to appreciate Veda as a character, which is good because you rarely see too many "earth golem summoners" on superhero teams anymore (unlike, say, speedsters, tanks, armored types, etc. who are the norm). And Kitson's art matches the book very well, and I doubt he could be replaced. BUY. THIS. BOOK! It is the best thing Fraction writes solo.

SUPER-VILLAIN TEAM-UP: MODOK'S 11 #5: This fun, random caper mini comes to a conclusion with more double, triple, and quadruple crosses than you can keep track of, but somehow it comes along because the tone isn't serious. Van Lente is a writer I'd never heard of, but he impressed me greatly with this little run, and I look forward to more Marvel work from him in the future. Portela's art has been great, as well, along with the stable coloring of Guru eFX. Rocket Racer winds up smashed into a mountain, Nightshade seems to steal half of Mandarin's famous rings, the Ultra Adaptoid is defeated, Living Laser essentially becomes Dr. Manhattan (only with a dark sense of humor), and it ends with what has to be the best line I have read in ages, all from MODOK: "Killing my greatest enemy? Exquisite. Tricking my greatest enemy into paying me a billion dollars to kill her...PRICELESS. Hark to me, minions! Today I destroyed my ex-girlfriend! Tomorrow...the WORLD!" C'mon, that is bad-ass. Van Lente has managed to make that floating cyber-dwarf awesome, which is no easy feat. Van Lente has also established Nightshade, Armadillo, and Puma as a capable little trio, and I wonder if any other writers will play on that, especially in the age of villain mobilization. One little quibble; Nightshade restored Puma's powers via one of her genetic "werewolf" patches last issue, and it isn't anywhere to be seen this one. And one could figure that she could use that to keep Puma working for her, unless he figures a way to get his totem restored to him. But this was a good little escapist ride with some under-used villains. It is a little annoying that Mandarin II lost his hand and half his rings, but he could hopefully reclaim them in the future. Overall, a successful mini that was under-read.

Marvel Zombies (Handbook): Released in Sept., despite the title, the inside is much like a Marvel Horror 2007 edition. But looking at sales, one can see why Marvel went this route. Marvel Horror 2005 sold 16k; this version, over 30.5k. By merely slapping on the MZ title and cover, they nearly doubled the sales for the semi-annual Handbook special. One could argue that milking retailers like that is a bit cynical, but the Handbooks usually need all the help they can get, as the special editions outsell the normal A-Z issues anyway.
 
I'll keep things brief.

Immortal Iron Fist: This arc is great fun, and Brubaker knows it. By establishing the tournament and all of the rival cities to K'un Lun, he can create odd characters who really don't need to be too fleshed out, and let them roll. At the same time, more significant support characters like Lei Kung and Randall's daughter are being well set-up for whatever role they will play in the climax of this arc. Wouldn't have minded seeing Danny, though.

Cable and Deadpool: Deadpool and Bob, Agent of Hydra, land in the Baxter Building, as Weasel intended, but not at the right time. Rather, it is several years in the past. Deady is annoying, so the old FF are all for helping him get back to his own time, while Weasel and the current FF (here still including Storm and Black Panther) are trying to make sure they pull him back because they don't want him mucking up the past. It does a good job towards the end, as Bob considers the effect of meeting versions of Captain America and the Fantastic Four that are not familiar with him has on Deadpool, who is legitimately trying to become a super-hero. He gets a prime oppurtunity, as it concludes with Dr. Strange requesting his aid in saving the world.

New X-Men: Everyone hangs out at the mansion, scared for their safety. Oh, and they continue to be fleshed out as one of the most interesting character ensembles Marvel has. 'Nuff said.
 
Dread said:
They're token warmongers with a token rebel movement, and it makes no sense that a commanding society that mauls or executes people for the smallest errors could have mastered extensive science techniques like reviving humans from death or traveling across the cosmos, because science by NATURE requires a lot of trial-and-error and all those scientists who made initial mistakes would have been killed by Kruun or his forefathers ages before. Not even Klingons were this bad. Now, I can sit back and not take these aliens so seriously, but it gets hard when they eat up so many pages.
You've mentioned this a lot, and I have always found it a curious complaint.

