BOUGHT/THOUGHT "Nobody cares about MLK Jr apparently" 1/17

Superman Returns rocked :cmad:


The airplane scene rocked, too bad the rest of the movie couldn't keep it up.

I hated the fact that all it did was rehash the first film.

Superman The Movie:

Lex Luthor real estate scheme
Mrs. Tessmacher
Stupid henchman
over the top action sequence that pulls you out of the movie: Rotating the Earth the opposite direction so that time goes backwards.

Superman Returns:

Lex Luthor real estate scheme
Kitty (Essentially Mrs. Tessmacher)
Stupid henchman (That Lex Luthor still wouldn't consider employing)
Over the top action sequence that pulls you out of the movie: Superman lifting essentially a continent of Kryptonite all the way to space without dieing a horrible painful death.

Not only that but it did other things that the first movie didn't do:

Added a super child :down
Made a teeny bopper surfer chick Lois Lane :down
Made a Superman movie two and a half hours with about fifteen minutes worth of action. :down
Made Superman into a home wrecker that took Lois flying in hopes that she would leave Richard for him. (He even tried to kiss her, and SHE had to stop him...he didn't do it, SHE had to.)

Sorry, for a die hard Superman fan..it pains me to hate a Superman movie so much, but Brian Singer found a way to do it.
 
Cable and Deadpool- PICK OF THE WEEK! I love this series. It's fun, it's crazy, and there's plenty of action. It's kind of funny how good Nicieza can be when he sets aside the annoying cliches of the industry and just tells a fun story. Oh, and the cover? I may enjoy Reilly Brown, but Pat Zircher is the perfect artist for this book. 9/10

Fantastic Four- McDuffie already started? Just like that? That's pretty random, Marvel. Hell, I didn't know JMS didn't write this issue until I read someone else's review! Maybe that's a good thing. Both writers clearly get the characters. That's a very positive sign for Post Civil War, which I'm now VERY interested in. 8/10

Sensational Spider-Man- Sacasa is really doing a great job on this title. The man lives and breathes continuity. I just wish he was better at starting off runs on titles. Between the first arc of this book and the first arc of MK4, I'm sure many fans have some negative opinions of him. The fact is, he's very good at taking smaller characters and doing great things. While I'm very unsure about whether I'll still be reading Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man in the next few months, this book definitly has my interest. 8/10

Transformers Spotlight: Ultra Magnus- These one-shots are hit or miss. Sometimes I walk away pleased, while others leave me wondering where my money went. Luckily, this is the latter. While I still think these would be much better in the main book, I can kind of see why they aren't. While Escalation is about an "Ultimate" take on the characters, the spotlight books are closer to the old school UK comics. I loved seeing Swindle show up. While most of the combiners were pretty generic, he was always a lot of fun. He also raises an interesting conflict. Do the ends always justify the means? How many times can you break the rules in pursuit of the greater good? How many times before it comes back to bite you? 8/10

She-Hulk- I loved the opening. Just goes to show that the internet isn't the only one aware of Stark's hypocrisy. I can already tell I'm going to love this arc. While I'm definitly going to want to see the book get back into the courtroom, this seems like a great prelude to World War Hulk. Agent Cheesecake? Slott, you rule. 8/10

Ultimate Spider-Man- Sorry, Dread, I beg to differ. I'm sure I can expect to hear how I'm a Bendis nut, but this really wasn't that bad. First off, there's some great action. Otto gets his butt kicked by Peter and Jessica and it's wonderfully rendered by Bagley. Second, most of the Clone saga is over and done in 9 issues without dragging things out, but still leaving some interesting things to pick up on. The bad: One of those 9 issues was spent on a false history. That's a lot of story for a character that was a clone. Also, I really hope Bendis doesn't throw Peter back with MJ already. Kitty is one of the best things to happen to Ultimate Spider-Man. 7/10
 
Exiles 90 - Claremont actually didn't make me wanna kill myself, him, or Psylocke. I thought it was a typical issue, on par with Bedard.

Cable/Deadpool 36 - Deadpool beat Tasky a tad too easily for my tastes and I with he'd go back to the costume w/ the hoody. Good issue though.

Holy crap, you mean that Deadpool was actually able to beat someone in that horrible excuse ofa book? He was given a little dignity? I mean with it basically being the "Let's make Wade Wilson as innept as possible and make Cable better then him in EVERY WAY and grind this formula into the ground over and over again, constantly beating the readers over the head with Deadpool being treatd adn written like an innept peice of trash who's barely good enough to even be Cable's Lacky boy" peice of crap book that it is, color me impressed.

