Explosions: Tower crash, Humvees crash, and truck crash.
****: Raph and Mikey hanging onto a pair on a billboard.
Ass: Vernon ogles April's ass. They make sure to put her in tight hip-hugging jeans or yoga pants and objectify April to the max. Granted, April is a babe in any incarnation of the Turtles, but she's more than just a fine piece of ass and ****; she is intelligent and an intrepid reporter. Casting Megan Fox didn't help in that in the first place; all she is eye candy and her as a believable reporter wanting to be taken seriously is like Denise Richards wanting to be taken seriously as a scientist in a Bond film.
And whether it's Vernon or Mikey, April gets creeped on a lot in this movie and I'm surprised feminist groups or concerned mother groups aren't coming out or haven't written a review of their own about the objectification of April O'Neil in this movie let alone sexualizing/presenting her as nothing more than something to be hit on. At least the April in the cartoons would tell guys hitting on her she didn't like, let alone criminals, what she thought of them. I know if I had a son I wouldn't want him going around school repeating, "My shell is tightening" when he sees a little girl he has a crush on at his school. Yeah, teenagers will say the darndest things but you got one guy who essentially acts like a cradle-robber and the other a bipedal reptile who didn't nearly hit on April as much as he did in the old films. But maybe that's how Bay does it. "Hey, I have ***** for you... want to go make out?"
This is bull****. You know I love ya NTF, but this entire post here is just bull****. Except for the ogling April's nether regions.
First off, a crash isn't an explosion. That's like calling peanut butter the same as margarine. There's one or two blasts but it happens so quick that meh, they hardly even counts as Bay-splosion. I should know, I love Bay's work but good golly miss molly he loves dem pyrotechnics, and there's none of them here. On top of that, want to count explosions? Guardians has at least 400. I'm just saying.
Secondly, sexualization his hardly present. It's abundant in TF, and, well, I love it, because TF is a franchise built on carnal pleasure and the roaring spectacle of those desires. Here? Here April and women are honestly treated better than in 99% of Hollywood media released in the past 15 years. April O'Neil is the first woman I've seen not wear mini-skirts, short-shorts, or even a low cut top. She is covered from head to toe the entirety of the movie. April in the 1990s flick is literally creeped on by every turtle, waltzes around in short-shorts without a bra on with her nipples poking out at the country home. She also exists as no other reason except for the Turtles to hit on, stay with, and for Casey to eventually bang. April in the second movie does nothing at all but look good. April's role in the live action films (not cartoons or comics) has so far been far less involved and purposeful as this movie; even if it's not the best flick to many. Also worth noting that unlike 1990 it doesn't end with a male winning her over and making out on the street. It ends with her as an independent woman. So... come the **** on.
Not only that the movie actually takes a jab at sexualizing women as Mikey does it ONCE yes, ONCE before being shut down rather aggressively by Raph to shut the **** up. Afterward Mikey hits on her yes, but never in a sexual manner, it's all very playful as if coming from an over-confident teen; each time he's still shut down by his brothers.
"Duuuude my girlfriend is totally the hogosha," isn't "creeping" it's as Leo says "be[ing] an idiot,". Mikey says a single creepy line. Boom. One. Of which your son wouldn't mimic it if he has half a brain cell as the entire movie they shut him down for that kind of behavior. In fact, it's the most animosity Raph shows him the entire movie.
Now, let's look at her role in the flick even. She's never taken seriously by Vern who sees her as a piece of *** and we're supposed to hate him for this. This is a lot different than Sam Witwicky's journey for sexual conquest. We're supposed to hate Vern for it, and see him as pathetic. As the movie goes on her increasing frustration with not being taken seriously comes to a pique once he realizes she actually was capable of bringing in a big story. Until then, literally everyone from bosses to co-workers didn't take her seriously.
As a man married to a woman who fitness models as well as works a nursing career, the better you look the more your work place hits you with hostility and creates a glass ceiling. You're also more easily fired for being seen as an idiot--just as Megan Fox is called by a majority of people around here. This is all based simply on your looks.
The Victoria's Secret gag was nothing but blatant product placement mixed with a boob joke. Oh jee.
Not any worse than Drax straight calling Gamora a w***e for no apparent reason (want your son repeating that?), nor the increasing feminization of her role and personality as she eventually becomes a conquest for the male protagonist.
Legit, you can have your problems with the movie, but this **** is unfounded bull based on preconceived notions of a Bay produced piece of media and Megan Fox's looks/role choices in the past painting her into a corner in your mind. Literally conjuring up this imaginary bull is, in itself just as offensive as the TF movies portrayal of women, if not more. Whether or not you want to discredit her ability to act, you did so in creating a sexual object out of her.
Which is just ****ing gross, brah.
And before you say the studio courted her for the eye candy aspect yet again; she courted them once she heard the movie was in production. She has gone on record that they have never contacted her, but when internet rumors sprouted up about her being cast and she found out the movie was in production she wanted to get into the movie so badly that she said to her agent "get me random woman in the back of the news room #3 but I HAVE to be in this movie," this is all on her bro. Jesus, I am pretty sure the Mikey fawning for her is all on her. Why do I say that? She is a fan. Maybe she doesn't read a ton of comics, but she doesn't need to, to be one. Growing up she has confessed many, many times with pure candor "Michelangelo was my first crush as a little girl". This is just a turtles fan so desperate to be in a flick she'd apologize to man she compared to Hitler just to get a shot at it and you're dissection of her involvement, role, and personhood was pretty sexist. (You wonder why she told so many to "**** off"? I would have too.)
Man, I so get people having problems with a movie, but I hate that all this Michael Bay crap is "I hate the movies' scripts so I'll find illogical reasons to hate it. Then I'll turn a blind eye to my own hypocrisy with the thousands of other movies in Hollywood." There's a difference between hating the content in the way it is presented as opposed to hating the content, because I guarantee you love sexualizing women and explosions or you wouldn't go to many movies. You certainly wouldn't read comic books.