Science fiction is literally filled to the brim with warmongering alien species that do nothing but warmonger and rape and brutalize their own with backasswards inane notions of civilization, and yet still manage to achieve warp speed spaceships and crazy robot technology. Marvel has more than its own share of alien races that fit this scheme, the most obvious being the Skrulls whose entire culture as we've seen seems to be based on the notion of being the biggest jerkass possible to everything with a pulse and most things without. Races like the Shi'ar -- who, as far as I'm concerned, have never been portrayed as anything less than crazy birdbrained sociopaths at best and genocidal tyrants at worst -- are supposed to be the most technologically-advanced empire in the entire universe. Even the Kree were not without their own backwards notions -- what was that again about them exterminating ninety-percent of their own race at one time? -- at least until Annihilation saw fit to class them as the "hero race" of the story. Hell, the Annihilation Wave itself was one gigantic surge of insectoid barbarian brutality of epic proportions...and the technology the Wave had at their disposal, brought from their own homeworld, was at least the equal of their "civilized" opponents, if not utterly outclassing them.

And all that is just Marvel, and just from the very few races that have been spotlighted as of late. DC has Khunds, Durlans, and the aptly-named Dominators just off the top of my head. It can be easily argued that brutal, savage alien species that yet manage to have far more advanced technology than ours is far more a norm in science fiction than it is otherwise; what's the use of devising an "evil species" for your heroes to fight, after all, if they're just dumb, inarticulate cavemen shooting you with arrows?
 
You've mentioned this a lot, and I have always found it a curious complaint.

Science fiction is literally filled to the brim with warmongering alien species that do nothing but warmonger and rape and brutalize their own with backasswards inane notions of civilization, and yet still manage to achieve warp speed spaceships and crazy robot technology. Marvel has more than its own share of alien races that fit this scheme, the most obvious being the Skrulls whose entire culture as we've seen seems to be based on the notion of being the biggest jerkass possible to everything with a pulse and most things without. Races like the Shi'ar -- who, as far as I'm concerned, have never been portrayed as anything less than crazy birdbrained sociopaths at best and genocidal tyrants at worst -- are supposed to be the most technologically-advanced empire in the entire universe. Even the Kree were not without their own backwards notions -- what was that again about them exterminating ninety-percent of their own race at one time? -- at least until Annihilation saw fit to class them as the "hero race" of the story. Hell, the Annihilation Wave itself was one gigantic surge of insectoid barbarian brutality of epic proportions...and the technology the Wave had at their disposal, brought from their own homeworld, was at least the equal of their "civilized" opponents, if not utterly outclassing them.

And all that is just Marvel, and just from the very few races that have been spotlighted as of late. DC has Khunds, Durlans, and the aptly-named Dominators just off the top of my head. It can be easily argued that brutal, savage alien species that yet manage to have far more advanced technology than ours is far more a norm in science fiction than it is otherwise; what's the use of devising an "evil species" for your heroes to fight, after all, if they're just dumb, inarticulate cavemen shooting you with arrows?

All those Marvel aliens you mentioned have had more stories to flesh them out, or at least expand a bit on their one-note thing. They also, along with many other alien stories, were stories of their time, during the Cold War. All the races you mentioned debuted in the 60's. One would expect "post-modern" aliens to be more, well, interesting.

The Breakworld was created in 2005, and one would expect someone with Whedon's hype factor to at least be able to come up with something original, rather than just creating the same damned stock aliens that have been created for the past 45 years. But I know better than to argue Whedon with you. I don't mean it as an insult; I just mean it as you admit clearly on your title to being a hardcore fan, and it'd be like telling Linus his Great Pumpkin isn't real. It'd be futile.

Whedon has talent, I just wouldn't call him "innovative". He has done NOTHING, not one damned thing, with these Breakworlders that I haven't seen a billion times before, and that schtick is long past it's expiration date.
 
Plus, it gets to stick it to Bendis a little, who turned Ultron into a sissy Nekkid Wasp with proclaims Love for Humanity and acts more like a PMS God than an andriod slayer.
Setting aside the female body, I really see nothing wrong with Ultron's actual characterization, and is certainly not "sissy". She's been offing people without compunction throughout, notably the Sentry's wife. She said she loves humanity as she was coldly exterminating them, thanking them for creating her even as she tries to render them extinct.
 