Wait- Cable must have helped somehow, didn't he?
 
I think this is the first week in...well, as long as I can remember buying comics weekly...that I only picked up one single book. Just one. Yikes. In that case, my one review is going to be extra rambly and long-winded and non-sequiturful.

52 Week 37
It's not just about how far you can make your heroes fall, how badly you can mess up their lives, how depressing the world could become...it's also about how far those heroes will go to climb back up, how solidly they can rebuild their lives, and how resolute the world can be in the face of insurmountable darkness.

DC understands this at the moment, and Marvel doesn't. I don't think this is just my opinion, I think this is pretty self-evident fact by this point. No, not every member of the crew at DC understands this; however, enough people there with powerful enough positions understand it so that, by and large, the general scope and direction of the DCU adhere to this dogma. Likewise, there are writers at Marvel who can relate to this ideal as well; but, they are not nearly numerous nor influential enough to affect the current Marvel universe tonally, whereas those numerous and influential enough are pretty hell-bent on dragging the Marvel U -- literally kicking and screaming -- in the complete opposite direction.

For every single "major event" in recent Marvel universe memory, the heroes have invariably lost. Either through their own damn faults or through forces beyond their control, the superheroes of the Marvel universe have consistently failed to live up to the examples that they themselves had set. Avengers Diassembled...utter defeat. House of M...utter, crippling defeat. X-Men Deadly Genesis...utter, embarrassing defeat. And now Civil War...I don't care how justified you think you can make the registration act; this is superhero comics, not social movement theory 101, and rebels who fight for liberty and freedom losing to a government that works with mass-murderers and shts all over the highest law in the land cannot be construed, in any way shape or form, as a positive landmark in superhero comics.

(The exception, as I'm constantly being told, is Annihilation. I promise to get caught up at some point before it's over.)

Keeping that in mind, can you imagine the measure of pride, satisfaction, and irrational excitement I got just from reading the solicits for DC's World War III and seeing that "the DC Universe bands together against the wrath of an ancient evil"? My fan bias is showing, and God I don't care. How f'ing cool is it that, when Marvel heroes are being all divided and infighting and promise to continue doing so for the foreseeable future, DC is there to give us a break from that by doing the exact opposite? It makes it so easy to root for one over the other. It's completely dorky for me to feel that way, I know, not to mention shallow and unsophisticated and a bit unfair. But frankly I don't care. Don't you see, this is exactly what it's all about. 52 has been sending its characters through notable lows and pretty cringeworthy depths, what with the deaths and the cancer, but at the end of the day we know it's not about that.

Which brings me, finally, to this issue. Yes, every single person here has guessed, at least once, that Supernova was Booster Gold; it was the single most predictable outcome. And you know why? Because it was the single best outcome. Of course everyone had speculated about it; it was the one outcome that everyone wanted to happen, that would have best served the characters. Booster acting like an ass for the last few weeks of his life? All an act. Booster acting like a hero and fighting the good fight? Canon. In the eyes of DC, it wasn't just about Booster failing; it was also about Booster redeeming himself. Buddy Baker, Animal Man, was so definitely completely dead last issue. They even made sure to fit in that cliched "loved one somehow senses his death from afar" scene. Today? So alive. Not just about death, but also about rebirth. When was the last time something like this happened not just once, but twice in a single issue?

This one single week of 52 completely exemplifies, to me, everything good about the way DC has been running their store lately. I don't think people even realize it, because we're constantly busy being jaded and critical about the genre in general. Frankly, I think it behooves us all to be a bit more appreciative of this sort of thinking, because you never quite know when it's going to be taken away, how long this "tone" is going to last. And we all know by now what the alternative is.

(10 out of 10)
 
Holy crap, you mean that Deadpool was actually able to beat someone in that horrible excuse ofa book? He was given a little dignity? I mean with it basically being the "Let's make Wade Wilson as innept as possible and make Cable better then him in EVERY WAY and grind this formula into the ground over and over again, constantly beating the readers over the head with Deadpool being treatd adn written like an innept peice of trash who's barely good enough to even be Cable's Lacky boy" peice of crap book that it is, color me impressed.

Wait- Cable must have helped somehow, didn't he?

No Cable at all in this issue.

Piece of crap? Hardly.
 
