I was in a hurry and totally forgot about One More Day and Wraith. I guess I'll just read them next week. I'd probably just btch about the former and shrug noncommittally about the latter, anyway.
Faith the Vampire Slayer #6
Ha! On solicitations of the Jo Chen cover, she forgot Faith's iconic* arm tattoo; in the actual issues, it's been drawn on. Attention to detail = win.
Brain Kay Vaughn's first issue; how does he do? He does pretty damn good. The plot is simple yet inspired. Simple in that the whole "fish out of water...undercover!" is practically a bad cliche in its own way; inspired in that it's the perfect,
perfect story for Faith. And BKV writes a pretty damn good Faith. I have high hopes for where he's taking this story.
We haven't seen enough of Genevieve for me to care one way or another about her, although so far so good. It was mentioned by Vaughan in one interview or another that she was going to be Paris Hilton as a Slayer, and I thank the dark gods that she didn't quite end up being...that. She actually ends up feeling a bit like a character you could grow to like. Maybe even on a recurring scale?
Giles' tedious expositioning got a bit much, especially when they got to the parts which flashed "
RECAP FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T FOLLOW THE SERIES!" in bright glaring lime text and included some of the most stilted summarizin' I've ever read -- "For you see Faith there was one Slayer but now there are many and there were Watchers but not there are none and there was a Sunnydale that got crater'd are you following this kcool" -- but then, the act of expositioning is such a Giles thing that I'm willing to let it go. Rupey probably just wanted to give a good solid exposition after all this time cooped up with nothing to explain to anyone.
I hope we see Robin again soon; he was good for Faith, and I want him to continue being good for Faith. On the other hand, the possibility of Buffy/Xander? Ugh. No. A 'verse of no.
Jeanty's been good for this series so far, but the quality of this issue is a bit of a miss for me. His Giles is fine, but his Faith's...uh, face sometimes has a bit
too much detail for his kind of style. Particularly egregious is the panel where she attacks Giles with that fork. I mean, fish-lips a
hoy.
And a quick shout-out to Xander's Sunnydale Swim Team t-shirt.
*It's iconic to
me, anyway.
(8.4 out of 10)
Countdown #34
I kinda started to choke on my own vomit hen I got to the part with Wally electrotorturing two wounded men, one of whom was his close friend, because...something. I'm not exactly sure why he was torturing them. Because he was mad? But they are telling him that they are innocent and that they didn't kill Bart! Even if he doesn't believe them, shouldn't he hold off on the, oh, needless physical abuse until he was actually sure? I suppose
actual physical evidence is not something that heroes are particularly particular to, in the DCU? Either that, or Wally actually read the original Guggenheim-written version of events regarding Flash: the Fastest Man Alive #13, as opposed to the Countdown retcon. Maybe he just wanted information? Well, both of them were blabbing their mouths off from the first second so, no, that's not it either. Maybe it's just that every single person who appears in this comic gets smacked with the dumbass stick a couple of times? Yeah, maybe.
Jimmy's story moves along a bit, mostly just to reveal that...it's all a mystery and we don't know the answers yet. Christ. Pretty pictures, though.
Klarion the Witch Boy appears to Mary Marvel, and they do something. And Karate Kid and Una do something with Orr. I think it was Orr. Maybe it's another character now.
Next week: Kyle Rayner. Oh dear Buffy please don't hurt him too much with your dumbass stick, Countdown writers.
(4.5 out of 10)
Speaking of which...
The All-New Atom #15
I suppose I just can't help myself. I saw Kyle Rayner on that first page and was just like, ahhhh...this was a pleasant surprise. Even knowing about the crap he's been through the past several months, even dreading the direction they're taking him in Countdown, even with that godawful costume they've put him in (which, to be fair, looks remarkably decent under Norton's pencils)...seeing him anywhere is always a pleasant surprise. I will confess that I tried
very hard but didn't quite succeeding in preventing the pout of disappointment from escaping my lips when I saw that he wasn't going to be in much of the issue at all. I was looking forward to seeing how Simone would tackle him.