All those Marvel aliens you mentioned have had more stories to flesh them out, or at least expand a bit on their one-note thing. They also, along with many other alien stories, were stories of their time, during the Cold War. All the races you mentioned debuted in the 60's. One would expect "post-modern" aliens to be more, well, interesting.

The Breakworld was created in 2005, and one would expect someone with Whedon's hype factor to at least be able to come up with something original, rather than just creating the same damned stock aliens that have been created for the past 45 years. But I know better than to argue Whedon with you. I don't mean it as an insult; I just mean it as you admit clearly on your title to being a hardcore fan, and it'd be like telling Linus his Great Pumpkin isn't real. It'd be futile.

Whedon has talent, I just wouldn't call him "innovative". He has done NOTHING, not one damned thing, with these Breakworlders that I haven't seen a billion times before, and that schtick is long past it's expiration date.
So your complaints don't actually have anything to do with their brutality/advancement contradiction in spite of your bringing it up at every single opportunity in every single instance you've ever mentioned the Breakworlders since this arc began, but simply to do with the fact that you don't find them interesting enough for the modern age.

Okay.
 
Setting aside the female body, I really see nothing wrong with Ultron's actual characterization, and is certainly not "sissy". She's been offing people without compunction throughout, notably the Sentry's wife. She said she loves humanity as she was coldly exterminating them, thanking them for creating her even as she tries to render them extinct.

Ultron would never say, "I love you" to the human race for any reason. Did Ultron proclaim his love for people when he was wasting entire nations during the Busiek/Perez run? I think not.

Plus, wouldn't he turn to Hank Pym, whose brainwaves made his original AI, and not Janet? Janet's brainwaves were Jocasta. But, wait, that's right, Bendis is too good for research, and no editor would dare correct him at this stage.

MIGHTY AVENGERS Ultron is just Token Shiny Cho Girl, because Cho is famous for boobies. Catering to an artist to the lowest degree and playing to cliche'. "Oh, look, Cho! Boobies!"
 
Ultron would never say, "I love you" to the human race for any reason. Did Ultron proclaim his love for people when he was wasting entire nations during the Busiek/Perez run? I think not.
No, but he admitted he was a "family man" and almost every Ultron story involves him trying to create a family like those old B-movies starring Frankenstein's Monster.
Plus, wouldn't he turn to Hank Pym, whose brainwaves made his original AI, and not Janet?
This whole angle has been pretty goofy (I'm not expecting an explanation in any detail), but Ultron's offered explanation was "Because I love you" to Jan, so s/he's still based on Pym's personality.
 
So your complaints don't actually have anything to do with their brutality/advancement contradiction in spite of your bringing it up at every single opportunity in every single instance you've ever mentioned the Breakworlders since this arc began, but simply to do with the fact that you don't find them interesting enough for the modern age.

Okay.

The brutality/advancement contradiction is just one of the many reasons WHY they aren't interesting enough for the modern age. It is the core reason, because that is all we know of them. One could argue that N-Zone Bugs at least have that bug mentality of being able to unite to build spectacular things, like a hive or an anthill in nature or whatnot. The Breakworlders literally outlaw HOSPITALS. Minions lose LIMBS for telling bad news. No scientist would have lived to invent the wheel-barrel, much less spacecraft. For aliens created 40+ years ago, we can understand the mentality of the age of society and let things go. But for 2004-2005, I demand a little more out of original alien creations to be at all impressed.

If Whedon just wanted to use the Z'Nox, he should have just used the Z'Nox, rather than create clones of them.
 
I loved the first Annihilation. It had a few characters I was semi-familar with. Silver Surfer, Super Skrull, Galactus, Thanos, Death and a few others were all HGUE parts of the story. The Starlord Mini for Conquest was amazing. I really wish I could say the same about the Quasar and Wraith ones, as well as the first issue of the new series. They wern't.

Starlord seems to be one of those 'off-branch' characters that not many people knwo a lot about, but the ones that do love him, ala Immortal Iron Fist. That's cool, the Starlord mini was pretty badass, I'm not denying that. But seriously. I couldn't give two ****s less about Moondragon, or this Quasar lesbian chick. Groot, the two bug guys, even Rocket Raccoon and mister Uni-Power. If they ALL died, I wouldn't even give it a second thought.