Ultimate Spider-Man- Sorry, Dread, I beg to differ. I'm sure I can expect to hear how I'm a Bendis nut, but this really wasn't that bad. First off, there's some great action. Otto gets his butt kicked by Peter and Jessica and it's wonderfully rendered by Bagley. Second, most of the Clone saga is over and done in 9 issues without dragging things out, but still leaving some interesting things to pick up on. The bad: One of those 9 issues was spent on a false history. That's a lot of story for a character that was a clone. Also, I really hope Bendis doesn't throw Peter back with MJ already. Kitty is one of the best things to happen to Ultimate Spider-Man. 7/10


Seriously man, what does it take for you to give a bad review? I've never seen you give a book less than 7/10 EVER!

I was a huge fan of ultimate spider-man. I forgave all the little niggles and stuck by the book through thick and thin but the clone saga was too far. I've dropped this book and even though I'm not buying it anymore it pisses me off because it used to be so good.

**** Bendis, he jumped the shark with this one and as a result I'm now extra careful about buying ANYTHING with his name on it. It's time to hand over the reigns because he really has run out of ideas at this stage. The next arc is just warriors with a crappy new avengers plot device chucked in. No thanks :mad:
 
It astounds me that it took until now for Bendis' stuff to alienate people. I've been browsing through Ultimate Clone Saga and while I agree that it's pretty asstacular ass, it frankly doesn't seem that much worse than the quality of House of M or some of the New Avengers arcs. Which is to say: I've seen Bendis suck this badly before, and am surprised it took others so long to see it as well.

And Dread, I must join with the legions in imploring you to just lovin' please drop the book if it's causing you so much rectal agony:(. Even I stopped watching Angel during season three 'cause it was too depressing, and if I can drop something from f'ing Whedon -- something I was watching for free, to boot -- I have all the confidence that you can also do the right thing here.
 
It astounds me that it took until now for Bendis' stuff to alienate people. I've been browsing through Ultimate Clone Saga and while I agree that it's pretty asstacular ass, it frankly doesn't seem that much worse than the quality of House of M or some of the New Avengers arcs. Which is to say: I've seen Bendis suck this badly before, and am surprised it took others so long to see it as well.

And Dread, I must join with the legions in imploring you to just lovin' please drop the book if it's causing you so much rectal agony:(. Even I stopped watching Angel during season three 'cause it was too depressing, and if I can drop something from f'ing Whedon -- something I was watching for free, to boot -- I have all the confidence that you can also do the right thing here.

I agree, drop ultimate spider-man dread. With all that money you'll save you could by "The Boys" which is actually worth reading and needs more sales damnit. :cmad:

Just in case I didn't make this clear enough,

BUY THE BOYS!
 
I second that. Jerk wad Super heroes, Gay sex, Hamsters!! It's fantastic.
 
Did anyone miss this?:confused:

Dread said:
NOW, when I pick up an issue of USM, I look forward not to the contents, but on trashing it at SHH. I look forward to hating it.

If you're going to an S&M dungeon to have your balls stepped on by a 6 inch stiletto heel wearing dominatrix and don't know when to use the safety word even when your balls are bleeding, that doesn't make it "taking one for the guys", that makes you something else. But I don't wanna be mean so I won't say anything else.:dry:
 
Oh, you just had to go and say that. Now I'm hungry.
 
I second that. Jerk wad Super heroes, Gay sex, Hamsters!! It's fantastic.

Alright boys, let's give 'em a spankin! :woot:

I really don't want to see this book die, but the sales have sucked so far :(

I will continue buying my three copies per issue though. It's not much but every little helps

Did you hear that people! This book is so good I'm laying out $9 per issue. BUY THIS DAMN BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cmad:
 
Well I'm also stuck at work without having eaten so, really, at the moment anything you say's going to get me hungry. Like cow-tipping (mmm, burgers) or Pearl Harbor (mmm, sushi) or Veronica Mars (mmm, Kristen Bell).
 
So wait, if I read a universally known crappy comic, come here and trash it, I can get my ass kissed as well?
 
So wait, if I read a universally known crappy comic, come here and trash it, I can get my ass kissed as well?

I hardly think anyone kisses Dread's ass. I think people appreciate the time he takes to actually critique books. Unlike someone like me, with one sentence blasts and a quick rating number.
 
I hardly think anyone kisses Dread's ass. I think people appreciate the time he takes to actually critique books. Unlike someone like me, with one sentence blasts and a quick rating number.

So in other words, kiss his ass.


I need to feed my ego, someone kiss my ass.
 
I love it that Darthphere is one of the few malcontents around here who can be objective about a "poster favorite" like Dread.:D:up:
 
I love it that Darthphere is one of the few malcontents around here who can be objective about a "poster favorite" like Dread.:D:up:

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I can't read.:csad:
 

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