But the rest of the issue? Makes the hell up for it. I mean, they pretty much had me at the giant Japanese Toho Tokusatsu monsters. And then Simone had to throw in quotes like "Tell my head wife I have love her head very much!" and it's just wonderful. And then lizard porn. It's utter wacky fun, and it delivers. Where else are you going to get lizard porn? Well, other than in the GL Corps.
And then the subplot of Dean Maryland or whatever and Ray Palmer comes back in, and...well, this part is
not that great. I mean, this is obviously A Bad Guy. There's not a single reader alive reading this who's going to think even for a nanosecond that this guy is not A Bad Guy and that everything he says isn't pure Bad Guy talk obscuring the facts and obfuscating our hapless hero. And yet here Ryan is, listening to his Bad Guy talk...and completely, utterly believes him. Takes him at face value. I mean, he
says he doesn't, but he obviously does. It's so naive as to be practically unbelievable. And it's kind of what happened during the last arc of this comic, "Jia," which is also exactly what made that arc so bad. Jia was this conniving, irritating, dishonest, weak, snivelling, manipulative, undesirable woman...and it was bluntly apparent to everyone single person in the room except for Ryan himself. Here, Dean Juneland or whatever is
obviously just as conniving and manipulative and untrustworthy...and Ryan just falls for it hook line and sinker. There is such a thing as having a character trait, but something about this just takes me straight out of the story. It's the whole
Genre Blindness thing.
(8 out of 10)
The Black Canary Wedding Planner
Hmm. I decided ultimately not to pick this up because it just didn't seem to have any kind of purpose. It's not
bad, really; it's groan-inducing at points and passably humorous in others, but mostly I just couldn't get the point. Characterizations are decent enough, there's sort of an overall plot tying these things together...but it just didn't hit me the right way. It was just blander than it should have been. Dinah gets stressed over the wedding...and then she gets unstressed. Huh.
It's kind of unfair, in some ways; DC gets ragged for being very grim too often now and not focusing enough on lightheartedness (which is why I generally support titles like Atom and Blue Beetle as if my life depended on it), but here's a one-shot that's basically just a lighthearted short story of happy yay goody yay, and I still can't quite get into what they're trying to do. I don't really want this wedding to be very grim -- I swear to Buffy, I'm going to start throwing potatoes at people if Dinah starts to talk yet some more about how her whole relationship with Ollie is Serious Business with Serious Implications -- but I don't want a sugarcoated rendition of it either. It
is possible to be lighthearted while still dealing with realistic drama, and this doesn't really do it, though it tried.
(6.9 out of 10)
Metal Men #1-2
I think this is one of those series that will grow on you. It took me a while to get into this, but I think by the fourth or fifth issue I'm going to be positively gushing over it. As of right
now, I think the plot's a bit wordy and the series as a whole doesn't quite make as much use of the art -- which is
charming as all fck -- as it maybe could. The best sequences are of course of the Metal Men in action, and I find myself getting bored when they're not, which is more frequent here than it has any right to be. Have I mentioned "charming as all fck"? 'Cause it is. And it's got some genuinely spiffy ideas poking through from all corners; it's just a bit hidden, currently, by stuff that's marginally less interesting.
(7.7 out of 10)
Infinity Inc #1
Not...what I expected. Milligan's doing some interesting work with the Everyman volunteers, fleshing them out in ways that do make sense and is organic. It's just his depiction of Steel and Natasha that I'm concerned about. I'll give this a couple more issues before I decide anything conclusively; right now it's literally fifty-fifty on whether I decide to pick this up. So far the 52 Aftermaths are batting a pretty good average, and I'd hate to see the streak get broken.
(6.8 out of 10)
I also bought the second trade of the current Checkmate series, and damn is it awesome. For those many numbers of you who still aren't reading Checkmate, and I know exactly who you are -- yes, I do -- right now is the perfect opportunity to start getting into this book.