In Annihilation, we had things like Galactus, who was a HUGE character in terms of how strong he potentially can be, as well as Silver Surfer and Thanos get their asses handeded to them. Annihilation literally made me wonder if they were really going to end up winning, or what the hell was going to happen. Annihilation had me from the first moment of the prologue, throughout all the mini's, and throughout the whole main mini. Even the first issue of the main Annihilation book had me wanting more.

Conquest? I honestly wouldn't care if the book dropped off the face of the earth, and just never shipped another copy, kinda like Ult Hulk/Wolv. I had high hopes for it comming in, and gave it a chance, but I realistically can't see myself buying the rest of this series, and if any of you know much about me, it's probably that I tend to blindly follow a series till it's over (Trials of Shazam, Nightwing/Robin OYL, things like that) unless I actually dread buying/reading it.

That's how I feel about Conquest right now. I'm a little bit pissed that I've spent what, around 40$ on this and I still don't like much of what is going on.

Annihilation Conquest 1 of 6 gets a solid D-. It jsut doesn't have that sense of "holy **** the universe is about to be destoryed" like the original one did. Maybe it's because it's being done so soon after Annihilation was done, or maybe it's just I overall don't care for any of the charaters in it. Who knows. Personally, I think had they done this maybe a year or two down the road from now, it would of been a much better story. Or if say Conquest was the first story, and the original Annihilation was the Sequel it would be a lot better, but this just isn't something I can see myself buying.
 
Annihilation: Conquest: Star-Lord #4
I don't think I'm quite as enamored of this mini as many might be, but even so I think this issue really picks up the pace and knocks it out of the park. Giffen turns the quirky dial up the freaking eleven here, and everyone benefits.

And everything here ends in a pretty satisfying way, with a solution that's both logical in this context and funny as hell besides. I just want to put the Uni-Force in the same room with Worldmind and see what happens.

Mostly, of course, I'd like to see more Groot.

(7.9 out of 10)


Annihilation: Conquest #1
...Did we just get Black Adam Warlock?

Heh, good one.

So...not quite as epic a start as the last one, and comparisons with the last one are going to hurt this a bit, but it's fitting to the scope and tone of the series so far. It's surprising that so relatively little of the four prelude minis to this actually end up affecting this first issue; we spend most of our time with Quasar, Moondragon, and Warlock, two pages total with Wraith, Ronan, and Kl'rt...and the remaining two minis, Star-Lord and Nova, end up not being relevant to this issue at all, although we knew beforehand that it was going to be the case with Nova. It's not what I would have expected, but there's also really nothing wrong with this setup so far, so no complaints I suppose.

It really only figures that the universe is going to be doomed because of Hank Pym. I mentioned elsewhither that I really like Ultron as the mastermind of this; I'm looking forward to El Diablo Robotico Sr.'s crazy evil schemes here. Ultron is basically just mainstream enough and just influential enough to have pulled something like off.

The High Evolutionary here is...interesting. He's obviously significant to this, though I'd be hard-pressed to guess exactly how.

The art is quite good, of course, although it's going to take me a while to get used to Ronan with pupils.

So there's not really that much here, though what is here is on the good side. We'll see how this all unfurls.

(7.3 out of 10)


The All-New Atom #17
"Will you be needing help pumping gas, Agent Prince?"
"Very amusing."

Oh, Gail Simone. When won't you be slyly appeasing the online fanbase?

It makes sense for Giganta to be a big factor (Heh, good one.) in this issue obviously, since Ryan and her had that thing a while back in this series and she's obviously a big villain (HAH!) to Wonder Woman who's guest-starring here. On the other hand, I'm calling for a bit a BS on the narrative here and Ryan's character development. The last time we saw Doris Zuel, she was trying to eat him. There was a total of zero chemistry between them, and the whole thing ended with -- if I'm not remembering it wrong -- an alien sewer god's bid for dominion of the city. And now he's apparently all chummy with her, on a romantic basis even, and by the end of the issue falls head over heels in a complete Knight Protector way? See, the place we're at by the end of the issue is a good place to be and it's completely conceivable that Ryan would arrive there at some point; it just feels like we took about fourteen shortcuts on the road here. Which, it has to be said, is a storytelling flaw that Simone is not unknown for.

On the other other hand, Simone has established pretty well in the past and even points out in this very issue that Ryan has a reeeally weak spot for the gorgeous wimmens. It is as much a valid reoccuring character trait as it could possibly be, any way you look at it.

