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Check this out guys. Hope its okay to post it here.
Source: http://grandepescadoes.typepad.com/grande_pescadoes/2007/01/not_so_bold_mov.html(Not So) Bold Movie Prediction
The oft delayed 'Ghost Rider' is not only going to be THE suck, it is going to go down as the biggest comic-book themed flop of a movie this side of 'Catwoman'. When initial word gets out on the suckitude of 'Ghost Rider' and the fanboys run out of paper route money to see it in theaters, it is going to crash and burn....hard. The box office receipts from 'Elektra' will look like those from 'Titanic' when compared to what 'Ghost Rider' pulls in.
This movie was doomed, DOOMED, the moment Nic Cage was cast as Johnny Blaze. Cage has really, really lost his acting fastball and has basically just played Quirky Nic Cage in his latest films. There is no depth or attempt to bring a character to life when he plays a role. Instead, the characters take on Nic Cage tics and mannerisms, therefore, Ghost Rider, an interesting comic book entity is going to be reduced to Nic Cage W/Flaming Skull riding a motorcycle in Elvis's '68 Comeback Special leather suit.
I suspect Cage took this role after being rebuffed and turned away from playing 'Superman', which we can all thank our cinematic gods for. Nic Cage as Superman makes me shudder. He's wanted to do a superhero movie for a while, and he gets his chance with 'Ghost Rider', which in and of itself is an interesting decision. Ghost Rider isn't the most well-known character outside of geekdom, so if the movie is as gawdawful as I think it is going to be, Cage isn't defiling a beloved well-known icon (and defile 'Superman' he would have). So, when 'Ghost Rider' bombs, and bomb it will, he is only going to suffer the wrath of pearshaped fanboys the world over...so he'll be free to make 'The Family Man II' or something.
Another reason this movie will fail is that as stated above, Ghost Rider isn't that well-known to the average movie goer...and from the looks of the trailer, there doesn't seem to be much of a plot or story-arc to draw in movie goers that might be interested because of the visuals. I mean, Ghost Rider is a cool looking character with his leather, motorcycle, boots, chains, and, oh yeah - HIS FLAMING SKULL FOR A HEAD - but again, from the trailers, I have no idea what the story is about. Without a story, there is no meat for the characters to sink their hooks into...so the movie's one strength, a bad-ass looking hero, doesn't have much to do...i.e., 'Spawn'. ('Spawn' was a dismal BO failure, even with a fanatical fanbase, because it was an awful, awful movie)
The release date, 2/16, is smack in the middle of what is considered to be the movie studio graveyard for new releases (unless said movie is a rom-com banking on V-Day date nights, otherwise movies released between 1/1 and the middle of March are usually crap). This tells me the studio has no faith that this film would have been able to compete with a weak Holiday slate of movies, nor will it be able to withstand the onslaught of Summer movie releases. In short, the studio agrees that 'Ghost Rider' is the suck.
Will I see 'Ghost Rider'? Definitely not at the movie theater as I hate the movie theater experience...but I'll watch it should it come on HBO or something as I don't even think it will be a worthy DVD rental.
January 19, 2007