On the other other other hand, anything that brings back to mind the abortion that was "Jia" should be dealt with as quickly and with as much violence as humanly possible.

I do have to laugh at the irony of the pairing; enlarging Giganta with the shrinking Atom? To my knowledge it's never been been done before, which is surprising. Simone has fun with all repeat aaallll of the fetishes here and gets away with it too.

How's Wonder Woman fare here, in her first time post-IC written by Simone before her own comic with Simone even begins? She fares okay. She's professional and capable -- Nemesis even asks for her suggestion in a tactical situation, for once -- with a mild dose of amused self-awareness. We get to the end with her pummling an unconscious Giganta, though, and I'm getting more than just a bit uncomfortable with it. She apologizes with an "Amazon blood tends to run a bit hot" excuse, but it still sits oddly with me. Wonder Woman losing her temper with some of her villains is not unheard of in the least, but my problem here is that Giganta doesn't actually do anything here that would get her so hot and bothered, so to speak. Feels like yet another example of Simone taking shortcuts with character and story; yeah, it could happen, it's just not set up very well the way she depicts it.

We'll get to see more of all three of them next issue though, so there's time yet to make up for any unfortunate missteps.

(7 out of 10)


Metal Men #4
Y'know, I'm literally stunned at myself that I actually ended up understanding this, because I'll be damned if this isn't one of the most confusing stories I've ever read in my life. And I've read Piers Anthony, people.

I have the cute robots to thank, frankly. They're just so cute and charming and funny, it makes even this
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ish art seem really likeable. So I was determined to understand this. I was determined to understand this for the sake of the cute robots. And I'm glad I did, 'cause what I ended up with was actually really nice, enjoyable story with an assload of personality. And there's still four issues of it to go!

(8.1 out of 10)


Fallen Angel #21
I don't mind these Jude-goes-emo stories, really I don't; I just wish that they wouldn't completely supercede the Fallen Angel herself. Lee appears here in a total of three panels. Three panels out of her own book. Counting the issue before this, it makes for..what? Six, maybe seven panels in two issues? Of her own book. And I just can't imagine that it's so inconceivable for PAD to have worked her into the plot of this issue a bit more. It's not that the story we get here is bad; it's simply that Jude isn't likeable and Lee is. It's really that simple.

(6.8 out of 10)
 
No, but he admitted he was a "family man" and almost every Ultron story involves him trying to create a family like those old B-movies starring Frankenstein's Monster.

Well, not EVERY story. There was Jocasta, Ultron "Mark"-5, and "War Toy" in the 90's. Three notable stories, and Jocasta would linger for many years.

This whole angle has been pretty goofy (I'm not expecting an explanation in any detail), but Ultron's offered explanation was "Because I love you" to Jan, so s/he's still based on Pym's personality.

That just seemed like a bare excuse. Even the solicts take advantage of Cho's cheesecake aura, while the dismal sales of SHANNA's last two mini's should really start informing the editorial board that cheesecake just doesn't sell as well as it did a nearly a decade ago, when WITCHBLADE was hot.
 
Whoa, there was a new issue of Beast Wars this week? :confused:

Angolmois is some kind of energy related to Unicron. It's from the Japanese Beast Wars cartoon, along with about 95% of the comic's cast.

No, my shop FINALLY got issue 2 after Diamond shorted them weeks ago. Sorry, my bad.

I wish they'd kind of clarified that in the issue. The Gathering mini was pretty self-contained and required no real knowledge outside of Beast Wars, so it kind of disturbs me to see Furman catering so much to fans with an intimate knowledge of the Japanese cartoons. Hopefully this will be rectified next issue.

I'd really love a mini series bridging the gap between G1 and Beast Wars. Dreamwave never would've done it, because they tried making their continuity the one to sync with Beast Wars, but with IDW, that's clearly not the intention, so I think it'd be a good idea.
 
most of these guys were in SECRET WARS, and yet they couldn't stop their teams from infighting.

No they weren't. Only Xavier and Reed were. If you're going to criticise over continuity you'd do well to be correct about it.
 
gildea said:
Only Xavier and Reed were.
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I like how you just gave him starkly incorrect continuity when you're griping about him griping without knowing continuity. It's really ironic. It's as if you're drunk like an alcoholic or something.
 

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